SPAM Haiku 11301-11400

Move backwards to Numbers 11201-11300.

11301.
Cathy the psych nurse
Flipped out and we gave her SPAM
In four point restraints

--BMC, She's cool now!

11302.
Sailing cloud strewn skies
Pink icebergs drift into view--
Vince fostered....by SPAM!

--Cloud Farmer

11303.
Filaments of pink
Weave Hormelodious dreams
On my closed eyelids.

--Cloud Farmer

11304.
SPAM pink Cadillac
Roars through my spastic colon
On its way back home.

--Elvis

11305.
Wonderful pork lump
I lick your juices in Joy....
Joy, sensuous Joy.

--Spamigo

11306.
President Lincoln
Dined on SPAM at Ford's Theatre
Booth helps him later

--odelphi@interserv.com

11307.
John Glenn's wife cooks SPAM
Wants to cook it every night
John wants on shuttle

--odelphi@interserv.com

11308.
Ebeneezer Scrooge
Eats SPAM for Christmas Dinner
Marley never shows

--odelphi@interserv.com

11309.
Jack & Jill climb hill
Jill has can of SPAM to eat
Jack comes tumbling down

--odelphi@interserv.com

11310.
Miss Red Riding Hood
Goes to Grandma's with SPAM lunch
Gran' yells, "Wolf, eat me!"

--odelphi@interserv.com

11311.
Cinderella Tale:
She goes to ball, they serve SPAM
She doesn't lose shoe

--odelphi@interserv.com

11312.
Are "Giffen" goods real?
I think SPAM is proof of it
The poor will suffer

--Rob Anderson, randerso@teltone.com

11313.
Twenty-two years old
What are those pains in my chest?
A lifetime of SPAM

--Rob Anderson, randerso@teltone.com

11314.
Sculley! Look at this!
It must be from outer space!
Mulder, it's just SPAM!

--Rob Anderson, randerso@teltone.com

11315.
Blivets of pink SPAM
Ricochet off the bath tile--
Perfect holes in one.

--Bernard Buckett

11316.
SPAM, the new fast food.
I'd rather fast than eat it.
Am I slow, or what?

--R. MacDonald

11317.
Fleeting memories,
Fuzzy warm feelings of SPAM,
Flatulumps of pink.

--Rememorizer

11318.
Hey! You Juan some SPAM?
Juanita alla de SPAM.
Manno, no way man.

--SPAMIGO

11319.
SPAMmation cartoons....
Saturday morning cartoons
To lick the screen for!

--Clay

11320.
"DAMAGED SPAM....HALF OFF"
My best friend at times like these....
The can opener.

--Torey Teller, Fableland@net.com

11321.
Pink, gelatinous,
Lushly quivers on my plate,
Like my waiting tongue.

--Mike S

11322.
Underground bunkers
Loaded to the hilt with SPAM
Await the next war.

--Gen. Buttpain, harv@telnet.com

11323.
SPAM never looks good;
It never smells good either,
But oh how it feels.

--Bobby Rodgers, Burlington, Ma.

11324.
The buffet table
Looks lonely at closing time
Nothing left but SPAM

--Old Country, ocb4me@aol.com

11325.
Alone with my SPAM...
The excitement is mounting--
A warm chunk of Pink.

--Spam Panther, Eric@tpark.com

11326.
The votes are all in.
The winner is a surprise.
It's SPAMly values!

--Lee Malone, Leemalone@aol.com

11327.
A silent moment
I'm startled by falling SPAM
The dog is barking

--Maynard Fife, Maynard_Fife@msn.com

11328.
Degeneration
Oldsters that had to eat SPAM
SPAMku progeny

--Drew Konklusion

11329.
Heavenly SPAM clouds
Hover near the Panhandle
Dripping, just dripping

--KT's friend

11330.
They were the pink men
Once roamed the Earth...spirits free--
The SPAM Indians.

--Chief Tatalala, from the can.

11331.
cold grey slab glistens
secret contents locked inside
ignorance is bliss

--RonnieD

11332.
old tin on store shelf
the spam invites, entices
think i'll pass today...

