Webmaster Joe
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Hello, this is Webmaster Joe.
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1	@DUMMY@	0

Hello.	0	0
What can I help you with?	0	0
What do you need?	0	0
What do you want?	1	0;
0	janet	0

I'm sorry, but the Janet Jackson web page is no longer available.	0	1
The user who was providing it has since left MIT.	0	0
I don't believe it is available anywhere else either.	0	0
I don't think I can help you any further.	1	0;
0	admiss	application	get in	apply	0

I suggest you visit the MIT admissions web page at^http://web.mit.edu/admissions/www/	0	0
I'm afraid we can't help any futher with admissions related questions.^You could try emailing the admissions office.^They have a web page with their email address:^http://web.mit.edu/admissions/www/gen/email.html	0	0
I'm sorry, I don't think we can help you any further.^Connection closed.	0	0;
0	forbidden	0

Which page are you getting a forbidden error on?	0	0;
0	pgp	crypt	0

If you're interested in more information about PGP, please see:^http://web.mit.edu/network/pgp.html	0	0;
0	callsign	radio	sign	0

We only provide a gateway for the data, we don't actually maintain the data.	0	1
In fact, the data are maintained by the FCC, which releases them over the net at:^ftp://ftp.fcc.gov/pub/XFS_AlphaTest/amateur	0	0
If you're having problems with the gateway itself, and not the data, contact eichin@mit.edu	1	0;
0	comment	gateway	0

If you would like to be able to receive email via a web form,^ you can use the comment gateway to receive messages.	0	1
For details, see:^http://www.mit.edu/doc/comment-howto.html	1	0;
0	counter	0

The documentation on the counter script is at:^http://www.mit.edu/doc/counter-howto.html	1	0;
0	run a cgi script	my own cgi	0

You will need your own server to run your own CGI scripts.	0	1
We cannot run CGI scripts from users for both efficiency and security reasons.	1	0;
0	transgif	transparent	transweb	0

The TransWeb program does not work for all GIFs.	0	1
If it isn't working for you, you might try other means.^For more info, see:^http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/nocturne/transparent.html	1	0;
0	weather	0

We aren't the source of the weather data, we merely gateway it.^Therefore we don't have archives or data for all towns.	1	0;
0	dilbert	comic	0

Due to the license under which we obtain the comics, they are restricted to MIT only access.	0	1
You might try viewing comics at:^http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/	1	0;
1	stupid	suck	dumb	moron	0

Pardon me?	1	0
Excuse me?	1	0
What?	1	0;
0	fuck	shit	0

Please watch your language.	0	0
Please do not say such things	0	0
I'm sorry, I cannot help you.^Connection closed.	0	0;
0	webmast	maintain	0

webmaster@mit.edu maintains the web server www.mit.edu^What can we help you with?	0	0;