In the spirit of the original Star Trek, the producers have decided
 that, one a show gets popular, that they will milk it for all it's
 worth.  In this tradition, the successors of Gene are planning to
 create a next generation animated series.  The problem is with
 animation costing so much, it is expensive to create new animated
 members of the crew.  Besides the current crew would need to be
 paid for voice work.  So in a monumental deal to give new work to
 some existing characters, Paramount is proud to present a cross
 studio deal.  Premiering next year will be

               STAR TREK: THE WARNER GENERATION
(note to readers: there is a definite lack of female characters in
 the Loony Tunes stable, so adjustments may need to be made)

Staring:

Jean Luc Picard          Elmer Fudd - ever on the guard against
                         that wascally Q, and the scwewy Wuxwana
                         Twoi.


William Riker            Daffy Duck

Q                        Bugs Bunny "Aint I a stinker?"

Lt. Worf                 Tasmanian Devil

Data                     Foghorn Leghorn  - "Now see here, I say
                         now see here, the probability of getting
                         the correct shot to disable the ship and
                         not destroy us is 3,456,982.34 to 1."

Geordi Laforge           Porky Pig - OK, so we can't get an actor
                         with a funky VISOR, so we got a speech
                         impediment.
                         "The wa-wa-wa-w-wa-war-wa.  The engines
                         don't work captain.

Luxwana Troi             Pepe La Pew - Amorous maniac

Beverly Crusher          Tweety Bird - "He fall down and go boom!"
                         "I tought I taw a bwoken bone.  I did, I
                         did taw a bwoken bone."

Deanna Troi              Speedy Gonzales (I may not feel things,
                         but I sure can counsel people fast.)

Wesley Crusher           Wile E. Coyote - Super Genius.  Try as  
                         he might, he has great schemes, but they
                         never work.  (and he almost never talks,
                         another plus.)

Guinan                   Granny - Dispensing grandmotherly advice
                         and gets to wear such funky hats.

Assorted Alien Forces    Marvin the Martian and Soldier K-9

Computer Voice           Sylvester the Cat (complete with spittle
                         coming out of the speakers)


Featured in this new melding of medias are such classic routines
 as "A Question of Seasons"

Riker:    Mr. Worf, arm the Photon Torpedoes and aim it on him,
 it's     Q season.
Worf:     Armed.
Q:        Don't fire at me, it's Riker Season.
Riker:    Don't listen captain, it's Q season.
Q:        Riker Season.
Riker:    Q Season.
Q:        Riker Season.
Riker:    Q Season.
Q:        Q Season.
Riker:    Riker Season.
Q:        Q Season.
Riker:    Riker Season, Mr. Worf - FIRE!!

A Brilliant flash of light illuminates the bridge, clearing to show
 only a lump of charred meat with a blackened bill and a singed
 beard and moustache.

Also will be  the infamous "Pronoun Trouble"

Q:        OK Captain Picard, you've got me dead to rights.  Do you
          want to phaser me now, or wait until you get to Starbase
          222?
Riker:    Phaser him now, phaser him now.
Q:        You be quiet, he doesn't have to phaser you now.
Riker:    Yes he does, he does need to phaser me now.  I demand
          that you phaser me now.
Picard looks at Worf, shrugs and fires.

Riker:    (Very Singed) You're despicable.
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