10801.
Performance artist
Demonstrates the unjust world
Smears herself with SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10802.
Changed oil in my car
It needs four quarts of Pennzoil
Or six cans of SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10803.
I was food obsessed
Then I ate a can of SPAM
Addiction over
--Cholesterol 300
10804.
Ate SPAM at friend's house
Showed my appreciation
Cut a giant fart
--Cholesterol 300
10805.
Lower housing costs
New building material
Don't use bricks; use SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10806.
Marketing marvel
Nutritionless wonder food
SPAM: rings up big sales
--Cholesterol 300
10807.
Low fat SPAM...really?
If the fat is taken out,
What's left in the can?
--Cholesterol 300
10808.
Started to wonder
Was she the woman for me?
Favorite food: SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10809.
SPAM was my first love
There hasn't been a second
Could it be the SPAM?
--Cholesterol 300
10810.
Ignorance is bliss
Not knowing how SPAM is made
Is probably best
--Cholesterol 300
10811.
Gut cramps, nausea
Fever, chills, and vomiting
Is it flu...or SPAM?
--Cholesterol 300
10812.
Enjoy life's richness
Eat fine food, and put the SPAM...
Back in the cupboard
--Cholesterol 300
10813.
Hormel SPAM: mocked meat
Derided, laughed at and teased
Porcine self-esteem
--Cholesterol 300
10814.
Industrial meat
SPAM: fuels the worker's desires
Builds a great nation
--Cholesterol 300
10815.
New SPAM promotion
Fish-flavored, heart-healthy SPAM
May be off the mark
--Cholesterol 300
10816.
SPAM is pork shoulders
What happens to cow shoulders?
Why no beef-based SPAM?
--Cholesterol 300
10817.
Sensing trouble, now
Had a meal of lard-fried SPAM
Can't find those darn Tums!
--Cholesterol 300
10818.
Midwest SPAM cult forms
Pass out SPAM cans at airports
Can't find those darn Tums!
--Cholesterol 300
10819.
Midwest SPAM cult forms
Pass out SPAM cans at airports
Pink robes and pig grunts
--Cholesterol 300
10820.
Go for the gusto!!!!
Bite into a slab of SPAM
Try not to throw up
--Cholesterol 300
10821.
Is SPAM not like me?
Cut it and does it not bleed?
Oh right, I guess not
--Cholesterol 300
10822.
Oh, woe the damned pork
Can't stay their SPAM destiny
No swine salvation
--Cholesterol 300
10823.
The can is silent
If only the SPAM could speak
Would we still eat it?
--Cholesterol 300
10824.
Tinned dead animals
Don't resemble their true selves
Extruded as SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10825.
You are what you eat
Thus, my empty piggy bank
Means I become SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10826.
oh god what is it?
rectangular and heavy,
it's SPAM, "Hear me roar!"
--Nate Lee, nate_lee@hotmail.com
10827.
Where must a man look
To find a woman who can
Make him forget SPAM?
--Alex Maurer, alex.maurer@bigfoot.com
10828.
They made SPAM famous
Bless the Monty Python gang
Cultural heroes
--Cholesterol 300
10829.
Which is the best time?
SPAM for breakfast, lunch, or sup?
Maybe at all meals
--Cholesterol 300
10830.
Better than coffee
A quick morning pick-me-up
Caffeinated SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10831.
Bubba Clinton should
Avoid babes, the best he could
Love SPAM, if he would
--Cholesterol 300
10832.
Bill's waistline does grow
SPAM's the cause, Hillary knows
To exile it goes
--Cholesterol 300
10833.
Wicky-wacky-woo
SPAM, I love, and you will, too
Scooby-dooby-doo
--Cholesterol 300
10834.
Hunger on my mind
My kitchen cupboard was bare
Called the SPAM hotline
--Cholesterol 300
10835.
Sam's Club discount ware
SPAM in industrial drum
55 gallons
--Cholesterol 300
10836.
Truck wreck on highway
Load of SPAM strewn over road
Closed due to grease spill
--Cholesterol 300
10837.
