Resent-From: "Martha H Greenberg" <marthag@bbn.com>
Resent-Message-Id: <9502011505.ZM2973@noc.bbn.com>
Resent-Date: Wed, 1 Feb 1995 15:05:43 -0500
Resent-To: marthag@MIT.EDU
Delivery-Date: Tue, 24 Jan 1995 09:45:01 -0500
Message-Id: <199501241443.AA10500@world.std.com>
From: Andrew_Marc_Greene@frankston.com
To: thundering-horde@MIT.EDU
Subject: excerpt from Desperado
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 1995 09:39 -0400

--multiple forwards deleted--

A computer programmer happens across a frog in the road.  The frog
pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll
stay with you for a week".  The programmer shrugs his sholders and puts
the frog in his pocket.

A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll give
you great sex for a week".  The programmer nods and puts the frog back
in his pocket.

A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll give you
great sex for a whole year!".  The programmer smiles and walks on.

Finally, the frog says, "What's wrong with you?  I've promised you
great sex for a year from a beautiful princess and you won't even kiss
a frog?"  "I'm a programmer," he replies.  "I don't have time for
sex....  But a talking frog is pretty neat."

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