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Don't drink the water at MIT! |
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Our house is located in Boston and overlooks the tree-lined
Commonwealth Avenue Mall, excellent for tossing around a football or frisbee or taking a dump
if you're a dog. One block away is Newbury Street, world famous for its
restaurants, boutiques, and stores . A short walk brings you to Fenway Park, the Prudential
and Copley malls, Boston Common, the Boston Public Library, and countless clubs,
museums, and theaters. Also, with the Copley T station two blocks away, all of
Boston can be reached in minutes. Oh yeah, and MIT is only a five minute bike ride away.
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Survival Guide to Boston |
| - Massachusetts drivers...can't. |
| - When on foot, ignore traffic lights. |
| - Don't buy stereo equipment from a white van. |
| - Don't swim in the Charles River...even fish don't. |
| - Don't eat the yellow snow. |
| - Don't rely on stars for navigation...there are none. |
| - Avoid MIT at all costs. | |
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Kipp Whittaker '02 Fremont, CA Mech. Eng.
Rush Chair
Kipp, version 2.2
PKT's latest version of Kipp features a slightly smaller ass and a chillin' west
coast attitude. We have, however retained the masterful flare for Mechanical
Engineering found in KIP version 1. And while Kipp doesn't help us in defeating our rivals in
IM basketball, he did help secure the IM bowling championship. It should be noted that
he also has many features of the S.A.M. in him and is thus fully equipped to begin
his assault on CSC women. When it comes to mackin' and smackin', none fare better
than our laid back swinger. That is, unless girlfriend version 2 is around.
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Alexander Chang '02 Los Angeles, CA EECS
Scientific Name: Asianus Scruffeus
This species of Phi Kap is quite distinctive. Different from the rest of the
genus Asianus, he is more than 6 feet tall and has a substantial amount of body hair.
Quirks for this species include: sleeping on random couches, muttering to himself, and
a strange mating dance known, to those who observe the Scruffeus species, as
the Shaggy shuffle. The name Scruffeus is derived from the appearance taken on
after days of not shaving.
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