The goal of my life
My dream, my aim, fantasy...
Eat SPAM; take a nap
--Cholesterol 300
10838.
Perfect recipe
Optimal sugar and fat
It's sweet and sour SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10839.
The Cycle of SPAM
Life, SPAM, Man, SPAM, Woman, SPAM
Birth, SPAM, and Death, SPAM
--Cholesterol 300
10840.
Hushed in a tin suit,
Clutching a small key, Piglet
Meets the Heffalump.
--eharris, dpharris@bc.sympatico.ca
10841.
Gelatinous meat
Blue cans of epiphany
Immaculate food
--John Squeo, bestfrnd@lex.infi.net
10842.
Is it just me or
Can anyone else see "GOD" in
This web page background?
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
10843.
John Cho: SHAM-sama!
Thanks for bringing SPAM to print.
Our country is great.
--Lynn Finch
10844.
It sure is a shame
That SPAM comes in a blue can
And Bill on a dress
--My Gal Monica, Anonymouse
10845.
SPAM is the greatest!
I eat it three times a day.
And sometimes I spit.
--My Gal Monica, Anonymouse
10846.
Bubba visits Hub
Kneeling, Menino eats SPAM.
He's that kind of boy.
--Irving Blueth, irv@flashnet.com
10847.
SPAM flog that Arky
'Til all the Hope is beat out.
Speaking of "beat out".....
--Henry Jerkowitz, hank@mtnet.com
10848.
SPAM comes in blue cans
As do the San Franciscans
In the cold showers.
--SPAM Me Sammy
10849.
Midterm tomorrow.
What am I doing here, SPAM?
I just want an A!
--P.R.
10850.
He strafes enemies
Parachute deploys; evade
Life-saving SPAM snack!
--P.R.
10851.
At good Viktor's wake
We ate SPAM; all shed a tear
As whiskers brushed bowls.
--Meredith Merritt
10852.
White kitten cavorts
About her SPAM dish, growing
Pinker and pinker.
--Meredith Merritt
10853.
SPAM cigar Bill's brand
Been smoked many times by Dems
Only $40 mil.
--Presidency For Sale Cheep, Sold as is
10854.
Healthy SPAM smoothies
Keep you jogging...........to the john
But it's exercise
--Marathoner, meltdown@znet.com
10855.
Monica ate SPAM
And inhaled Billy's cigar
Not a healthy broad
--Roberta Frost, saugus@ma.com
10856.
Porn in the Whitehouse
Oval Office sure ain't square
Where are the pictures?
--Pinky Lee, Plee@prod.net
10857.
Canned SPAM and Bill swill
That's what my life has become
The price for my vote
--Flush Bill
10858.
I love Bubba Bill
I am very fond of SPAM
I am on Prozac
--Psycho Mama Sarah, pms@home.net
10859.
True visionaries--
Folks at Hormel. New career?
Employee discount.
--Amy Melnicsak, amelnics@hotmail.com
10860.
To wash down a slice
I obey my thirst and reach
for the Clamato.
--Amy Melnicsak, amelnics@hotmail.com
10861.
Not to be confused
with your Pennsylvania twin,
delicious scrapple.
--Amy Melnicsak, amelnics@hotmail.com
10862.
Open can to air
for aromatherapy--
the scent of cat breath.
--Amy Melnicsak, amelnics@hotmail.com
10863.
Gelatinous blob,
Too bad your pigs' feet cannot
help you run away.
--Anonymous
10864.
Falling is the SPAM
Into the monkey's loveseat
The spot won't come out
--Gas Cap Weasle, elevatorbuttons@hotmail.com
10865.
A man and a plan
A canal and Panama
And a can of SPAM
--Ross Brunetti
10866.
O the starry night
Crowded in my sight the stars
Constellation SPAM
--Ross Brunetti
10867.
SPAM doesn't "Clinton"
It stands firm in its own goo
It is what it is
--Diaperlump Klinton, gr8head@dhouse
10868.
