"You must not have had some interesting sex then. Physics is like having only one kind of sex. Math is like having all kinds of interesting, theoretical sex." -herngyi

"Just because he's 12 doesn't mean he's female" -taylors

"The problems are like 'Prove that sucking ass is ... sucking ass'" -llwu
"That actually isn't far from what they are" -lopezv

"We should make Loop an all-male floor" -llwu

"Next time, use a condom instead of cutting the thing off" -dzaefn

"We are all token blacks" -lgunder

"Firing a candle at your head isn't that dangerous" -lgunder

"This lane is hard" -llwu
"Yes" -lgunder

"Do you happen to be Jewish? And a guy?" -lgunder @ lucci
"Oh, yes, I am actually a Jewish man hiding in the body of a small Asian girl." -lucci

"Did you even fucking read Dance with Dragons? Get the fuck out" -pennajm @ aok

"You pull a tissue, another one comes out - you can't explain that!" -llwu

"If you want something to eat, I have an apple" -lgunder
"That's ok, I have oranges" -taylors
"Are you really comparing apples and oranges?" -shikexue

"What doesn't kill you only makes you ... upset" -lgunder, after repeatedly tasting lime juice

"... and that'll save it to your desktop." -dbausher
"I have a laptop." -friedlan

"You're like the best minus five inches." -friedlan to ltchin

"I don't care that I was right. I care that you were wrong." -abergal to aok (spiteful when indifferent)

"Do you even exist?!" -taylors to lgunder

"This is like how the British call fries 'chips' ." -dzaefn about "3 Idiots"

"Lane is a derp (bless his heart) but he's not a scrub." -ltchin about lgunder

"This is like animal abuse." -lgunder about a bad tichu round

"Well I didn't register that it was a head until I noticed it was green." -hbates

"Legalize gay ebola." -llwu

"I like my languages like I like my women - useful." -lgunder

"This is like Xbox." -Pavel about Clam speech habits.

"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever created. If I ever have a child, it will not be as beautiful as this meringue pie." -abergal

"It turns out we use our laptops." -taylors

"Look at how deep and serious Fuzzbutt is." -ltchin

"I was on Destiny and then I heard what sounded like the Ray Hua laugh" -llwu at tjhance laugh

"What kind of texture are you looking for?" -lucci
"Dry, but moist" -lopezv

"Isn't Elsa, like, the main villain of Frozen?" -lgunder

"What should my meal be?" -dzaefn
"What about freshmen?" -ltchin
"I feel like something healthier. Too much high fructose corn syrup" -dzaefn
"Sophia's vegan!" -ltchin

"No, like, why not eat old men?" -lgunder

"*sneeze*" -taylors
"Bless you!" -hbates
"*sneeze*" -taylors
"Bless you!" -hbates
"*sneeze*" -taylors
"Stop it!" -hbates

"And if anyone fucks up, you get the stick, and you get the stick again, and then you go back." -lopezv

"I can't wait to be back on top of zscore!" -hbates
"You're on top right now." -taylors

"You're not allowed to sleep on the floor if you're not ltchin." -dzaefn
"What? That's racist! Or something." -taylors

"I hate it when I'm laughing and carrot happens." -hbates

"I think of Victor's as the worst." -taylors (about squishibles)

"Vanthu has 5 letters." -lgunder

"I'm unliterate." -lgunder

"You're from California. You're supposed to suffer or be confused." -lgunder @dzaefn about winter weather

"You just want to go in with your pants down." -lopezv

"I don't want the penises to touch." -lgunder on kaufmand

"Raindrops and roses and ... horse metal kittens?" -ltchin

"No matter how much I like people, I try to find downsides to them." -lgunder

"We're doing it with markers?" -lopezv, about dyeing mbarcelo's hair

"We could make a coloring book." -kaufmand
"That's racist." -lgunder

"I don't get it. How are you a person?" -lgunder to dzaefn

"I'd like to fuck that sheep." -dbausher
"Like Scottish people?" -lopezv

"Chicken Run. It's like the Holocaust, with chickens." -dbausher

"What makes you think it's not a cat?" -dzaefn
"Because if you eat it... wait..." -ltchin

"My race of people sit. Don't judge." -lgunder

"One does not simply communicate." -llwu

"If an orgy happens in the forest, and no one is there to listen, did an orgy happen?" -llwu

"Hey ltchin, you're from the worst state, right?" -dzaefn
"You're a face." -ltchin

"If foresight is better than two-sight, is foreplay better than two-play? And where does Coldplay come in?" -lgunder

"Pot roast." -dzaefn
"You said 'pot'." -jursey
"Hahahahahaha." -dzaefn
"I was being ridiculous." -jusrey
"You said 'ri!'" -lgunder

"He's also playing a better character than you." -shikexue
"Because she's female?" -taylors
"No, because she's higher level, sexist." -lopezv

(Playing Egyptian Rat Screw) "THE LORD GIVETH, AND THE LORD TAKETH AWAY." -lopezv

"I can't get off except when I think about Hitler." -shikexue

"I think dbausher is attractive." -shikexue