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BROTHERS

Erik Stockham `03
Rush Chair, Risk Management Chair		 Columbia, MOAeronautics & Astronautics

ATTENTION FROSH: Phi Kappa Theta Rush Chair speaking.  Air Power.  In approximately one-sixtieth of an hour, you WILL complete reading this blurb.  As a result of your actions, you WILL understand that I am a multi-dimensional killing machine and logistics expert with the ability to function on minimal sleep and unsnap a bra in seconds with the twitch of exactly THREE fingers; you WILL engrave in your brain that Phi Kappa Theta sets the standard for excellence among MIT fraternities and that we live by our ideals and motto; you WILL want to be a part of our brotherhood, and thus, you WILL rush us during Rush 2001 - Is that understood?  Outstanding.  That is all.  Please continue with the rest of this rush book...

Alex Wong `03
Secretary		 Somerville, MAEECS

People say that you ought to beware of the quiet one, the guy who is quietly plotting your downfall as you happily chat your way into destruction. Alex has set himself up perfectly to strike at anyone around him. He's athletic. By honing his basketball and tennis skills, his hand-eye coordination is paramount. With his mad computer science know-how, he knows what you thought he didn't. By attaining an appointment as secretary, he's even gotten himself on the house's executive committee without having to actually do any real work. He's also well informed on sorority and campus activities through his girlfriend Anita. Just watch out. You never know who will get hacked to pieces next.

Mike Hamler `03 Auburn, ALEECS

Three of the following statements about Mike are true, can you spot the falsehood?
1) During his reign as scholarship chair, the house GPA went up, people punted less, and our faculty mixers were the bumpin'est party in town.
2) The pickup line this Alabama boy used to get his girlfriend was "You sure do have a purty mouth."  Hmm...according to Mike, it's all in the deliverance.
3) Mike won the house awards for "Best Roommate of the Year", "Most likely to become a Baker", and the coveted "I'll do it tomorrow" trophy.
4) This programming madman is forever showing "course 6" the back of his hand...at least that's what he says he's doing. 
 
Nick Chan `04 Houston, TXEECS
Alexander Chang `02 Santa Monica, CAEECS

As the most injured person in the house, Nick rightly earned the name Gimp this year. When all four limbs are functional, Nick enjoys playing pickup basketball and intramural sports. When Nick isn't making fun of course 6 majors or spending time with his beautiful Wellesley girlfriend, he can be found participating in various student groups such as the UA and Chinese Student Club.  Even with his late start and his residence on campus, Nick still makes his presence known at the house with his witty jokes and amicable personality.

Our Shaggy loves to sing, but this Shaggy ain't Mista Luva Luva. Often found camouflaged with a random furry couch, Shaggy and his unshaven ways are far from reaching Mach 3. However, his b-ball skills are as sharp as they come. On the court he can be fantastic, taking down opponents like light poles in a bad Boston storm. Speaking of which, while he may cut quickly to the hole, his luck on the road hasn't been as good. Shaggy rear-ended another car this summer...his response? "It wasn't me."
Philip Hou `04 San Marino, CAManagement
Maxwell Farrell `04 Santa Fe, NMEcon and Math

Heeza Hooooou. Heeza Hooooou..
Can't turn a Hou into a housewife.
Hou don't act right.
There's Hou on a mission and Hou on the baseline.
Hey Hou, how ya doin', where ya been?
Prolly doin' Hou stuff `cause there you Hou again.
It's a Hou-wide world, that we livin' in.

The Yarse Poem

Yarg! Why do I look like Waldo?
Yarg! Why am I named after a coffee brand?
Yarg! My patience is reeling.
Yarg! I hit my head on the ceiling.

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