From terry@spcvxb.spc.edu Thu Jun 24 21:56:55 1993
From: terry@spcvxb.spc.edu (Terry Kennedy, Operations Mgr.)
Newsgroups: alt.folklore.computers
Subject: Re: Looking for 'Alice's PDP-10'
Date: 19 Jun 93 19:51:51 EDT
Organization: St. Peter's College, US

In article <wg8T7S=0BwwU54qjIC@transarc.com>, Pat_Barron@transarc.com writes:
> As requested .....
[Alice's PDP-10 story]

  There's a whole bunch of these. Here's two more of them, "Atlas' HDA" and
"MIT's AI Lab". I've got megabytes and megabytes of this sort of stuff that
I've collected over the years - I suppose I should put it up for FTP...

	Terry Kennedy		Operations Manager, Academic Computing
	terry@spcvxa.bitnet	St. Peter's College, Jersey City, NJ USA
	terry@spcvxa.spc.edu	+1 201 915 9381

			     "Atlas' HDA"

			    by Jon Kamens
			  jik@Athena.MIT.EDU

	    (with thanks {and apologies} to Arlo Guthrie)

	This song is called "Atlas' HDA."  It's about Atlas and its
HDA, but "Atlas' HDA" isn't the name of the HDA, that's just the name
of the song.  That's why I call this song "Atlas's HDA."

	Now it all started about two full backups ago, during the week
before finals, when my friend and I went to login to Project Athena in
building 1.  But our files don't live in building 1, they live in
building 11 on Atlas' HDA.

	And since Atlas is a 750, there isn't a lot of space free on
it, so they decided they didn't have to make any on-line backups for a
long time.

	Well, we got to building 1 and found that we couldn't get to
our files in building 11 on Atlas' HDA, so we decided that it'd be a
friendly gesture to call up hotline and tell them that Atlas was
having problems.  So we walked over to the phone with our NFS errors
and serial numbers and usernames and UID's and Kerberos tickets and
other implements of authentication.

	Well, we called hotline and there was a long answering message
which told us that we should call extension 3-0168 before reporting
any major service outages.  Well, we'd never heard of a hotline which
you couldn't use unless you called another extension first, so with
tears in our eyes, we walked off to find an operations droog.

	We didn't find one 'til we came to a little machine room, off
the building 11 hallway, and in that machine room was the Manager of
Operations, logged into Atlas and playing with the HDA.  We asked the
operations manager, "Can you restore our files?"  and he said, "Kid,
you got any problem sets due tomorrow?"  Well, I didn't, but I decided
that being able to get to our zfwrite binaries was better than not, so
I said, "Yes," and he said, "Then I'll restore your files."  And
that's what he did.

	And we went back to building 1, had a great time using
zfwrite, and went into mboggle-mode, and didn't stop until the next
Kerberos ticket lifetime, when we got a zephyr message from the
Operations Manager.  He said, "Kid, we found your network address on a
zfwrite message at the bottom of a half-a-million other zephyr
messages, and I just wanted to know if you had any information about
it."

	And I said, "Yes sir, Mr. Operations Manager, I cannot tell a
lie.  Someone sent that zfwrite message from my network address."
After conversin' with the Operations Manager for about forty-five
zephyr messages, we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and he
said that we had to show him how we sent those zfwrite messages, and
also had go down to e40 and talk to him at Project Athena
headquarters.  So we gathered together our serial numbers and
usernames and UID's and Kerberos tickets and other implements of
authentication, and walked over to e40.

	Now friends, there waas only one of two things that the
Operations Manager could've done at the Project Athena headquarters,
and the first was that he could've given us a network-address hacked
version of zwrite for bein' so brave and honest over zephyr with him
(which wasn't very likely, and we didn't expect it), and the other
thing was that he could've flamed at us and told us never to be seen
sending zfwrite messages on the Project Athena network, which is what
we expected.

	But when we got to the Project Athena headquarters, there was
a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both
immediately sat down in Earll Murman's office and had our accounts
suspended.  And I said to the Operations Manager, "Mr. Operations
Manager, I can't show you how I sent that zfwrite message with this
here suspension on my account."  He said, "Shut up, kid, and follow
me," and that's what we did, and walked over to building 11 to look at
Atlas (Remember Atlas?  This is a song about Atlas.).

	I wanna tell you 'bout Project Athena, where this is
happenin'.  They got 800 workstations, all access_off, about about ten
operations droogs.  But when we got to building 11 there was about
twenty droogs, five postmasters, and two MIT lawyers, this bein' the
worst lie told to the Operations Manager in the last ten years, and
everybody wanted to get in on yellin' at us about it.

