WELCOME TO ARCTIC BASE. NOW... GET THE FUCK OUT.
Well, well, well, it's about time ya finally showed up! Jesus, took your sweet time coming in, didn't ya? What were you doing, looking for chicks out topside? It's hard vacuum out there, sonny-- Oh, hello sir. Yessir, our comm system is down. Yeah, yeah, private, big deal. Look, what's gonna happen? What's the worst, neh? Some Invid patrol comes through; we just blast them to bits before they can even get a phase lock on us. Sir, are your babies done unloading yet? Cripes, they take a long time. Here I am, getting paid to jaw my mouth off; yessir, yessir, I'm movin'.
Alright, now lissen up. Welcome to Arctic Base and all that. Here's a map; over here are the barracks. Next to it are the showers and johns; next down the line is the mess hall -- don't confuse the two, 'k? This be Maintenance an' Supply. You're obviously in Docking an' Staging; next door is Command. Down thataways is 'Ponics; next to that is Rec. That's Engineering at the bottom. 'K? Questions?
No? Well, I gots one for you -- incoming supply checklist. So, if you don't mind, sir... Alright. Check. Check. Uh huh. Right. Cool. Check. Gosh, what a surprise. Gotcha. Yup. Check. Uh huh. Right. Yup--wait, flicks? No, wait, for real? Watcha got -- uh, that is, if you don't mind my asking, sir? Wazzat? What's it about?
Jesus, is that the type of crap we can expect to see in the next flicks shipment? Gimme that one again... right, right. Aliens sneak into the base and blow it away from the inside. Suuuuuure. Jesus, that's the dumbest thing I've heard yet. Look, I got a job to do, so if it's OK, i'll get the Chief to show ya to your quarters... G'bye, sir.
Heh... aliens sneaking into a base. What a crock... geez. And if this ain't the slowest lift -- ah. Hey, what the--
Welcome to Arctic Base, a one-night high-action Assassin game.
Applications will be available February 1, 1995.
If you're bored, you can read the Pre-Application Blurb, although Pre-Applications are no longer being accepted. Don't worry if you didn't fill one out; they were just a poll of what people wanted. And please don't send us mail asking for a pre-app.
The Arctic GMs