UNAUTHENTIC Instance fortune message at 15:37:04 on Wed May 22 1991
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[1]     Alexander the Great was a great general.
[2]     Great generals are forewarned.
[3]     Forewarned is forearmed.
[4]     Four is an even number.
[5]     Four is certainly an odd number of arms for a man to have.
[6]     The only number that is both even and odd is infinity.
Therefore, Alexander the Great had an infinite number of arms.