	And they was using all kinds of software and hardware that
they had hanging around the machine room.  They was taking window
dumps, accounting traces, lastlogs, sulogs, findlogs, messages,
printer dumps, screen dumps and core dumps... And they made seventeen
multi-layered X windows with inverse text and scroll bars on the side
and top of each one with man pages explainin' what each one was, to be
used as evidence against us.

	After the ordeal, we followed the Operations Manager back to
e40.  He said he was gonna make us proofread Athena documentation for
a while.  He said: "Kid, I'm gonna give you some documentation to
proofread.  I want your pen and your `r' key."

	I said, "Mr. Operations Manager, I can understand your wantin'
my pen so I don't accidentally mark up the documentation, but what do
you want my `r' key for?" and he said, "Kid, we don't want any
accidental rm problems."  I said, "Mr.  Manager, did you think I was
gonna rm -r * my account for litterin'?"

	The Operations Manager said he was just makin' sure, and
friends, he was, 'cause he took my pause key so I couldn't type
ctrl-alt-pause and reboot the workstation (even though it was a VAX),
and he took my telephone, so I couldn't dial in to athena, make 1200
baud sounds with my voice, login as the super-user and eliminate all
the evidence collected against me.  The Operations Manager was makin'
sure.

	It was about four or five hours later that Jon (remember
Jon?) came by and, with a few nasty looks at the Operations Manager
on the side, told me I could stop proofreading documentation.  And we
went back to the SIPB office and had a great Pizza Ring take-out
dinner and didn't logout until the next day, when I had to go talk to
a design review.

	I walked into the conference room, sat down, and the
Operations Manager came into view with the seventeen multi-layered X
windows with inverse text and scroll bars on the side and top of each
one with man pages explainin' what each one was, to be used as
evidence against us, and sat down.

	Bill Cattey came in, said, "All Rise!"  We all stood up.  Jerry
came in with his PC and sat down.  And we sat down.  And the
Operations Manager looked at his seventeen multi-layered X windows
with inverse text and scroll bars on the side and top of each one with
man pages explainin' what each one was, and he looked at the PC, and
then at his seventeen multi-layered X windows with inverse text and
scroll bars on the side and top of each one with man pages explainin'
what each one was, and began to cry.

	Because the Operations Manager had come to the realization
that it was a typical case of user interface incompatibilities, and
there wasn't nothin' he could do about it, and Jerry wasn't gonna look
at the seventeen multi-layered X windows with inverse text and scroll
bars on the side and top of each one with man pages explainin' what
each one was, to be used as evidence against us.

	And we were fined 50k quota and told to delete the zfwrite
binaries.

	But that's not what I'm here to tell you about.  I'm here to
tell you about the HDA.

		      *************************

	They got this area over in e40 called the watchmaker zone,
where you walk in and get your programming skills inspected, detected,
neglected and selected!

	I went down and got my interview one day, and I walked in, sat
down (slept on the third floor of lobby 7 the night before, so I
looked and felt my best when I went in that morning, 'cause I wanted
to look like the best MIT hacker.  I wanted to feel like.... I wanted
to BE the best MIT hacker), and I walked in, said down, I was gunned
down, brung down, locked out and all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly
things.

	And I walked in, I sat down, and Jane gave me a piece of paper
that said: "Kid, see Geer in the watchmaker zone."

	I went there, and I said, "Dan, I wanna hack!  I wanna hack!
I wanna see gross code and dereferenced null pointers and overnight
hacking sessions and bugs to fix and write impossible-to-comprehend
code!  I wanna feel nine-track tape between my teeth!  I mean hack!
Hack!  Hack!"

	And I started jumpin' up and down on his desk (there was no
room to jump on the floor), yellin' "HACK!  HACK!  HACK!" and Win
Treese walked in and started jumpin' up and down with me, and we was
both jumpin' up and down, yellin', "HACK!  HACK!  HACK!  HACK!!" and
some watchmaker came over and gave me the watchmaker root password,
sent me into the watchmaker zone, and said, "You're our bug-fixer."
And I didn't feel too good about it.

	I proceeded to work as a watchmaker, gettin' more inspections,
rejections, detections, neglections, and all kinds of stuff that they
was doin' to me there, and I was there for two years... three years...
four years... I was there for a long time goin' through all kinds of
mean, nasty, ugly things, and I was just havin' a tough time there,
and they was inspectin', injectin', every single part of my code, and
they was leavin' no function untested.

