The Eggplant

Once there was an eggplant. Now this eggplant didn't want to be an eggplant, so it dropped all its eggplants and died. A while later the eggplant discovered that it had become a tomato plant. The eggplant couldn't fighure out why it had become a tomato plant. Then, it figured out that it wasn't the plant, but was actually the dirt underneath. So, it made all the tomatoes fall and died. It wanted to see what the people would plant next. They made him a maple tree, since they figured he wasn't very good soil for vegetables. The eggplant liked being a maple tree, so he let the maple tree live.