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\title{Baker House Purity Tests}
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{\Large\bf FEMALE PURITY TEST}
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Score one point for each ``no.''  Score is percentage purity.
\begin{enumerate}
\item Have you ever had a clitoral erection?
\item Kissed a man?
\item Had a date past 4 A.M.?
\item Had a date Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend?
\item Kissed a man in the last 3 months?
\item ---on the first date?
\item ---while you were both lying down?
\item French kissed a man?
\item Ear frenched a man or been ear frenched by a man?
\item Danced cheek to cheek?

\item Rubbed a man's crotch while dancing?
\item Necked continuously for more than one hour?
\item Lied to break a date?
\item Have you ever gone steady?
\item Petted below the shoulders?
\item Gone swimming with a man in the nude?
\item Bathed or showered with a man?
\item Had a man fondle your bare breast?
\item Had a man remove your bra?
\item Worn falsies?

\item Had your nipple sucked by a man subsequent to his weaning?
\item ---in the last 3 months?
\item Had a man's hand under your skirt?
\item Had your vagina fondled by a man?
\item ---On the first date?
\item ---In the last 3 months?
\item Slept with a man since you were 13?
\item Dry-humped?
\item Seen a completely nude man in the flesh?
\item Been seen completely nude by a man?

\item Been completely undressed by a man?
\item Told a man that you loved him when you didn't?
\item Had multiple dates on one night with multiple men?
\item Gone steady with multiple men at one time?
\item Read porno literature?
\item Seen a porno movie?
\item Seen a burlesque show?
\item Masturbated?
\item ---In the last three months?
\item ---With foreign objects? (Coke bottle, cucumber, etc.)

\item ---While menstruating?
\item ---With a man?
\item Discussed masturbation with a man?
\item Reached climax?
\item Barfed due to consumption of alcohol?
\item Passed out because of alcohol?
\item Been propositioned by, or propositioned a woman?
\item Had a homosexual experience with a woman?
\item ---With a relative?
\item Had your bare genitals fondled by another woman? (not your
doctor)

\item Been the victim of rape? (or attempted rape)
\item Been engaged?
\item Committed zoocrastia? (had sex with an animal)
\item Unbuckled a man's belt or unzipped his fly?
\item Undressed a man?
\item Fondled a man's bare genitals?
\item Sucked a penis?
\item Participated in cunnilingus with a man?
\item Had a venereal disease?
\item Sat on a man's face?

\item Have you ever tied up a man (or been tied up) prior to having sex?
\item Ever been handcuffed or chained?
\item Ever been whipped or used a whip on a man?
\item Exposed yourself to a stranger?
\item Masturbated a man?
\item Swallowed?
\item Ever seen a man's penis and laughed?
\item Ever bitten a man's penis in order to cause pain?
\item ?
\item Had sexual intercourse?

\item ---In the last 3 months?
\item ---With a virgin?
\item ---During menstruation?
\item ---Without birth control?
\item ---In a car?
\item ---In a moving car?
\item ---In a bathroom stall?
\item ---In a shower or bath?
\item ---In an elevator?
\item ---Doggie style?

\item ---Greek fashion?
\item ---Sitting up?
\item ---`Sit and spin'?
\item ---On the first date?
\item ---With a man of a different race?
\item ---With more than one man?
\item ---With more than one man in the same night?
\item ---More than 3 times on the same night?
\item ---More than 10 times with one man?
\item Taken money for sexual intercourse?

\item Been watched during intercourse?
\item Become pregnant?
\item Had an abortion?
\item Participated in a gang-bang?
\item Given or received a hickey?
\item Committed adultery?
\item Committed incest?
\item Reached orgasm while riding something? (a horse, balance beam,
etc.)
\item Used a vibrator?
\item Worn a chastity belt?
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{\Large\bf MALE PURITY TEST}
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Score one point for each ``no.''  Score is percentage purity.
\begin{enumerate}

\item Experienced an erection for more than one hour continuously?
\item Had a date past 4 A.M.?
\item Had a date on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same weekend?
\item Kissed a woman?
\item Kissed a woman in the last 3 months?
\item Kissed a woman while prone?
\item Kissed a woman on the neck?
\item Kissed a woman on the first date?
\item French-kissed a woman?
\item Nibbled on a woman's ear?