	I proceeded through, until my thesis was almost finished and I
came to see the very last man.  I walked in, sat down, after a whole
big thing there.  I walked up, and he said, "Kid, we only got one
question: have you ever been in trouble with the Operations Manager?"

	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Atlas' HDA
massacree with full orchestration and five-part harmony and stuff like
that, and other phenomenon.

	He stopped me right there, and said, "Kid, did you have to go
meet with Saltzer?"  And I proceeded to tell him the story of the
 seventeen multi-layered X windows with inverse text and scroll bars
on the side and top of each one...

	He stopped me right there and he said, "Stop right there!
Kid, I want you to go over and sit down on that bench that says,
`Hackers who got caught.'  NOW, KID!"

	And I walked over to the bench there, and there's... The
hackers-who-got-caught group is where they put you if you may not be
moral enough to hack for a salary after learning to hack for four
years.

	There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people on the
bench there... there was system crackers, password breakers, Kerberos
bug-finders, sendmail demons, and Robert T. Morris enthusiasts!!
Robert T. Morris enthusiasts sitting right there on the bench next to
me!  And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one... the most obsessed RTM
enthusiast of all, was comin' over to me, and he was mean and ugly and
nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat down next to
me.  He said, "Kid, you get a security hole?"  I said, "I didn't get
nothin'.  I had to delete the binaries."

	He said, "What did you have to talk to Jerry about, Kid?"  And
I said, "Sending zfwrite messages..." And they all moved away from me
on the bench there, with the Robert T. Morris enthusiast and all kinds
of mean, nasty things, 'til I said, "...to the Manager of Athena
Operations..."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a
great time on the bench talkin' about system cracking, password
breaking, Kerberos hacking, virus hunting... and all kinds of groovy
things that we was talkin' about on the bench, and everything was
fine.

	We was drinkin' coke and eatin' all kinds of junk food, until
the dean came over, had some paper in his hand, helt it up and said:

	"KIDS-THIS-BUG-REPORT'S-GOT-FORTY-SEVEN-WORDS-THIRTY-SEVEN-
FILL-IN-BLANKS-FIFTY-EIGHT-ESSAY-QUESTIONS-WE-NEED-TO-KNOW-THE-
DETAILS-OF-THE-BUG-THE-SECURITY-HOLE-THE-HACK-WHATEVER-YOU-DID-AND-
ANYTHING-ELSE-AT-ALL-YOU-GOT-TO-SAY-PERTAINING-TO-THE-BUG-WE-WANT-
TO-KNOW-THE-PROGRAM-NAME-THE-SERVER-IT'S-ON-THE-PATH-TO-IT-THE-
RELEASE-NUMBER-THE-MACHINE-YOU-WERE-RUNNING-IT-ON-AND-EVERYTHING-ELSE..."

	And he talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a
word that he said.  But we had fun rollin' the mice around and lookin'
at xpix.

	I filled out the special bug report with the multiple-choice
and essay questions and fill-in-the-blanks, and put everything down
just like it was and everything was fine.  And I put down my pencil,
and I turned the bug report form over, and there, written on the back
of the form... centered on back of the form.... away from everything
else on the form... in parentheses, capital letters, back-quoted, in
NewCenturySchlBk, read the following words: "Kid, have you passed
Phase II?"

	I went over to the dean.  Said, "Mister, you got a lot of
dammed gall to ask me if I've passed Phase II!  I mean, I mean, I
mean, that you say, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean, I'm sittin'
here on the hackers who got caught bench, 'cause you want to know if
I'm a good enough writer to go out and write computer programs, build
circuits, and work in technical support?"

		      *************************

	He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind!
We're gonna send your user-id off to the NCSC in Washington!"  And,
friends, somewhere in Washington, enshrined on a logical volume on
dockmaster, is a study in ones and zeroes of my aborted hacking...

		      *************************

	And the only reason I'm singin' you the song now is 'cause you
may know somebody in a similar situation.  Or you may be in a similar
situation, and if you're in a situation like that, there's only one
thing you can do:

[ CHORUS ]

	You know, if one person, just one person, does it, they may
think he's really dangerous and they won't give him a job.

	And if two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're
both hackers who got caught and they won't take either of them.

	And if three people do it!  Can you imagine three people
walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Atlas' HDA" and walkin' out?  They may
think it's a new type of backup!

