From pearlman@acs.bu.edu Mon Apr 26 05:12:52 1993 Date: Wed, 14 Apr 93 23:34:34 -0400 To: dschloss@acs.bu.edu, mdpakula@acs.bu.edu, amgreene@Athena.MIT.EDU, marthag@Athena.MIT.EDU, kleber@husc.harvard.edu, polgara@csa.bu.edu Subject: [jlp@mitre.org: [erl@linus: icecream will never be the same again - enjoy]] From: Nomi S. Pearlman Sender: pearlman@acs.bu.edu Return-Receipt-To: pearlman@acs.bu.edu Reply-To: pearlman@acs.bu.edu Posted-From: The MITRE Corporation, Bedford, MA Date: Wed, 14 Apr 93 16:33:31 -0400 To: pearlman@acs.bu.edu, rivka@aol.com, M03662@scvms.mitre.org, eloise@frey.mitre.org Subject: [erl@linus: icecream will never be the same again - enjoy] From: John L. Pearlman Sender: jlp@grendle.mitre.org Return-Receipt-To: jlp@mitre.org Reply-To: jlp@mitre.org Return-Path: Posted-Date: Wed, 14 Apr 93 15:46:13 -0400 Date: Wed, 14 Apr 93 15:46:13 -0400 From: erl@linus To: jlp@linus Subject: icecream will never be the same again - enjoy >From linus!agate!ames!saimiri.primate.wisc.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!uwm.edu!linac!att!att-out!cbfsb!cbnewsg.cb.att.com!jw eber Fri Apr 2 13:01:49 EST 1993 Article: 60989 of soc.culture.jewish Newsgroups: soc.culture.jewish Path: linus.mitre.org!linus!agate!ames!saimiri.primate.wisc.edu!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!uwm.edu!linac!att!att-out!cbfsb!cbnew sg.cb.att.com!jweber From: jweber@cbnewsg.cb.att.com (jodi.weber) Subject: Joke of the Day Message-ID: <1993Mar31.174627.20185@cbfsb.cb.att.com> Sender: news@cbfsb.cb.att.com Organization: AT&T Date: Wed, 31 Mar 1993 17:46:27 GMT Lines: 58 The Pasken & Rabbis Ice Cream Menu Pasken & Rabbis ice creams are available in cohens, frozen on a shtick, or in a plastic Yid-dish. In addition to their up-to-the-mitzvah selections of ice cream flavors, P. & R.'s also offers such taste treats as Tosefloats, Saturdaes, Madua-lo-diet freezes, the tantalizing Bamid-Bar, as well as traditional ice cream Sotahs in a variety of delicious flavors - the latter, of course, made with Korban-ated water and, if you wish, an extra pshat of seltzer. And while our competitors may offer a multilayered Goyishe Cup, remember that only Pasken & Rabbis features a free sample of any flavor - which we call Bameh Madlickin'. We are proud to continue our old and sacred tradition of serving a multitude of flavors, a custom which began with the sainted Ga'on of V'nila (may his memory be a dressing), who first claimed the mitzvah of Hachnassat ice cream. His disciples, known as the Eggnogdim, carried on for generations a debate with the followers of the Baal Shempaigne over which scoop to put on top. Today, we abide by the decisions of the Ga'on's school, and we have adopted his famous slogan, "Talmond Tort K'neggnog Coollime." Flavors available: Maccabean Rhubarbanel Af Al Pecan Leviticustard Chazalnut Mi Kamocha Olive Hashalom Pear V'Chavod Mizrachi Road L'chu Vanillcha Citrus D'Achra Tora Shebe'al Pear Oy Gemalt Halva-Chomer Chuppapaya Wailing Walnut Oy Vey Iz Mirachino Cherry Brand Ice Cherry Bim Rashi Road Butter Shkotz Yasher Cocoach Balak Berry Prune Ur'voon Bubble Gumora M'lo Kol Ha'aretz Avocado Buberry Lemontations Lubavitcher Resberre Olime Habah Chocolitvak Asseret Yummy Chewvah Shulamit Spumoni Hanava Bananot Zalmond Schachter Mi Kamarshmallow Meshuganougat Abba Ebanana Berry P'ri Hagafen Soda & Gomorra Bernard Malamint Britishman Date Monishta Nut Molly Pecan Rav K'coconut Rachma Nut Cin'm'n Toff & Mazel Toff-ee Carmel Shake Tisha B'Avarian Cream Cashew LePesach ChocEilat Chip Moishmallow Weizmann Institutti-Frutti Lehitra Oats Maimonidip (Rumbomb) Tzur Marshmalo S.Y. Agnog Kol HakaVodka ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Happy Noshing!! And an upcoming Chag Sameach! Jodi Weber jodiweber@attmail.com or jweber@cbnewsg.cb.att.com