\item Danced cheek to cheek with a woman?
\item Experienced an erection while dancing?
\item Ejaculated while dancing?
\item Necked continuously for an hour?
\item Pinched a woman's ass?
\item Have you ever fondled a woman's bare breast?
\item ---Within the last 3 months?
\item ---With a woman you just picked up?
\item ---With a woman who was unconscious or asleep?
\item ---With a relative?

\item Removed a woman's bra?
\item Sucked a woman's nipple subsequent to your weaning?
\item ---Within the last three months?
\item Have you ever put your hand under a woman's skirt?
\item Have you ever fondled a woman's vagina?
\item ---Within the last three months?
\item ---On a first date?
\item ---With a relative?
\item Had your bare genitals fondled by a woman? (not your doctor)
\item Ejaculated while petting?

\item Seen a completely nude woman in the flesh?
\item Completely undressed a woman?
\item Had a woman completely undress you?
\item Gone swimming with a nude woman?
\item Dry-humped?
\item Told a woman you loved her when you did not?
\item Told meaningless promises of marriage to seduce a woman?
\item Attempted to seduce a woman?
\item Fondled a girl less than 15? (since you were 15)
\item Intentionally jostled a woman you had never seen before?

\item Discussed masturbation with a woman?
\item Masturbated in the last 3 months?
\item ---At least once a week for the last 3 months?
\item ---At least once a day for the last 3 months?
\item ---While a woman watched?
\item ---In a movie theatre?
\item Read pornographic literature?
\item Seen a porno movie?
\item Seen a burlesque show?
\item Barfed due to excessive consumption of alcohol?

\item Successfully used alcohol to lower a woman's resistance?
\item Passed out due to excessive consumption of alcohol?
\item Been propositioned by, or propositioned, a man?
\item Had your bare genitals fondled by a man? (not your doctor)
\item Fondled the genitals of a man? (not your own)
\item Attempted to rape a woman?
\item Successfully raped a woman?
\item Ejaculated into a woman's mouth?
\item ---Into her face?
\item ---Into her hand?

\item Given a woman a pearl necklace? (the kind that doesn't cost money)
\item Have you ever tied up a woman prior to having sex with her?
\item Even been tied up by a woman prior to set?
\item Used other objects to restrain a woman? (handcuffs etc.)
\item Whipped a woman?
\item Role-played? (Tarzan and Jane, etc.)
\item Worn women's clothing?
\item Have a venereal disease?
\item ?
\item Had sexual intercourse?

\item ---Before age 15?
\item ---In the last 3 months?
\item ---Without birth control?
\item ---With a virgin?
\item ---During her period?
\item ---In a car?
\item ---In a moving car?
\item ---Outside on the ground?
\item ---In a bathroom stall?
\item ---In an elevator?

\item ---Doggie style?
\item ---Greek style?
\item ---Sitting up?
\item ---In your house while your parents were home?
\item ---On the first date?
\item ---With a woman who was unconscious or asleep?
\item ---With a woman of a different race?
\item ---With a prostitute?
\item ---With more than one girl?
\item ---More than 3 times in one night?

\item ---More than 10 times with one particular woman?
\item Been watched during intercourse?
\item Have you ever rented a hotel room in order to sleep with a woman?
\item Ejaculated before entry?
\item Have you ever been in an orgy?
\item Gotten a woman pregnant?
\item Committed statuatory rape?
\item Committed zoocrastia? (had sex with an animal)
\item Committed adultery?
\item Committed incest?

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