How to form your very own Silicon Valley corporation.

Step 1: Go to Menlo Park. Find a tree.

Step 2: Shake the tree. A venture capitalist will fall out.

Step 3: Before the venture capitalist regains its wits, recite the following
        incantation: 
          "Internet! Electronic Commerce! Distributed Enterprise-Enabled
           Applications! Java!"

Step 4: The venture capitalist will give you four million dollars.

Step 5: In 18 months, go public.

Step 6: After you receive your cheque, go back to Menlo Park.

Step 7: Find a tree.

Step 8: Climb it.

Step 9: Wait.