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{\sf\sc\LARGE\bf Upcoming SIPB Events} \\ 

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\heading{SIPB Computer Stories}
{Wednesday, September 3, 8-10PM, 4-231}
\Large Legendary storyteller Jeffrey Schiller regales a crowd with his
adventures running networking and security at MIT since before you
were born.
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\heading{Superblock Party (with pizza)}
{Sunday, August 31, 7PM, W20-557}
\Large We'll be hanging out in our spacious office to meet you all and
show you what we're working on now, with a tour of our machine room.
Plus, free food.

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\heading{SIPB Meetings}
{Every Monday, 7:30PM, W20-557}
\Large SIPB holds a weekly meeting each Monday at 7:30PM.

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\heading{Computer Tour of MIT}
{Wednesday, September 3, Time TBA, Lobby 7}
\Large After your first day of classes, come see the giant machine room in W91
and others that house MIT services campus-wide, with tours by the people who
run them.  Plus a bonus session of computing stories from Jeff Schiller, before
we head over to the main stories session in 4-231.

Check our website at \verb+http://sipb.mit.edu/+ for the exact time, to be
published later this week.

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