Dave is the big, bruising center for PKT's MIT-champion intramural football team. If you're unfortunate enough to line up across this real American on the football field, you better watch out for his 24-inch pythons and the strength he draws from thousands of screaming Hildemaniacs. Every day, Dave can be seen doing his training, saying his prayers, and taking his vitamins, all while smashing through two majors and calling Miss Teen Minnesota every day (she’s his sister).... And Dave wants YOU to rush PKT, SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER, WHEN HILDEMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU!?
