Skinner has no hair at all,
                                  hair at all,
                                  hair at all,
                   Skinner has no hair at all,
                     It's just a ball of fuzz!


WILL THE NEXT SKINNER HAVE NO HAIR?

                                                        AT ALL?
                                                    ???????????????

Just days after elections, on Sunday, the Fourteenth of May, join us
at our Annual Picnic, and help ridicule Our New Skinner.

We've discovered that we will desire a new song to celebrate our new
Skinner (whose existance you will have assured on Friday the Twelfth,
along with the elections for the President, Vice, LHE, and
Onseck. Elections happen at Five Thirty O'clock Post Meridian in the
Star Chamber (5-126); tourguides leave the library at 24 minutes past
the hour.).

We shall convene at the MITSFS Library at Eleven O'clock Ante
Meridian, and from there head out to the Blue Hills. Those with cars
are encouraged to volunteer to drive (sign up in advance) and meet
those of us afflicted with carlessness. If Hal Clement, our honored
guest, fails to successfully appease The Great Rain God Nimbus, the
picnic will be held in Twenty Chimnies (Student Center).

When the Sun rises to its Peak, we will:

        Have unfathomable amounts of cooked cow (and other food, too)!
        Observe the Sacrifice of the Virgin Watermelon
                (to Nimbus, our Great Rain God)!
        Imbibe several lakes full of Coke!
        Perform the death-defying gavel toss!
        Heroicly scale the Great Blue Hill!

HOW MUCH IS IT???

                                It's FREE! Except when it isn't.
                                Specifically, those owing dues
                                must pay, and guests are $2.


BY CAR: Take Storrow Drive to Southeast Expressway (Route 3).
        Go south for 15-20 minutes until Route 128. Turn west
        onto 128, down to exit 2B (Milton). Go north past
        Hillside Street (less than a mile, on your right),
        to the park parking lot. We will convene there.