I am so ashamed
Clinton, Treet of the SPAM world
Flush the bum and fast.
--Diaperlump Klinton, gr8head@dhouse
10869.
Soccer moms eat SPAM
Too busy for real cooking
But they's all do Bill.
--Soccer Dad, sd33@harnet.com
10870.
Thou shalt not steal SPAM.
Covet not your neighbor's SPAM
Clinton not your dink.
--Rose Farley
10871.
Arkansas Bubba
Gives Hope a terible name
He's Hopeless as SPAM.
--Arky Doodle, gotta move out quick
10872.
Dead from the neck up
Just as dead from the neck down
A lifeless SPAM lump
--My boy Billy
10873.
Have SPAM-ku book now.
Makes meditation mantras.
Great for digestion.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10874.
SPAMku? Horace knew:
Brevis esse laboro,
Obscurus fio.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
10875.
"In the future, each
Of us will be nauseous
For fifteen minutes."
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
10876.
I'm always penning
Lines about SPAM's cuboid meat:
It's a writer's block!
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
10877.
I'm in SHAM's new book!
Pity it's not one I could
Show to my Mother...
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
10878.
SPAM of my delight
That knows no wane the SPAM of
Heaven sucks again!
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10879.
SPAMatazoa
Are progenitors of Life.
Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink, Oink!
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10880.
Who would ever think
My fifteen minutes of fame
Would be about SPAM?
--Krink Falls Gulch, VA
10881.
Got my copy of
SPAM-ku book today. All hail
John Cho! You da man!
--Martin H. Booda, booda@datasync.com
10882.
Hurricane Georges swept
Through Cho at Arecibo,
Dumped his SPAM on Miss.
--Martin H. Booda, booda@datasync.com
10883.
Like a master chef
At the Hormel Plant, John Cho
Hides WORM MEAT in work.
--Martin H. Booda, booda@datasync.com
10884.
Perchance a demon
Mutters curses at my back?
Nope; just frying SPAM!
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10885.
In the beginning
There was the "BIG SPAM." Since then,
Pink cuboids pervade.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10886.
"Take cover. The SPAMs
Are coming. Hide the fry-pans.
Disguise the ketchup."
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10887.
At breakfast table,
Waiting SPAMs are unconcerned.
They have dark secrets.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10888.
Passive on a plate,
The lone SPAM waits patiently.
Soon a knife descends.
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10889.
Valiantly, I
Tried to putt a SPAM. I failed.
It just went "Ker-splodge"!
--Mike O'Connor (K.M.O'Connor), mickman@intonet.co.uk
10890.
I wrote SPAM senryu,
Six different languages.
Bastard published one.
--Dave Bieri, Dave_Bieri@idx.com
10891.
Free verse, bound book meet.
A tin-can-ab-u-la-tion
On processed pink pork.
--Matt Mirapaul
10892.
The secret of SPAM
Hides in Slick Willy's trousers
And in mom's day dreams
--Harriet Toomuch, burp@dtable.com
10893.
There is no justice
And there is no repentance
There is only SPAM
--Church of Spam Sperm, Willies@ll.gone
10894.
Antichrist Clinton
Seduced by SPAM in hunger
We fry in his fat
--Burt Debut, John@home.work
10895.
Twinkies and SPAM goop
My sister Sue practices
To become an aide
--Gordon Mc Fenwick, Gordie@uknet.net
10896.
Annoying SPAMku
Disregards redundancy
Yes, redundancy!
--Spaman, Spaman
10897.
SPAM stew in winter
It is an oral orgasm
A real Monica
--North Dakota
10898.
In the light of day
SPAM sure is some fuglee stuff
Last night....it was love
--Dreamer #1, everlybros@last.come
10899.
SSI...Oh my!
Hustle me up some SPAM ma'am
Shake your jellied can
--Senior Critter, white@flashnot.com
10900.
Moonlight and canned SPAM,
Cool beans, Wild I, and some crack.
A homeless picnic.
--Dawn Breaques, money@honeypot.com