"Illness won't hinder HNN's game next year"
Associated Press
 
Boston - After a first term plagued by illness and scheduling difficulties, it appears as though Hai Nhu was able to get through rehab and successfully pull things together by the end of spring term. The Phi Kaps are looking forward to two more years of good production out of this young man before he goes on to the majors. He himself is setting some high expectations saying, "I feel like I'm 100% and I'm going to give everything I can for the team. Whether that's spending time with the guys or bringing over a truck load of ladies, I want to be a team player. I just hope I can be as great as my big brother." The Phi Kaps are hoping he can be even better.

Deep in the Canyon of PKT, you may find a rare and strange species of what would appear to be a black man. His face, illuminated by a computer screen, groovin' under the headphones... But look closer! Fabian is ogling his extensive library of Japanese Anime on that computer. Grab those headphones! So, it's true... Fabian listens to more Korean pop than even our resident Super Koreans. Although he is a little yellow man trapped inside a big black man's body, no one can deny that Fabian still got soul, when he busts out the jazz with his saxophone. The MIT Jazz Ensemble member is about as congenial as they come; ask him, and he'll gladly mystify you with his rhythm & blues.

Don't be fooled by his initials, JZ. This young Phi Kap certainly wasn't "big pimpin" or "spending cheese" when he left the 'burbs of Philly. Thankfully though, a year at PKT has reformed the ways of the aceji. He still serves up the aces, but Ji managed to put down his racket long enough to discover the joys of trance, even going so far as skipping class to tape himself raving. On top of that, Ji has even established himself as President and CEO of powerhouse Cymbient Solutions, Inc. This kid is rising fast with the lessons he's learned at PKT. Even Ji himself admits it, and we respond, "Fo' shizzle."

Normally, Aaron is totally calm and nice. But on those rare occasions, he morphs into a state with almost as much REAL ULTIMATE POWER as a ninja. Once, this guy tried to make a move on his sister. Aaron totally flipped out and whipped the guy to death with his hair...hard. Then there was the time when someone tried to push him under water during a water polo game. So he popped a boner bigger than the biggest, blackest boner ever and beat the guy with it so hard that he went all the way through the earth, busted out the other side, and all the way to the sun where he fried. As you can see, Aaron is cool, and by cool we mean totally sweet.