comment: |
  Apocalypse by Tribbles!  Replace humanity with something better?  Cute and
  fluffy will make people not want to stop them, and they will be morally
  superior (by some (crazy?) metric).  Snavering Lavelwods are sorta like
  this in Hitherby, could use them.

  * Introduce cute fuzzy things in plays as propaganda.
  * Bring back a thing/create a thing plot
  ** Using them in propaganda in plays helps
  *** Also shapes the new world for Lavelwod superiority
  ** This person needs to give a supervillain monologue
  ** Needs a snavering lavelwod plushie they go around with and need to get
     people to pet.
  * Question: "Why do Lavelwods deserve to inherit the earth?"
  ** Two answers, one of which is "no, they don't", but not requiring them
     to accept it if they want to keep going for the other one.
  ** They need to get out to take the Lavelwods with them
  ** Answer1: "They can't do any worse than humanity."
  ** Answer2: "They are the next stage of evolution; progress is inevitable."
stuff: |
  [[Actors]],
  [[Clever]], [[Reflexes]],
  [[TribblesFalse1]],
  [[TribblesKey]]
name: \mf{Charles}{Iffy}
player: April Grant
gender: m
contacts: |
  \MrsSchiff{Hired you as an actor. Says \they admires your enthusiasm.}
  \UnicornLover{Someone \MrsSchiff{} introduced you to.  Seems pretty
    boring and sad.}
  \RealityShowDude{Used to watch television with you sometimes.}
  \CancerGirl{The intern.  A sad, quiet \kid.  \Them
    and \UnicornLover{\first} should totally hang out and be sad together.
  \Rahu{He liked Lavelwods!  Or at least says he has symapthy with them which is surely close enough and doesn't that make him pretty cool}
body: |
  \cenquote{"The meek shall inherit the earth."}{--God}

  Shee shee shee... Nee nee nee... Shinysheenyshoony...  Sheesheesheeshnee...  

  Fluffling flaffily floofy...

  \textbf{ {\Large SHINE-YAAAAAAAA!  FLUFF-IAAAAA!}}

  Shee hee hee!  Well met, Ii Ma.

  But here's where I turn you into confetti and scatter you to the winds!  Take this!  Shine-diddly-DOO!  Fluff-a-loop-de-doooooo!  Sheesheeee!

  \textbf{ {\Large THAT SHINE!  TAKE THAT!  YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST MY FLUFFY COMPANIONS!}}

  Ii Ma, look!  The fluffy adorable puff on his head!  That's a Snavering Lavelwod!

  The horrid bulk that is Ii Ma slowly shakes an extremity which might pass for a head.  \textbf{“Why do Lavelwods deserve to inherit the earth?”}  Ignore him, dear sweet Snavering Lavelwods.  Anyone who cannot see the inborn right of your fuzzy deityships to inherit the earth and every other world is only good for obeying my orders towards establishing the Rightful Order of the world.

  Hey!  You crazy, babbling loon!  Give me back that Snavering Lavelwod!  RIGHT NOW!

  You noisy, unsparkly, unshiny girl!  Your bland, unexceptional \textit{pets}!  Let me take care of the stupid little things!  The wind sighs its insults at you.  At a glance from your companion Snavering Lavelwod, you dismiss the wind's insults in their entirety.  Your Snavering Lavelwod knows best.

  You!  You with the Snavering Lavelwod on your head!  What are you doing?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING???  You cannot possibly be treating the Snavering Lavelwod with the indignity and disrespect that is implied if you are using a wonderful, beautiful, sentient creature -- one far superior to humanity -- AS A HAT?!  No!  Show some respect!  The glorious masters entrusted this amazing mission to US!  Not you!  The glorious perpetuation of the best race in this or any other world, real or not!  The meek shall inherit the earth and the Snavering Lavelwods are that perfect species.  But their eventual inheritance cannot come soon enough.  WE MUST ACCELERATE THE PLAN.

  And with the power of this oh-so-fluffy master, we get PUMPED!  The Snavering Lavelwods will give me the power I need in order to put them on the top of the totem pole, the highest spot on the food chain, THE RIGHTFUL LORDS AND RULERS OF EVERY WORLD, IS OR ISN'T.

  Sheeny shiny dazzly doooo... This many Snavering Lavelwods too much for you?  NEVER!  OH, SUCH FLUFFABILITY!  Such dazzling doozling duffability...

  The shininess!  Such power it gives!  Such glittery-glottery glory!

  Perhaps I had a life before finding the Snavering Lavelwods.  I was an actor and a Star Trek fan (with a tradition of watching the classic "The Trouble With Tribbles" episode on the 15th of every month\footnote{Although you seriously dispute that anything about the Tribbles constituted trouble.  They were too fluffy and shiny and adorable.  The pathetic humans merely didn't know how to properly worship and care for their new fluffy masters.  So there.}) and NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANY MORE.  Some Snavering Lavelwods-sent miracle delivered the loud alarm as your wake-up call.  It rang during a dress rehearsal for the \Actors{}; you are forever grateful that the brilliant meek fluffy masters sent you that call to come rescue them from this horrid Place Without Recourse (where the only land on which the fluffy beauties are sovereign is a stupid bubbly unshiny lake) and give them the humblest, most minimalist gift you can think of to them -- the entirety of the world, and every world.

  What is that, fluffy deity?  Are you in some discomfort?  I would go to Hell and back -- if I could find it amongst the Isn'ts here -- to find whatever would make you more comfortable --

  The voices in the wind start back up again.  What sniffling-snivering-loodly-loo selfish demanding little critter --

  \textbf{ {\Large NOOOO!  STOP IT SHUT UP SHUT UP!}}

  I will prove them all wrong.  The wind and every single human who ever doubted the Snavering Lavelwod's sacred right to rule every world and every person everywhere!  I will show them with fire and bullets and GLORIOUS FLUFFY SNAVERING LAVELWODS!

  Because who could deny such shiny and beauteous fuzziworshipedness?

  == Goals ==

  * Find \Tribbles{} and ensure they get safely back to the outside world!
  * Answer your question to ensure that you can bring the lavelwods out
  and aid them in the future.
  * Work to steer the Shows in directions that highlight the fall of
  humanity or the adorable fuzziness of Snavering Lavelwods.
username:
badgedesc: A Tall, Energetic Teenager
number: <<parent.this />>
castinghint: |
  Your character is \name, an actor newly arrived in the Place without
  Recourse. You have discovered a remarkable thing in the Place
  without Recourse - Snavering Lavelwods! They are cute and fluffy and
  clearly superior to humanity in all respects. You must ensure that
  the cute fluffy Snavering Lavelwods inherit Earth away from the
  pathetic humans.

  Costuming:\\
  You're an enthusiastic modern teenager.

  Suggested reading:\\
  http://imago.hitherby.com/2005/07/countdown-to-annihilation-1045-to-1052-am/\\
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribbles
wrapup: <<parent.this />>
CR: <<parent.this />>
password: <<parent.this />>
claimedby: Kendra
answers: |
  [[TribblesAnswer1]], [[TribblesAnswer2]]
email: aprilcath@yahoo.com