	And can you imagine fifty people a day?  I said FIFTY people a
day, walkin' in, singin' a bar of "Atlas' HDA" and walkin' out?
Friends, they may think it's a MOVEMENT, and that's what it is: The
Atlas' HDA ANTI-BREAKAGE MOVEMENT!  And all you gotta do to join is to
sing it the next time it comes around on the hard disk.

	With feelin'.

You can get to your files all day
on Atlas' HDA
You can get to your files all day
on Atlas' HDA
You'll be sure there's just no risk
If you copy all your files to the local hard disk
YOU can get to your files all day
on Atlas' HDA

(but don't forget to backup fast, on Atlas' HDA!)

You can get anything you want at a Chinese Restaurant
 (exceptin a hamburger) ....

	  Chris Stacy, Alan Wecsler, and Noel Chiappa

	This song is called "MIT's AI Lab".  It's about MIT and
the AI Lab, but "MIT's AI Lab" is not the name of the lab, that's
just the name of the song.  That's why I call the song "MIT's AI
Lab."

	Now it all started two full dumps ago, on Thanksgiving,
when my friend and I went up to visit the hackers at AI lab on
the ninth floor.  But the hackers don't always live on the ninth
floor, they just go there to use these complex order code stack
machines they call Lisp Machines.

	And using a special purpose processor like that, they got
a lot of room upstairs where DDT used to be, and havin' all that
ROOM they decided that they didn't have to collect any garbage
for a long time.

	We JFCLed up here and found all the garbage in there and
we decided that it'd be a friendly gesture for us to take all the
garbage down to the system dump.

	So we took the half-a-meg of garbage, put it in the back
of a red ECL Multibus, took subrs and hacks and implementations
of defstruction, and headed on toward the system dump.

	Well, we got there and there was a big pop up window and
a write protect across the dump sayin', "This Garbage Collecter
Under Development on Thanksgiving," and we'd never heard of a
garbage collector NOP'd out on Thanksgiving before, and with
tears in our eyes, we CDR'd off into the sunset lookin' for
another place to put the garbage.

	We didn't find one 'til we came to a side area, and off
the side of the side area was three hundred megabyte disk, and in
the middle of the disk was another heap of garbage.  And we
decided that one big heap was better than two little heaps, and
rather than page that one in, we decided to write ours out.
That's what we did.

	Branched back to the Lisp Listener, had a Chinese
Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, went to
SI:PROCESS-WAIT SLEEP, and didn't get up until the next quantum,
when we got a funcall from Mr. Greenblatt.  He said, "Kid, we
found your name on a cons at the bottom of a half-a-meg of
garbage and I just wanted to know if you had any information
about it".

	And I said, "Yes sir, Mr.  Greenblatt, I cannot tell a
lie.  I put that structure under that garbage."  After speakin'
to Greenblatt for about forty-five million clock ticks on the
telnet stream, we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and
he said that we had to go down and link up the garbage, and also
had to go down and speak to him at the Lisp Machine Factory.  So
we got in the red ECL Multibus with the subrs and hacks and
implementations of defstruction and headed on toward the Lisp
Machine Factory.

	Now, friends, there was only one of two things that
Greenblatt could've done at the Lisp Machine Factory, and the
first was that he could've given us another 64K board for bein'
so brave and honest on BUG-LISPM (which wasn't very likely, and
we didn't expect it), and the other thing was that he could've
flamed at us and told us never to be seen BLTing garbage around
in the vicinity again, which is what we expected.

	But when we got to the Lisp Machine Factory, there was a
third COND-clause that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was
both immediately Process-Arrested, Deexposed, and I said,
"Greenblatt, I can't GC up the garbage with these here
ARREST-REASONS on".  He said: "Output-Hold, kid, and get in the
back of the Control CAR."  ...And that's what we did...sat in the
back of the Control CAR, and drove to the sharpsign quote open
scene-of-the-crime close.

	I wanna tell you 'bout the town of Cambridge,
Massachusetts, where this is happenin'.  They got seven hunnert
stop signs, no turn on red, and two campus police CARs, but when
we got to the sharpsign-quote-open scene-of-the-crime close,
there was five Lisp Machine hackers and three scope carts, bein'
the biggest hack of the last ten years and everybody wanted to
get in the HUMAN-NETS story about it.

	And they was usin' up all kinds of digital equipment that
they had hangin' around the Lisp Machine Factory.  They was
takin' backtraces, stack traces, plastic wire wraps, blueprints,
and microcode loads...  And they made seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel
multi-flavored windows with turds and arrows and a scroll bar on
the side of each one with documentation panes explainin' what
each one was, to be used as evidence against us.

