Received: from ATHENA-AS-WELL.MIT.EDU by po6.MIT.EDU (5.61/4.7) id AA27162; Wed, 24 Feb 93 16:32:46 EST Received: from BINKLEY.MIT.EDU by Athena.MIT.EDU with SMTP id AA18981; Wed, 24 Feb 93 16:32:43 EST From: jee_hbm@Athena.MIT.EDU Received: by binkley.MIT.EDU (5.61/4.7) id AA11648; Wed, 24 Feb 93 16:32:39 -0500 Message-Id: <9302242132.AA11648@binkley.MIT.EDU> To: jmmikkel@Athena.MIT.EDU, yoav@Athena.MIT.EDU Subject: [Ilya Shafir: Fwd: The Return of Unix sez:] Date: Wed, 24 Feb 93 16:32:37 EST ------- Forwarded Message Received: from ATHENA-AS-WELL.MIT.EDU by po5.MIT.EDU (5.61/4.7) id AA16747; Wed, 24 Feb 93 13:25:30 EST Received: from PO4.ANDREW.CMU.EDU by Athena.MIT.EDU with SMTP id AA00640; Wed, 24 Feb 93 13:25:28 EST Received: by po4.andrew.cmu.edu (5.54/3.15) id for jee_hbm@athena.mit.edu; Wed, 24 Feb 93 13:25:19 EST Received: via switchmail; Wed, 24 Feb 1993 13:25:14 -0500 (EST) Received: from frigga.weh.andrew.cmu.edu via qmail ID ; Wed, 24 Feb 1993 13:24:00 -0500 (EST) Received: from frigga.weh.andrew.cmu.edu via qmail ID ; Wed, 24 Feb 1993 13:23:55 -0500 (EST) Received: from Messages.7.15.N.CUILIB.3.45.SNAP.NOT.LINKED.frigga.weh.andrew.cmu.edu.pmax.ul4 via MS.5.6.frigga.weh.andrew.cmu.edu.pmax_ul4; Wed, 24 Feb 1993 13:23:54 -0500 (EST) Message-Id: Date: Wed, 24 Feb 1993 13:23:54 -0500 (EST) From: Ilya Shafir To: jee_hbm@Athena.MIT.EDU Subject: Fwd: The Return of Unix sez: References: Hope you like this . . . - ---------- Forwarded message begins here ---------- [nuked header] - ------------------------------------------------------------ Hi, remember way back on November 13, 1992 when d posted Unix sez? Well, here's part two: (Some parts might have been repeated.) - ------------------------------------------------------------ From the csh (cshell): % man woman No manual entry for woman. % man ' automatic insertion' No manual entry for automatic insertion. % make 'heads or tails of all this' Make: Don't know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop. % make sense Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop. % make bottle.open Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop. % rm -i God rm: remove God? y % ls God God not found % make God Make: Don't know how to make God. Stop. % date me You are not superuser: date not set Wed Nov 11 13:32:30 PDT 1993 % who is smart suvax1!hirayama tty12 Aug 25 15:04 % man rear No manual entry for rear. % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have? Too many )'s. % * How would you describe George Bush *: Ambiguous. % %Vice-President %Vice-President: No such job. % "How would you rate Reagan's senility? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % cp /dev/null sex; chmod 000 sex % more sex sex: Permission denied % mv sex show % strip show strip: show: Permission denied % who is my match? No match. % set i="Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i Democratic_Platform unreadable % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking" awk: syntax error near line 1 awk: bailing out near line % %blow %blow: No such job. % 'thou shalt not commit adultery' thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found. > From the bourne shell (sh): $ drink < bottle;opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found $ "Amelia Earhart" Amelia Earhart: not found $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ man -kisses dog dog: nothing appropriate $ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages $ mkdir matter;cat > matter matter: cannot create $ lost lost: not found $ found found: not found $ i=Hoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i Hoffa: cannot execute rm: Hoffa nonexistent % strip bra bra: Cannot open % sccs what bottle can't open bottle (26) $ cat "door: paws too slippery" can't open door: paws too slippery $ cat food_in_tin_cans cat: can't open food_in_tin_cans - --> Happy+@cmu.edu :) ------- End of Forwarded Message