Authentic Instance ccount message at 01:38:42 on Wed Dec 11 1991
From: It's Snowing! (somewhere) <ccount> on E40-008-7.MIT.EDU
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In my spare time I have been attempting to construct an Eskimo
sentence in my basement, such as will be suitable for the season.  I
have not got it perfected yet, but it is coming along pretty well, and
with a coat of paint or two it might pass for the genuine article.  So
far I have: kaniktshaq moritlkatsio atsuniartoq.  When completed,
this sentence will proclaim: ``Look at all this f-ing snow.''  At
present it means: ``Observe the snow.  It fornicates.''
- Cecil Adams