.....Took pictures of the labels, blinkers, the cursors, the pop
up notification windows, the upper right corner, the lower left
corner.....and that's not to mention the XGP'd screen images!

	After the ordeal, we went back to the Factory. Greenblatt
said he was gonna locate us in a cell.  He said:  "Kid, I'm gonna
INTERN you in a cell.  I want your manual and your mouse."

	I said, "Greenblatt, I can understand your wantin' my
manual, so I don't have any documentation about the cell, but
what do you want my mouse for?"  and he said, "Kid, we don't want
any window system problems". I said, "Greenblatt, did you think I
was gonna deexpose myself for litterin'?"

	Greenblatt said he was makin' sure, and, friends,
Greenblatt was, 'cause he took out the left Meta-key so I
couldn't double bucky the rubout and cold-boot, and he took out
the Inspector so I couldn't click-left on Modify, set the
PROCESS-WARM-BOOT-ACTION on the window, *THROW around the
UNWIND-PROTECT and have an escape.  Greenblatt was makin' sure.

	It was about four or five hours later that Moon---
(remember Moon? This here's not a song about Moon)--- Moon came
by and, with a few nasty sends to Greenblatt on the side, bailed
us out of core, and we went up to the Loft, had another Chinese
dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next
evening, when we all had to go to court.

	We walked in, sat down, Greenblatt came in with the
seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel multi-flavored windows with turds and
arrows and documentation panes, sat down.

	McMahon came in, said, "All rise!"  We all stood up, and
Greenblatt stood up with the seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel
multi-flavored windows with turds and arrows and documentation
panes, and the judge walked in, with an LA36, and he sat down.
We sat down.

	Greenblatt looked at the LA36...  then at the seventeen
multi flavored windows with the turds and arrows and
documentation panes... and looked at the LA36...  and then at the
seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel multi-flavored windows with turds and
arrows and documentation panes, and began to cry.

	Because Greenblatt came to the realization that it was a
typical case of LCS state-of-the-art technology, and there wasn't
nothin' he could do about it, and the judge wasn't gonna look at
the seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel multi-flavored windows with turds
and arrows and documentation panes, explainin' what each one was,
to be used as evidence against us.

	And we was fined fifty zorkmids and had to rebuild the
world load...in the snow.


	But that's not what I'm here to tell you about.
	I'm here to talk about the Lab.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

	They got a buildin' down in Cambridge called Technology
Square, where you walk in, you get your windows Inspected,
detected, neglected and Selected!

	I went down and got my interview one day, and I walked
in, sat down (slept on the beanbag in 926 the night before, so I
looked and felt my best when I went in that morning, 'cause I
wanted to look like the All-American High School Tourist from
Sunnyvale.  I wanted to feel like.....  I wanted to BE the
All-American Kid from Sunnyvale), and I walked in, sat down, I
was gunned down, brung down, locked out and all kinds of mean,
nasty, ugly things.

	And I walked in, I sat down, KAREN gave me a piece of
paper that said:  "Kid, see the CLU hackers on XX."

	I went up there, I said, "Eliot, I wanna lose.  I wanna
lose! I wanna see hacks and kludges and unbound variables and
cruft in my code!  Eat dead power supplies with cables between my
teeth!  I mean lose!  lose!  lose!"

	And I started jumpin' up and down, yellin' "LOSE!  LOSE!
LOSE!" and Stallman walked in and started jumpin' up and down
with me, and we was both jumpin' up and down, yellin', "LOSE!
LOSE!  LOSE!  LOSE!!"  and some professor came over, gave me a
6-3 degree, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our
distinguished lecturer."  Didn't feel too good about it.

	Proceeded down the infinite corridor, gettin' more
inspections, rejections (this IS MIT), detections, neglections,
and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me there, and I was
there for two years...  three years...  four years...  I was
there for a long time goin' through all kinds of mean, nasty,
kludgy things, and I was havin' a tough time there, and they was
inspectin', injectin', every single part of me, and they was
leavin' no part unbound!

----------------------------------------------------------------------

	Proceeded through, and I finally came to see the very
last man. I walked in, sat down, after a whole big thing there.
I walked up, and he said, "Kid, we only got one question:  Have
you ever been arrested"?

	And I proceeded to tell him the story of the half-a-meg
of garbage with full orchestration and five-part harmony and
stuff like that, and other phenomenon.

