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\centerline{\big Top Ten Worries of a Physicist}
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\foo All the air molecules will rush to the corners of the room,

\centerline{\rm suffocating everyone.}

\foo Will forget to take Cobalt--60 source out of pants pocket.

\foo Ultimate heat death of the universe.

\foo Pons and Fleischman were right.

\foo NSF will actually read next grant proposal.

\foo Will accidentally diffract when walking through the door.

\foo Will drive to work too fast and get there 100 years late.

\foo Favorite cat will disappear one morning.

\foo Will forget to unplug particle accelerator before leaving

\centerline{\rm for two-week vacation in Vermont.}

\foo Aristotle was right.

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