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From: Guido Salmonella <guido@refrigerator.whirlpool.com>
Date:  Tue, 18 Jul 89 01:10:01 GMT
To: gerbs@athena.mit.edu
Subject: I'm tired of you, punk

You calling me every day because of the ice in the refrigerator.
Well, I'm telling you that it's because you leave the door open all
the time.  My boys are getting tired of sitting around all day with
nothing to do because Whirlpool make their appliances too good, next
time around they put YOU on ice.  You wouldn't like that, now would
you?  Well, you'll be a good boy and leave that refrigerator closed,
won't you.  Because my boys aren't too nice to people they don't like.
.
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