	He stopped me right there and said, "Kid, have you ever
been to court"? And I proceeded to tell him the story of the
seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel multi-flavored windows with turds and
arrows and documentation panes...

	He stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to
go over and sit down on that bench that says 'LISP Machine
Group'...  NOW, KID!"

	And I walked over to the bench there, and there's...  The
LISP Machine Group is where they put you if you may not be moral
enough to join Symbolics after creatin' your special form.

	There was all kinds of mean, nasty, ugly-lookin' people
on the bench there ...  there was Microcoders, DPL hackers, File
System hackers, and Window System Hackers!!  Window System
hackers sittin' right there on the bench next to me!  And the
meanest, ugliest, nastiest one...  the kludgiest Window System
hacker of them all...  was comin' over to me, and he was mean and
ugly and nasty and horrible and all kinds of things, and he sat
down next to me.  He said, "Kid, you get a new copy of the
sources?"  I said, "I didn't get nothin'.  I had to rebuild the
world load."

	He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"  and I said,
"Littering..."  And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, with the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean, nasty
things, 'til I said, "And making gratuitous modifications to
LMIO; sources..."  And they all came back, shook my hand, and we
had a great time on the bench talkin' about microcoding, DPL
designing, file-system hacking, .....  and all kinds of groovy
things that we was talkin' about on the bench, and everything was
fine.

	We was drinking Coke smoking all kinds of things, until
the RA came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and
said:

"KIDS-THIS-EXAM-S-GOT-FOURTY-SEVEN-WORDS-THIRTY-SEVEN-MULTIPLE-
CHOICE-QUESTIONS-FIFTY-EIGHT-WORDS-WE-WANT-TO-KNOW-THE-DETAILS-
OF-THE-HACK-THE-TIME-OF-THE-HACK-AND-ANY-OTHER-KIND-OF-THING-YOU-
GOT-TO-SAY-PERTAINING-TO-AND-ABOUT-THE-HACK-ANY-OTHER-KIND-OF-
THING-YOU-GOT-TO-SAY-WE-WANT-TO-KNOW-THE-ARRESTED-PROCESS'-NAME-
AND-ANY-OTHER-KIND-OF-THING..."

	And he talked for forty-five minutes and nobody
understood a word that he said.  But we had fun rolling the mice
around and clickin' on the buttons.

	I filled out the special form with the four-level macro
defining macros.  Typed it in there just like it was and
everything was fine.  And I put down my keyboard, and I switched
buffers, and there ...  in the other buffer...  centered in the
other buffer...  away from everything else in the buffer...  in
parentheses, capital letters, backquotated, in 43VXMS, read the
following words:  "Kid, have you featurized yourself"?

	I went over to the RA.  Said, "Mister, you got a lot of
damned gall to ask me if I've featurized myself!  I mean, I
mean, I mean that you send, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean
I'm sittin' here on the Lisp Machine Group bench, 'cause you want
to know if I'm losing enough to join the Lab, burn PROMs, power
supplies, and documentation, after bein' on SF-LOVERS?"

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	He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind!
We're gonna send your user-id off to the DCA in Washington"!
And, friends, somewhere in Washington, enshrined on some little
floppy disk, is a study in ones and zeros of my brain-damaged
programming style...

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	And the only reason I'm singin' you the song now is
'cause you may know somebody in a similar situation.  Or you may
be in a similar situation, and if you're in a situation like
that, there's only one thing you can do:

[ CHORUS ]

	You  know, if one person, just one person, does it, they
may think he's really dangerous and they won't take him.

	And if two people do it, in harmony, they may think
they're both LISP hackers and they won't take either of them.

	And if three people do it!   Can you imagine three people
walkin' in, singin' a bar of "MIT's AI Lab"  and walkin' out?
They may think it's an re-implementation of the window system!

	And can you imagine fifty people a day?  I said FIFTY
people a day, walkin' in, singin' a bar of "MIT's AI Lab"  and
walkin' out?  Friends, they may think it's a MOVEMENT, and that's
what it is:  THE MIT AI LAB ANTI-LOSSAGE MOVEMENT!  And all you
gotta do to join is to sing it the next time it comes around on
the circular buffer.

	With feelin'.

You can hack anything you want
on MIT Lisp Machines
You can hack anything you want
on MIT Lisp Machines
Walk right in and begin to hack
Just push your stuff right onto the stack
You can hack anything you want
on MIT Lisp Machines

(but don't forget to fix the bug...  on MIT Lisp Machines!)

