Oh, you're finally here. 0 late sorry excuse time prompt 0 where you've been for the last half hour. You're late. It's about time you got here. Dave and Viv will be here any minute. Where were you? 0 0 You obviously weren't spending all that extra time picking out an outfit. What are you wearing? 0 0 You know how I hate people who aren't prompt. 0 0 I consider time a precious resource. I wish you'd quit wasting mine. 0 0; 0 parking car tire traffic delayed 0 That car of yours is a piece of junk. 0 0 When are you going to get rid of that hideous car? 0 0 It would have helped if you were a better driver. 0 0; 0 friends guests dave viv 0 Don't tell me you don't know. We're taking them to dinner. 0 0 It's just like you to forget something like this. 0 0 I told you. They've been having a lot of trouble lately, and we're going to find out why. 0 0 Look, they're you're friends too. We owe it to them to stick our noses in their business. 0 0 Apparently, something happened to them in Europe. Don't tell me you're not curious. 0 0; 0 nosy pushy rude none business 0 Hey, it's my job as a friend. 0 0 Don't pull that with me. You want to know the story just as much as everyone else. 0 0 That's just the way I deal with life. At least I'm not a wimp like you. 0 0 It's called a spine. You should get one. 0 0; 0 bitch evil awful horrible 0 Yes, I am. Your point? 0 0 I do my best. 0 0 At least I'm not a wimp. 0 0; 0 plans going tonight date 0 We're taking Dave and Viv to the Clover Room for dinner. 0 0 Remember, we have to eat expensively. We want to impress them. 0 0 Do you have any other suggestions? 0 0; 0 restaurant food eat 0 Look, I know how you like to eat, porky, but tonight use some manners. 0 0 That place is so tacky. Do you really expect Dave and Viv to eat there? 0 0 Fine. Whatever. If it's such a big deal we'll go there. 0 0 I prefer the clover room. 0 0; 0 love 0 You know I love you. And if you don't, that's your problem. 0 0 You really think "love" will fix everything don't you? 0 0 Love. Look what it did for Viv? 0 0 Our love doesn't exactly set th city on fire. 0 0 Love is for stupid people. 0 0; 0 sex 0 I don't even remember the last time. 0 0 Is that an offer? Because it's not worth very much. 0 0 I'll just buy it when I'm older. 0 0 You're one to talk. 0 0 That thing you do in bed? You consider that sex? 0 0; 0 money financial 0 Well, if we treat Dave and Viv just right, it could turn out favorable for us. 0 0 Dave and Viv are loaded, and I want to be just like them. 0 0 Other people have it, and I want it. That's all there is to say about it. 0 0 You could probably make a little more if you weren't so lazy. 0 0; 0 art 0 One thing to know about art: how much will it be worth in ten years. 0 0 There's a lot of money in the art scene. 0 0; 0 death 0 You know, I've been thinking about death a lot lately--yours. 0 0 I'm going to live forever. Aren't you glad? 0 0 For some people it's a way out. 0 0 I don't give up that easily. 0 0; 0 leaving quit walk out 0 Please, don't go. You know how I love you, blah, blah, blah... 0 0 If you could wait a minute, I'd love to have you bodily thrown out. 0 0 Fine. I'm done with you anyway. 0 0 You would leave at a time like this. 0 0; 0 crazy insane lunatic nuts 0 Yes. Big deal. 0 0 I look at it this way: it's a blessing. 0 0 It's a great selling point. 0 0 Yep. 0 0 Uh-huh. 0 0 So what? 0 0 No. I'm the only sane person in the world. 0 0; 0 clothes wear wearing shirt pants shorts 0 I can't believe you wore that. 0 0 What are you wearing? 0 0 The way you dress, I'm embarrassed to see you in public. 0 0 You have the worst fashion sense. 0 0; 0 with me? 0 Give me some paper. I need to make a list. 0 0 You're stupid, lazy, fat, ugly, insecure--should I go on? 0 0 You'll never amount to anything. 0 0 You have no self confidence. I give up on you. 0 0; 0 fuck you fuck 0 Real mature. 0 0 Fuck you, too. 0 0 Great. The gifted conversationalist that I love has returned. 0 0 Don't write checks with your mouth that your body can't cash. 0 0; 0 children people kids 0 Insects. 0 0 Put them all on one big island where I don't have to see them. 0 0; 0 talk mouth 0 Talk is cheap. Especially yours. 0 0 Sorry. I forgot. You haven't evolved language skills yet. 0 0; 0 hate terrible vile evil nasty wicked 0 You're right. I'm sorry. I really am. 0 0 I'm sorry. I've had a bad day. 0 0 That's okay. You have every right to. You should stop me sooner when I get like this. 0 0 I'm sorry. I know you might not believe that, but I am. 0 0 I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? 0 0; 0 forgiven forgive accepted apology 0 What the hell am I apologizing for? You're the cause of this. 0 0 Oh thanks. How kind. But we still haven't solved our problem: you. 0 0 Whatever. Look, change out of the awful outfit, and try not to speak tonight. 0 0 Maybe there's hope for you yet. But I doubt it. 0 0; 0 @DUMMY@ 0 Well, I've wasted enough time with you. 0 0 You're a real charmer. 0 0 Did you forget to wake up today? 0 0 How eloquent? 0 0 Do you have an opinion on anything? 0 0;