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{\Large {\bf WHAT'S UP, A{\bf $\Phi\Omega$}?\hskip1em (October '95)}}\\
{\it (This edition has been brought to you by numbers 6, 8, 12 and J)}
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DATE & DAY(S) & EVENT & PLACE/TIME & PC\\
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October 2 & Saturday & Day Service Project & Women's Lunchplace, 12-5pm
 & PC:???\\
October 2 & Saturday & Day Service Project & Women's Lunchplace, 12-5pm
 & PC:???\\
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\item At 6pm on Friday, October 16 the chapter will have its annual
\underline{\bf Steak Fry} at Next House Country Kitchen.
The \underline{\bf auction} will start at 8pm.  So, sign up on the sheet
Dave promised to post in the office or RSVP by calling (617)~253-3788.
{\bf B.Y.O.K.!} (Bring Your Own Knife)
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\item \underline{\bf Chapter Program Planning Conference} (CPPC) is
has been rescheduled!  It will happen during the Chapter Weekend I, on
Saturday, October 9.  It is meant to review the general aspects of
our chapter's service program and function of the chapter as a whole.
Please come and talk about your perception of the chapter's programs
and how to make them better.  CPPC will start ``sometime after
dinner'' and last as long as people are interested...  Ask Kevin for
details.
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\item And finally: the elections for the \underline{\bf Ugliest Man On
Campus} are scheduled for the end of October.  The chapter might not be
able to organize this fundraiser unless Ping finds a PC.  Volunteer!
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{\LARGE {\bf POST ME! --- USE ME!}}
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