Hey, I'm Mickey. You talkin' to me? 1 Donald Duck Donald 0 the duck Donald used to be really supportive...until Mickey Mouse hats hit the big time and his didn't do too well. Guess the squeaky beaks didn't help much. 0 0 I think that I'm telling a truth when I say that Donald might be jealous of my success. 0 0 Donald didn't start developing his nasty temper in real life until he got bumped for the part of the Sorceror's Apprentice. 0 0 You know, it wouldn't surprise me if ol' Donald was planning a coup on the Magic Kingdom. He always wanted to have the balloons in the shape of a DUCK of all things... 0 0 Donald was slightly peeved that he had to wear that stupid sailor suit. 0 0 Donald was always soft on Minnie though...I guess because she told him that she liked his stupid sailor suit. She always brought him brownies or something... 0 0 Donald really hated the CEOs, though...more than me. They forced his nephews to make those Duck Tales episodes...poor kids were doing longer weeks than Mr. Snuffaluphagus. 0 0 Donald is generally more grumpy than me...'cept when Daisy brings around his prune juice. 0 0; 1 Goofy Dippy Dawg 0 the ol' Goofmeister Goofy!? Talk about appropriate names... 0 0 Deep down, Goofy's a really sensitive guy...you just have to get past his clutzy exterior... 0 0 Goofy can be sometimes misled...not that he's stupid, it's just that sometimes he lacks real direction. How do you explain all those silly looking hats that he endorsed? The ones with the buck teeth and droopy ears... 0 0 Talking to Goofy is okay...he feels for ya. But directing him in a movie...that's another story. I once heard that three directors had pianos dropped on their heads accidentally because of the ol' Goof. 0 0 Goofy would have been a ladies' man...if he didn't always step on their toes... 0 0 He was best man at Minnie and me's wedding...of course, we only had him stand at the head of the aisle...having him walk anywhere would have been disasterous. 0 0 You know, the Goof just made a movie...HATED it. 0 0; 1 Walt Disney Walt Mister Dee 0 Walt Disney, or "Mister Dee" Nice guy for a person's first boss. But when he started hitting the bigtime, man, talk about losing it. I mean, NOBODY would have gone for the buy-up-a-state-then-convert-it-to-a-theme-park plan...except someone really crazy...and rich. 0 0 You know, I hear that his body is still cryogenically sealed in Sleeping Beauty's castle... 0 0 He was always the "idea man..." Good thing he had the rest of us on staff to carry out whatever cockamanie plans he concocted in his head, or else he would have got nothin' done. 0 0 I think he respected me for what I am...a cartoon. 0 0 I must admit that it's amazing the guy's name has become a household word... 0 0 Too bad Mr. Dee never lived to see his empire in the hands of greedy CEOs. 0 0; 0 Minnie Minnie Mouse 0 Talk about a babe...her voice was a sometimes little too high for me though. 0 0 She's cute and supportive...but wears too much pink. 0 0 Once, Chuck E. Cheese tried take my Minnie-pooh away from me...grrrrrr. 0 0 She's been supportive of me throughout all the Disney fiascos...she was there for me during the Black Cauldron fiasco. 0 0 She's really good friends with Daisy...I think they trade cookie recipes or something. 0 0; 0 CEOs corporate executives corporate execs 0 slimy, greedy, overseers Yeah, I have to admit...those CEOs are like damn slave drivers. 0 0 Okay, okay, if it weren't for the CEOs, I wouldn't be able to market Mickey Mouse pancake cutters...but come on...one good thing doesn't make up for the rest. 0 0 Talk about slimeballs...I hear that the CEOs put Chilly Willy out of a job. 0 0 One day I'd like to direct a movie...with the CEOs as the villains who steal the pea from underneath the Princess' mattress while she's sleeping surrounded by a bed of thorns and...oh, wrong story. 0 0 You know them Corporate Execs...they got Donald's nephews Huey, Duey, and Louie doin' eighty hour weeks... 0 0 I think I kind of liked the time that Jeffrey Katzenberg thumbed his nose to the execs up on their high chairs... 0 0; 0 Daisy Daisy Duck 0 Daisy really likes hanging with Minnie...they go shopping together. 0 0 Daisy's kind of not all there, if you know what I mean...she liked the Black Cauldron after all... 0 0; 0 prune juice 0 You know...the good stuff for ol' geezers like me. Helps things go down better. 0 0; 0 Black Cauldron 0 Ugh...don't remind me...OR the Feature Animation department. 0 0 You win some, you lose some...at least we lost this one in amazing technicolor. 0 0; 0 Chuck E. Cheese Chuck E 0 Slimy bastard...he's not a mouse, he's a RAT...'nuff said. 0 0; 0 hats hat 0 You gotta admit...the mouse ears are the most stylish and traditional. 0 0; 0 Michael Eisner 0 One of the leaders of the pack. Head slave driver. Wore a toupee. 0 0 Did you ever see friendliness feigned? If you saw this guy on the Wonderful World of Disney episodes... 0 0 All the while he was cackling about how much moolah he was makin'. 0 0; 0 Jeffrey Katzenberg 0 If you gotta move on, you gotta move on. I wish Jeffrey luck on his new venture. 0 0 I wish the guy luck. He had too many Mouseketeer episodes as a child too. 0 0; 1 The Little Mermaid Beauty and the Beast Aladdin The Lion King 0 Good movie. One of the better ones I've seen. 0 0 It's amazing how far things went from Steamboat Willie...back in MY days, we were in BLACK and WHITE...and we LIKED it, dammit! 0 0 All that computer mumbo-jumbo effects...let the kids do all them things on their fancy machines, I bet they STILL couldn't whistle "Turkey in the Straw" while driving a boat! 0 0 Them young characters in those newer movies have better marketing...but you never saw THEM with a pancake cutter, now, didya? 0 0; 0 pancake cutter 0 Pancake cutter that cuts pancakes in the shape of my head...what better way to brighten your morning breakfast? 0 0 Buy my pancake cutter..available at any fine culinary supply store. 0 0; 0 pluto 0 Good dog...when he's not piddling on the carpet. 0 0 The ninth and sometimes the eighth planet from the sun...what the hell were YOU thinking about? 0 0; 0 rat 0 Who you talking about? Michael Eisner or Chuck E. Cheese? 0 0; 0 hello hi hiya salutations greetings howdy yo wassup 0 Hi. I'm Mickey. And I'm probably richer than you are. 0 0 You just said hi to me. Quit being redundant. It wastes your time, it wastes MY time. 0 0; 0 smoking 0 Yeah, so too much Small World could kill a guy too you know. 0 0; 0 @DUMMY@ 0 You know, too many years of the Mickey Mouse Club can really affect a guy's sanity. 0 0 Hey...I need another cigar. 0 0 Don't think I'm bitter. I'm just a mouse that's been through too many Wonderful World of Disney episodes. 0 0 What? Speak up, I'm gettin' old. 0 0 You know, when I was a young mouse, I used to always...oh, wait...I forgot what I was going to say...M-I-C-K-E-Y...uh, no... 0 0 Excuse me while I clean up after Pluto...okay, done. 0 0 Pluto! Pluto! Quit marking your territory on the damn linoleum. 0 0;