[1676]  MON 10/05/87 10:37 BST FROM JRP1@PHX.CAM.AC.UK: Another one for the
       collection; 55 LINES
 
(From Monty Python's Flying Circus)
 
Eric Idle: And now for something completely different. A man with
three buttocks!
 
John Cleese: I have with me Mr Arthur Frampton who... (pause)
Mr Frampton, I understand that you - um - as it were... (pause)
Well let me put it another way. Erm, I believe that whereas most
people have - er - two... Two.
 
Michael Palin: Oh, sure.
 
Cleese: Ah well, er, Mr Frampton. Erm, is that chair comfortable?
 
Palin: Fine, yeah, fine.
 
Cleese: Mr Frampton, er, vis a vis your... (pause) rump.
 
Palin: I beg your pardon?
 
Cleese: Your rump.
 
Palin: What?
 
Cleese: Er, your derriere. (Whispers) Posterior. Sit-upon.
 
Palin: What's that?
 
Cleese (whispers): Your buttocks.
 
Palin: Oh, me bum!
 
Cleese (hurriedly): Sshhh! Well now, I understand that you, Mr
Frampton, have a... (pause) 50% bonus in the region of what you
say.
 
Palin: I got three cheeks.
 
Cleese: Yes, yes, excellent, excellent. Well we were wondering,
Mr Frampton, if you could see your way clear to giving us a
quick... (pause) a quick visual... (long pause). Mr Frampton,
would you take your trousers down.
 
Palin: What? (to cameramen) 'Ere, get that away! I'm not taking
me trousers down on television. What do you think I am?
 
Cleese: Please take them down.
 
Palin: No!
 
Cleese: No, er look, er Mr Frampton. It's quite easy for somebody
just to come along here claiming... that they have a bit to spare
in the botty department. The point is, our viewers need proof.
 
Palin: I been on Persian Radio, and the Forces' Network!
 
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