THE RULES 

The FEMALE always makes THE RULES

THE RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification 

No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately
change some or all of THE RULES

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misundestanding which was a direct
result of something the MALE did or said wrong 

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding

The FEMALE may change her mind at anytime

The MALE must never change his mind with out the express written consent
of the FEMALE

The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at anytime

The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be
angry and/or upset
   
The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not 
she wants him to be angry and/or upset

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times

The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone,
and is a wimp

Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm

If the FEMALE has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready

The MALE must be ready at all times