*NIX is a very ***1/Adjective*** operating system. It has many features that let you do things like ***2/Verb***, and ***3/Verb*** with the kernel. Nobody really understands *NIX, but some really ***4/Adjective*** people think they do. They post to USENET a lot. They should all be ***5/Verb (past tense)*** and dumped into a ***6/Adjective*** vat full of ***7/Fluid***.