Commonly referred to as Eazy-E, Eric is currently a pre med double majoring in bio and anthropology. Outside his world of many labs and unending analism, Eazy devotes much of his time to working with inner-city kids and volunteering at hospitals in Boston. When undistracted by his studies this lady pleaser is busy fighting off Wellesley chicks and trying to keep it real so that his lovely woman back in Cali doesn't check him. Other times, if Eazy is not out trying to pimp it, he's probably in his room playing his PS2 or something of that sort.

Now what would you call a Chinese-American freshman at MIT? Most people would call him normal, but this kid is anything but that. Starting with his pimpin' connections to all the ladies of McCormick, his position as president of his pledge class, Nate has more than distinguished himself from the pack. And when this man works, call him the "Problem Set Destroyer." Though we sometimes wonder why an MIT pre-med would ever, ever want to major in Course 6.

New from Cyberpeck, Inc: GWG (a.k.a. Billy), v. 2.18! Though he appears to be an ordinary human, this top-of-the-line android has many useful features. As with previous models, he is programmed to fix anything in your house and comes with cooking modules for cuisine from all over the world! But now, deep within his facial hair, we have installed the revolutionary technology of follicle-chips, which can perform complex budget calculations. Now, GWG is so accurate that not only does he record every penny that you pick up off the ground, but he also keeps track of the penny's year, where it was found, and the names of its previous six owners! No house is complete without the new GWG v. 2.18 ... get yours today!

People say that you ought to beware of the quiet one, the guy who is quietly plotting your downfall as you happily chat your way into destruction. Alex has set himself up perfectly to strike at anyone around him. He's athletic. By honing his basketball and tennis skills, his hand-eye coordination is paramount. With his mad computer science know-how, he knows what you thought he didn't. By attaining an appointment as secretary two years ago, he even got himself on the house's executive committee without having to actually do any real work. He's also well informed on sorority and campus activities through his girlfriend Anita. Just watch out. You never know who will get hacked to pieces next.

Haircut: $13
Bottle of Gel: $5
Concert Getup: $11
Black Structure Shirt & Tie: $55
Roar of a thousand screaming, squealing fans: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

Representing the homeboys of Michigan, John gave up being a Wolverine in order to be a Beaver. Even so, he is a die-hard Wolverines fan and is willing to give up his left nut to see them go all the way. When he's not wandering around the house eating other people's food or leaving behind empty soda cans, this no limit soulja can be found spending most of his time in the MIT boathouse. This man has no limits when it comes to tearing up the erg or rowing in the first novice boat for MIT Crew. When not rowing on the Charles River, John likes to hit the weight room. Following his masochistic nature, John is pursuing a double major in Management and Computer Science.