--Anonymous

11333.
shout from the kitchen
spam's ready! oh boy, oh boy
(mild enthusiasm)

--RonnieD

11334.
knife slice grey jelly
deft hand of a brain surgeon?
naw, just me with spam

--RonnieD

11335.
jelly bits in spam
for flavor, or something else?
trivial matter!

--RonnieD

11336.
a can, key, and me
open with haste, delay not!
perfect food, bar none

--RonnieD

11337.
dinner sucked bigtime
mother didn't cook with spam
maybe tomorrow?

--RonnieD

11338.
It all looks the same.
Those Amish-mosh pink pork parts
Squished in a small can.

--Pennsylvania Spam

11339.
Marriage is like SPAM.
It all starts off in the pink
And then turns to crap.

--Spamarraige

11340.
Man, grilled SPAM 'n' cheese
More intense than wanton sex
Total orgasm!

--DR. Wooth

11341.
Uneaten remnants
Fall from a gull's bill....the sky--
Now...my daily bread?

--Cloud Harvester, cloud@cynic.com

11342.
Rose colored SPAM specks
Through 'em, everything's crappy
Then again...it is.

--Ivan Oldcan, Ivan@rtsedu.uknet

11343.
Ingredients read:
"Internal use forbidden"
SPAM fisters beware!

--Lee Mealone, nomas@nomail.net

11344.
Flows the chill, swift stream
With rocks, slippery as SPAM
I must trust my feet

--Maynard Fife, Maynard_Fife@msn.com

11345.
Life is uncertain
A delicate mystery
The flavor of SPAM

--Maynard Fife, Maynard_Fife@msn.com

11346.
So many losses
I have nothing more to give
But this can of flesh

--Maynard Fife, Maynard_Fife@msn.com

11347.
One can of SPAM can
Unyielding to digestion
Makes my doctor rich.

--Harry Upenrite

11348.
In the wet vortex
SPAM seems strangely commonplace
As I wave goodbye.

--Prunella Johnson, Prunes@stewed.net

11349.
SPAM, the toilet, SPAM
The never ending cycle
Life amid the poor

--Willie Doit, anonymous

11350.
a rusty spam tin
quiet slurping sounds at night
the dog loves his spam

--Sean Basho

11351.
Don't Poo-Poo SPAMku
The only safe form of SPAM--
We know you eat it.

--Gloria Buvus, (and below us too!)

11352.
SPAM is pig gonads
Harvested when fully ripe
For your convenience.

--Thomas Kantpoop, Spamblockage@colon.com

11353.
Visions of SPAM sperm
Swimming in my dinner plate
Spamaphobic me

--Juan A. Dance, horizontal@Chacha.come

11354.
SPAM ear plugs block out
Crack mama's whining BS
While I slurp some SPAM.

--D St. Projex, a nice place to visit

11355.
SPAM is a woman--
Who else can treat you that bad
and still be desired?

--Beaten, Cheatin' & Eatin', Mi Spama su Spama

11356.
Poor Mister Gingrich
My favorite chunk of SPAM
Pink, salty, tasteless

--Gingrich Has Been Newt-erred, Newt got the boot!

11357.
Remember your Maw
She always made you eat SPAM
Mother's Day....Bump her!

--Spam Haters In Tulsa

11358.
SPAMkuic fervor
Runs rampant and can't be stopped
Is it a virus?

--Little Big Toe, toejam@mytoetips.phew

11359.
spam, eggs, coffee, toast
a truck stop breakfast special
value, flavor, yes!

--RonnieD

11360.
fork, knife, plate, and I
wait in anticipation
for tasty pink treat

--RonnieD

11361.
Itchy fingered SPAM
Tastes better than the real thing
And it's got no fur.

--The Y Cafe, ynaught@crotch.come

11362.
Reflections echo
In the depths of my, er,....soul
I need a Rolaid!

--Gastrix, Tyler Texaz

11363.
I feel in the pink
"Keep your hands offa my SPAM!"
Some things never change

--Ivan Ansaforya, Optional

11364.
Trouser eels of SPAM
Frequent my nightly visions--
Political dreams.

--Mona Lott, getdown&duck@once.net

11365.
Pantyloads of SPAM
Cannot erase the mind's screen
Of the once holy

--Ruth Leslie Said, I know you are, but what am I?

