Who ever said "White men can't jump?" Anyone who has balled with Stu, a.k.a. Stiffy, a.k.a. Superman, will admit that some white folk do in fact have "ups". When he's not dunking the ball on fastbreaks with the MIT Varsity Basketball team, he's either hitting the books with his Course 6 brothers or kickin' butt in all Intramural sports. PKT is a force to be reckoned with in every IM sport in part due to the Stiffmeister's enthusiastic participation. What is such an athletic machine doing at a school like MIT? There are two main reasons. The first is PKT, of course. The second reason can be described in three words: short, cute, Asian. Sorry ladies, Superman is not available for the time being...

Ben Su, a member of MIT's premier, all-male a cappella group, the Logs, is singing his way to the top of MIT. Between the rigorous rehearsals and classes, you can always find him making the rounds around campus visiting his many fans. With his witty character, comical sense of humor, and charming style, you'll definitely want to meet this young PhiKap who will sing you a good time.

Tall, White Male ISO new living partner
I recently lost my long term living partner to Bill Gates and his evil empire of Microsoft. I am now looking for someone with whom I can wile away the hours talking about and doing nothing. I enjoy sleeping, sitting on my lazy butt, and watching the Simpsons, the Family Guy, and Seinfeld. I am looking for someone who enjoys jazz music and sarcasm, and can tolerate my large use of obscenities and poor hygiene. If you think you qualify, please call me at 617-437-7795.

Our Shaggy loves to sing, but this Shaggy ain't Mista Luva Luva. Often found camouflaged with a random furry couch, Shaggy and his unshaven ways are far from reaching Mach 3. However, his b-ball skills are as sharp as they come. On the court he can be fantastic, taking down opponents like light poles in a bad Boston storm. Speaking of which, while he may cut quickly to the hole, his luck on the road hasn't been as good. Shaggy rear-ended another car this summer...his response? "It wasn't me."

Nick is every women's dream. His culinary skills and social etiquette are surpassed by no one. Combined with his clean-cut look, the girls can't help but flock to him. He frequently has to fight off the women because he is active with crew, busy building one of the nicest computers in the house, or laying the smack down on his classes.
Nick Behrens: smart, talented, handsome; the perfect ladies man.

"Hamler Time"
My, my, my girlfriend makes me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With my Phi Kap bros and real big feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
With all the fine chicks, both yellow and brown
And I know I'm such
And this is a bro, uh, you can't touch
You can't touch this!