The Eggplant
Once there was an eggplant. Now this eggplant didn't want to be an
eggplant, so it dropped all its eggplants and died. A while later the
eggplant discovered that it had become a tomato plant. The eggplant
couldn't fighure out why it had become a tomato plant. Then, it figured
out that it wasn't the plant, but was actually the dirt underneath. So,
it made all the tomatoes fall and died. It wanted to see what the
people would plant next. They made him a maple tree, since they figured
he wasn't very good soil for vegetables. The eggplant liked being a
maple tree, so he let the maple tree live.