11366.
Valueless degrees
Are spammed by the state college
So we can do this!

--Dr. Dropout

11367.
Angels eat SPAM fumes
Both pre and post digested
And they're guarding us?

--Francisco Perez, Frankie@telnet.com

11368.
My mother once said
"Eat all of your SPAM, children."
We fed her to death.

--Ann Nonimus

11369.
No more SPAMku, please!
My brain has been haiku-jacked
My soul is stained pink.

--Help, Save Me!, www.farts.com

11370.
Home made Bambi SPAM
Mother deer made it for us
We were short on doe

--Bangor Maine-iac, oldduke@the station.com

11371.
I've got one friend....SPAM.
And SPAM's got no friends at all.
The friend's it had....died.

--Mary Jane Thomas, Chelsea 1950

11372.
My beloved SPAM
Wherefore hast thou been sweet meat?
Sacred butt of swine?

--Romeo in Joliet, #1-800-eat Spam

11373.
Pink masquerader
In the Mardi Gras of boars
SPAM, take off your mask.

--Bob Ferapples, bitedis@rio.com

11374.
Thwapping good feeling
The welfare check in my hands--
SPAM in my belly

--Yule B.Hokey

11375.
SPAM reflects my life
From a lowly beginning
To a lowly end.

--Anonymous

11376.
Filet of ham....SPAM:
The old South Boston stand by
For the drinking man.

--High and Dry, By and by....Hopefully, that is....

11377.
Pi in the oven
3.14159
SPAM cooking slowly

--Wind Breaker

11378.
Red or green you ask?
A true hispano delight
Ah, SPAM-chiladas

--Wind Breaker

11379.
Emotional SPAM
Feelings ad infinitum
Seas of resentment

--Cloud Farmer

11380.
Five-finger your SPAM
Ten minutes of stolen bliss
A mouthful of life

--Loco/Geo

11381.
New spiral-sliced SPAM
Pink canned bowel tornado
Toilet tsunami

--ICU c'n Me, No me man!

11382.
Slime covered mittens
Unwritten tales of hunger
Woolen memories

--Jacques Froste, Jfrost@highland .com

11383.
There is no solace
The left over SPAM beckons
Growling stomachs wince

--Jaques Froste

11384.
Conscious decision
Refrigerated pathways
Leads to frozen SPAM

--Hiram Firem

11385.
Broken winged angels
And ham imps pitchfork handed
Dance round fresh SPAM graves

--Shattuck Mattock, notsob am I

11386.
SPAM colored day dreams
Echoes of rainbows splashing
The pink visage haunts

--Anthony Stanley

11387.
Foggy SPAM pages
Crystalized thought quick frozen
Brainlocked nevermore

--Cloud Seeder

11388.
Back and forth I think
Ticking seconds off my life
Alarmed by SPAMku

--Cloud Seeder, SPAMku to you!

11389.
Burning all bridges
Acids rust the steel union
An enemy....SPAM

--Now & How

11390.
Flowering smoke rings
My hot pepper butt's on fire
So tasty with SPAM

--Freidomov's Peach

11391.
Editing class, star
field saver...mesmerized, a
sudden yen for SPAM

--Lachlan, Geelong

11392.
Bolognaless dreams
Just thinking about thinking
Protein overwhelms

--Dreadnaught

11393.
The ambulance howls
Slick floors welcome naked feet
SPAMdango...the dance

--Itchibutt Skratchit, anneskrachit@once.net

11394.
Just the other day...
I learned SPAM cooked in the can!
That is why it's PINK!

--Cecilia Weber, Gr0mit1203@AOL.COM

11395.
Our stupormarket
All they sell is Hormel SPAM
And that's all we buy.

--Hope Arkansas, Where the best thing to leave is the bus.

11396.
Happiness is SPAM
Unopened but unnoticed
Layered thick with dust.

--Spam U2, unlisted

11397.
The motionless frog
Bubbles rise on "the old pond"
Who tossed up their SPAM?

--Paul Luted Waters

11398.
Fortunate snowflake
Landing in my dish of SPAM
By "The same old pond"

--Same as above, Same as above

11399.
SPAM stands for this here,
Steaming Paper And Moose, oh,
SPAM, why duth thow suck?

--The Great Bob

11400.
I should be at home
I cannot believe I'm here
My God I am SPAM

--Anonymous