Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

History repeats itself, but each time the price goes higher.

To err is human. To blame it on someone else is even more human.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?

If God is your co-pilot, then switch seats!

The best way to get back on your feet is to miss a car payment

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the male

The geek shall inherit the earth.

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use 
the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. 

If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made of MEAT?

There's no government like no government

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.