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{\Large {\bf WHAT'S UP, A{\bf $\Phi\Omega$}?\hskip1em (October '93)}}\\
{\it (This edition has been brought to you by numbers 8, 1 and 3)}
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DATE & DAY(S) & EVENT & PLACE/TIME & PC\\
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October 2 & Saturday & Day Service Project & Women's Lunchplace, 12-5pm
 & PC:???\\
October 3 & Sunday & Pledge Article Meal & Senior House (Fasset), 7pm
 & PC:???\\
October 6 & Wednesday & ExecComm & PDRs 1+2, 7pm & Kevin\\
October 8-11 & Fri-Mon & Chapter Weekend I & Rowley Center & PC:???\\
October 9 & Saturday & CPPC & at Chapter Weekend & Kevin\\
October 13 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-400, 7pm & Kevin\\
October 16 & Saturday & Day Service Project & Mass. Coalition for the Homeless
 & PC:???\\
October 16 & Saturday & Steak Fry & Next House, 6pm & PC: Dave Cho\\
October 20 & Wednesday & ExecComm & PDRs 1+2, 7pm & Kevin\\
October 23 & Saturday & Day Service Project & Sommerville Homeless Coalition
 & PC:???\\
October 25-29 & weekdays & UMOC & Lobby 10 & PC:???\\
October 27 & Wednesday & Chapter meeting & W20-400, 7pm & Kevin\\
October 30 & Saturday & Day Service Project & Place/Time:??? & PC:???\\
October 30 & Saturday & Semi-formal/Formal & Place/Time:??? & PC:???\\
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\item At 6pm on Friday, October 16 the chapter will have its annual
\underline{\bf Steak Fry} at Next House Country Kitchen.
The \underline{\bf auction} will start at 8pm.  So, sign up on the sheet
Dave promised to post in the office or RSVP by calling (617)~253-3788.
{\bf B.Y.O.K.!} (Bring Your Own Knife)
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\item \underline{\bf Chapter Program Planning Conference} (CPPC) is
has been rescheduled!  It will happen during the Chapter Weekend I, on
Saturday, October 9.  It is meant to review the general aspects of
our chapter's service program and function of the chapter as a whole.
Please come and talk about your perception of the chapter's programs
and how to make them better.  CPPC will start ``sometime after
dinner'' and last as long as people are interested...  Ask Kevin for
details.
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\item And finally: the elections for the \underline{\bf Ugliest Man On
Campus} are scheduled for the end of October.  The chapter might not be
able to organize this fundraiser unless Ping finds a PC.  Volunteer!
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