The Poopie List

Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie came out, but there is no
poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie: the kind where you wipe your but 50 times and it still feels
unwiped, so you have to put toilet paper between your butt and your underwear
so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie:  This happens when you're done poopie-ing and your've
pulled your pants up to your knees, and your realize that you have to poopie
some more.

Put-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get
it out you practically get a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie:  The kind of poopie that is so huge that you're afraid to
flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassey Poopie: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinker's Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night
of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of
the toilet.

Corn Poopie:  (self-explanatory)

Gee, I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie:  The kind where you want to poopie but all
you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it
was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The power dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so
fast, your cheeks get splashed with water.

Liquid Poopie:  Tlhe kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your
butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Alan Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.

Upper-Class: The kind of poopoie that doesn't smell.

The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure
you're about to fart, but OOPS! -- a poopie !!!!!!

The Dangling poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though
you know you are done poooi-ing it.  Your just pray that a shake or two will
cut it loose.