Message-Id: <9306112226.AA16081@hodge>
To: boneheads@Athena.MIT.EDU
Cc: sipb@Athena.MIT.EDU, sipb-prospectives@Athena.MIT.EDU
Subject: Can't you read?!?!?!
Date: Fri, 11 Jun 93 18:26:46 EDT
From: Richard J. Barbalace <rjbarbal@Athena.MIT.EDU>

Hey, boneheads!

READ THE SIGN BELOW THE CD PLAYER!

It's the very pretty sign with a picture of a CD on it.

For those illiterate in reading anything other than email,
the relevant portion clearly states to PUT THE CDS BACK
when you put a new CD in the player.  This doesn't mean
to leave the CDs in a pile on top of the cd player or
on the shelf out of place.  ARRANGE THE CDS ALPHABETICALLY!
I've experimentally determined that it takes less than 5
seconds to put a CD back where it belongs.  If your %$##$%@
brain hardware can't do a simple sort in under 5 seconds,
then upgrade!  I will gladly assist you in replacing (using
a shotgun) any of you who need corrective brain surgery.

Thank you.
- The same person who always flames you for messing up