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                      Subject:                              Time:  1:08 PM
  OFFICE MEMO         fwd: college burger joints            Date:  12/13/94

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 COLLEGE "BURGER JOINT" CONVERSATIONS FROM AROUND THE NATION:

 MIT:	"I had a nervous breakdown this weekend."
		"Have some fries."

 Caltech:"I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend."
		"Have some fries."

 Yale:	"I got mugged on the way to class today."
		"Have some fries."

 Brown:  "I got a nose ring this weekend, Professor Smith."
		"Cool! Me too! Have some fries."

 Swarthmore: "I got a B."
		"Anywhere else it would have been an A.  Have some fries."

 Princeton: "My father took away my porsche this weekend."
		"Poor dear. Have some escargot."

 Harvard:"Did you do anything this weekend?"
		"Nope. Have some fries."

 Williams:"Don't I know you?"
			"Of course you do, silly. Have some fries."

 Cornell: "I killed my lab partner this weekend."
			"Bummer. Have some fries."

 Vassar:  "I'm so stressed and by the way, I'm gay."
			"Ditto.  Have some fries."

 Columbia:"I wish that I could be eating these fries at a better school." 			
       "Me too. Let's go get shot."

 Penn:		"I wish that I could be eating these fries at a better school."
			"Me too. Let's transfer to Columbia."

 Stanford:"Dude, I have so much work this weekend." 	     
                "Like, chill out dude. Have some fries."

 Dartmouth:"Oh, man, I got so trashed this weekend. It was fuckin'  awesome."
	                 "Have some beer."

 Wellesley:"God I'm desperate."
	     "Me too. Have some fries."

 Tufts:"I wish I were Ivy league."
	"Here drink the fry grease."