\article{Notes from that other APOC person}

So, here's my first half-Apocrypha.  Actually, it's not really half
mine, since Amy has done most of the editing grungework while I've
been rotting in lab.  (Thank you thank you thank you Amy Amy.)  But
the next one will be all mine.

I'd like to thank everyone who responded to our Joint Whine and wrote
articles.  I know you were busy, but an empty Apoc would have sucked...

And one final remark: there are two of my incoming articles here.
Don't worry.  Try guessing which one is mine--- answers in the next
Apocrypha.  {\tt =)}

\article{Officer Reports}

\subarticle{Incoming ApocEd: bert}

{\em An incoming officer at six o'clock, sir!---  Launch decoy flares!
{\bf THUDDD.}}

So, here I am, writing an incoming officer report.  (It feels sort of
weird that I'll be co-editing this stuff myself.)  But I have to hurry
up or I'll miss the deadline\ldots

I guess you all expect me to ramble about my great and monumental
plans for next term, huh?  Okay, so here goes.

First and foremost, this is the first time I'm holding an office in
APO, and I intend to have fun discharging the duties thereof.  ({\em
Discharge\ldots\/} it's a neat verb.  {\em Discharge, discharge,
discharge.\/})

Secondly, I hope to give you APOCs you'll enjoy reading.  (I hope I
can do at least half as well as Amy\ldots) Therefore, if you have neat
ideas for the APOCs, please let me know, and write a lot of articles.

Third of all, I intend to use subliminal messages in the APOC to
brainw\ldots you will now sleep, and when you wake up, you will forget
you have ever read this paragraph.

Third of all, I intend to stop whining about Junior Lab next term,
since I won't be taking it any more.  But if you get lame and don't
submit articles, I just might start again to provide filler. {\tt =)}

I will almost certainly be back home for most of this summer, but I'll
have Internet access.  (What??? you thought {\em I\/} could escape???)
Therefore, if you have interesting stuff to talk about, like ``What I
did this summer'' articles {\tt =)}, send it in, and if there's enough
stuff I'll put together a remote Apocrypha from home!

Anyway, my brain is toast, and Amy wants me to be done with this, so I
think I'll just shut up now.

\hspace*{1.5in}Yi\ldots Yi\ldots right, LFS!
\hspace*{2.5in}bert
