Brand
| Portrait
| Tasting Notes
| Natural Habitat |
Dr Pepper
|
| The standard against which all others are measured
No surprise that this product went national
| Everywhere |
Diet Dr Pepper
|
| Very similar to regular Dr Pepper, but a little fizzier and foamier
Minimal (and certainly acceptable) "diet" aftertaste
| Everywhere |
Dr. Becker
|
| Mouth Feel: thin
Sweetness: not overly sweet
Aftertaste: acidic, revolting
Nose: chemical
| Texas |
Dr. Chek
|
| Smooth but too sweet
A little better than Dr. K
| Virginia (Winn Dixie) |
Dr. Cool
|
| Mouth Feel: thin, watery, none
Sweetness: not overly sweet
Aftertaste: bitter
Nose: excellent
| Texas |
Dr. Delight
|
| Fruity but lacks complexity. Sweeter than average. Slimy, with a faste-fade aftertaste.
| Louisiana (Delchamps) |
Dr. K
|
| Yech
Medicinal, pruny, robitussiny, artificial cherry taste
Thin, needs more phosphoric acid
| Virginia (Kroger) |
Dr. Perky
|
| No carbonation
Too sweet
Pruny
| Virginia (Food Lion) |
Dr. R
|
| Undistinguished cedary flavor, moderately but sickly sweet, flat and seltzerish with little aftertaste. Expected something bigger and better from Texas
| Texas (Randalls) |
Diet Dr. R
|
| Vile, even for a diet soda. Who would voluntarily drink this? A strong cedar aroma suitable for a closet. Watery mouthfeel, metallic acidic aftertaste.
| Texas (Randalls) |
Dr. Randalls
|
| Mouth Feel: slimy, yet fizzy
Aftertaste: flowery
Sweetness: creme soda
Nose: pharmaceutical
| Texas (Randall's) |
Diet Dr. Randalls
|
| Mouth Feel: large bubbles
Sweetness: not very sweet
Aftertaste: metallic
Nose: almond
N.B. bears no resemblance to regular Dr. Randall
| Texas (Randall's) |
Dr. Riffic
|
| Medicinal cedar flavor, full-bodied, fizzy and tingly like poprocks, woody aftertaste
| Virginia (Eckerd) |
Dr. Rocket
|
| Good nose
Sorta thin
A little sweet
| Virginia (K-Mart) |
Dr. S
|
| Weak and fizzy, clunky, no nose
Very dull can design
About what you'd expect from SFW
| Virginia (Shoppers Food Warehouse) |
Dr. Skipper
|
| Strong nose
Very bland watery taste
Flat, poor head retention
Not what you would expect from Safeway Select
Cute and whimsical can, however
| Virginia (Safeway) |
Dr. Slice
|
| Reddish color
Too sweet
| Arizona |
Dr. Smith's
|
| Good but not memorable
| Utah |
Dr. Smooth
|
| Award-winning can
Too sweet
Weird moth ball or cedar aroma
Not much taste, bad aftertaste
OK mouth feel
| Virginia (Harris Teeter) |
Diet Dr. Smooth
|
| Bad aftertaste
| Virginia (Harris Teeter) |
Dr. Starr
|
| Fruity nose with a hint of vanilla
Cotton-candy mouth feel
Clean, no aftertaste
Light carbonation
No relation to Ken (so far as Dr. Soda Man knows)
| California (Lucky) |
Dr. Thirst
|
| Mouth Feel: good
Sweetness: not overly sweet
Aftertaste: moderately fruity
Nose: cedar chips
| Texas |
Dr. Thunder
|
| Similar to Diet Dr. Thunder
| Virginia (Walmart) |
Diet Dr. Thunder
|
| Robitussiny nose
Primary flavor: seltzer
Inadequate bubbles
Excessively sweet aftertaste, but shortlived
One of the less objectionable varieties
| Virginia (Walmart) |
Dr. Wells
|
| Flat, watery, yet astringent mouthfeel.
Aftertaste is redolent of bug spray or citronelle, with a Pinesol finish.
Low sweetness.
Fruity nose, weak taste.
Suitable only for children, but curiously addictive -- it grows on you.
| Virginia (Fresh Fields) |
Doctor [sic] Whatever
|
| Brown-sugary, molasses, too-sweet flavor. Pruny, fruity nose. Intriguing frothy head, but poor overall carbonation. Little aftertaste.
| Virginia (Fresh Fields) |
Dr. Zing
|
| Cherry flavor, moderately sweet, fruity nose, poor carbonation, slimy, short aftertaste half-life
| Virginia (Giant) |