SPAM Haiku 11501-11600

Move backwards to Numbers 11401-11500.

11501.
SPAM moon a-risin'
Fetishists prowling stalking
SPAM sniffettes beware

--EMT named John, Tammy got the Spam

11502.
Wash your hands...eat SPAM
After eating SPAM...wash hands
Healthy ritual

--Doctor Palmer

11503.
Thoughts of Divine Love
Dinner on Mt. Olympus
My dream idyll: SPAM

--Cholesterol 300

11504.
Oh, clever Hormel
Find a use for pork shoulders
From trash can to SPAM

--Cholesterol 300

11505.
SPAM and fresh prune juice
Are complementary foods
One clogs and one cleans

--Cholesterol 300

11506.
Clinton's pork: not SPAM
He likes his meat nice and fresh
Prefers raw bimbo

--Cholesterol 300

11507.
I slipped on SPAM juice
Feet flew out from under me
Saw stars and SPAM cans

--Cholesterol 300

11508.
A turtle with hard
Shell enclosing soft body
Like a tin of SPAM

--Roy Grainger, roy_grainger@hotmail.com

11509.
SPAM plus sized mama
Youse gotta knock off seconds
'Fore your thighs glue shut

--Grazers Anonymous, chubette@fatnet .com

11510.
Cheery fat people
And dreary skinny people
Laud the name of SPAM

--Geroge did it, George@prodegy.net

11511.
The grand opening
Bought SPAM with the welly check
Gather round children

--Resident Southfield

11512.
You gotta have SPAM
It's better than mother's milk
A lot cheaper too

--Jeffery Witham, Lynn

11513.
SPAM consequences
Drizzle butts for weeks on end
Kaopectate proof

--Tamus the Rhymer, curses X3

11514.
Virtuous pinkie
I had a pink ball when young
I used to call SPAM

--John Hunter, john@holenet.one

11515.
Festooned with SPAMku
My tablet pregnant with ink
Miscarried scratchings

--Justin Tyme Fosuppa

11516.
No bones about it
Any way you dare slice it
SPAM is number one

--George Reed, No phone or mailbox

11517.
Weak from the chomping
Teeth crack but go on munching
Awesome power.....SPAM!

--Spamdaddy

11518.
Red Rooster and SPAM
The breakfast of champions
Not limp pro-sportsmen

--BooBoo's Sister, A true sister of mercy NOT!

11519.
At the old SPAM ranch
Thundering herds of swill hawgs
SPAM Kamikaze

--Rose Abuvit, rosie@telnet.call

11520.
To dream SPAMku dreams
In the riot nights of Scream
There must be a God

--Omini Patre et felius Spam

11521.
Oh merry-go-round
Your horses have wooden butts
SPAM genitalia

--Tammi O'Toole, Tammi@aol.com

11522.
spam is thicker than
blood; I will forsake my kin
for some good spam love.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11523.
this is the winter
of our discontent. you see,
the spam is frozen.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11524.
what was god thinking
when he gave humanity
brains, rather than spam?

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11525.
"what hath god wrought," said
morse, not on first transmission,
but on first spam taste.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11526.
they can take our lives
they can destroy our freedom
but don't touch our spam.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11527.
if spam was present
would marx call it the masses'
opiate instead?

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11528.
today's world needs a
non-proliferation pact
relating to spam.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11529.
spam is good, they say
but what is good, anyway?
opposite of bad?

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11530.
why did warhol not
use the beautiful spam can?
square shape less pleasing?

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11531.
the spam residing
in the can fits flush, same size.
coincidence? no.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11532.
you can take the spam
out of the man, but not the
man out of the spam.

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11533.
"cease firing!" shouted
the sergeant. "the enemy
has returned our spam!"

--Chris Cieslak & Chris Dudik, ccieslak@uiuc.edu and cdudik@uiuc.edu

11534.
I love to see you
naked with legs spread, your va-
gina pink as SPAM.

--Larry L.

11535.
Death walks a fine line
A tightrope of dental floss
Between SPAM and.......Arrrrghhh!

--C. U. Tomorrow, shoutie OUTIE!

11536.
Porcinatious pink
The befuddling muddle-meat
I baptize thee SPAM

--Father Along, Grotto of Spam and MD Pepper

11537.
Featureless morning
Fog swallowed muffled drum beats
SPAM cans are lonely

--Roberta Barry, Hey Chelsea!

11538.
March on clock faces
The icy winds are howling
SPAM slips through my ribs

--The Black Panda, Kiki D. Bear

11539.
Vision less fearful
Vortex driven consuming
Winter of SPAM

--Raymond Richard, Pine Street

11540.
Rust is so lonely
When it's forming on your can
Shake your booty SPAM!

--Felix DeSnatche, Anonymously Written

11541.
Deep in the cold well
Hidden my last can of SPAM
For Armageddon

--Toasted Ultrathins, mt. of Megiddo

11542.
Mother time is late
Video pokered the rent
While we ate cold SPAM

--Fr. Thyme

11543.
Came to believe that
I'm powerless over SPAM
And under it too

--Dr. Bob Ferapples, Bill@12&12net.com

11544.
Kawasaki mean--
Eat SPAM and die damned Yankee
Riding cheapo bike

--Furby, toh-dye kaka o-kay

11545.
Cigar butts don't fart
(Then again they don't eat SPAM)
They just smell that way

--Mac Anudo

11546.
SPAM in mom's drawers
When me father was at sea
English birth control

--Yuk. Yuk., Flacid@heathuk.net

11547.
Furby Scalps for Sale
Says the sign on the teepee
Or will trade for SPAM

--Chief Striped Furbe, Wannasquaw@res.net

11548.
When poor we ate SPAM
When we got rich we remained
The salt of the earth

--The Fat Of The Land

11549.
Honeymoon's over
It's SPAM at every meal
"What fresh hell is this?"

--Becky Armstrong Smith

11550.
New Slim Spa Diet
Should include three SPAM smoothies
And a barf bucket

--Lose Wait Fast, barfaroni,carrots and peas

11551.
Gringas at bingas
Got pink ink on their fingas
SPAM on their pingas

--Johnny Marsh

11552.
Fortuitous child
She who was hand fed her SPAM
Pity her children

--Milagros Rivera

11553.
Alien food stuff
Clumping pink dingleberries
Harvested for SPAM

--Dickie Murphy, dick2@dtrut.com

11554.
Freaky leaky SPAM
Drips down into my sneakers
Squishing as I jog

--Marathon Man, larry @fgedu.com

11555.
She was my first love
Voluptuous Velveeta
Turned my soul to SPAM

--Stanley Reid, Addison St

11556.
Para-pimp heaven--
Atlanta loose booty zone
Jiggling wriggling SPAM!

--Mc Daddy Jasipoo

11557.
Southern dry booty
Lube with SPAM jelly hunnies
Satisfies both ways

--Nick the Geek, nick@night.com

11558.
SPAM babe Monica
Big as a Macy's balloon
Chew, but don't swaller

--ANONyMouse

11559.
These Georgia peaches
Sure sport some fuzzy pink SPAM
Ripe, sweet, and ready

--Gawja on mah mind

11560.
Booty boosting SPAM
Doesn't change the taste of it
And improves the smell

--Mr. Main, Maing@mindspring.com

11561.
How are they hanging?
He asked all the SPAM eaters
Yeah, like we're hung.....Not!

--Freshman Level

11562.
Life can be lonely
booty surfing in D.C.
But I gots my SPAM.

--Anonymous

11563.
Old Crusty the Clown
Bathed in SPAM jelly daily
Then he fed the cat.

--Micheles Toutor, bbakery@Spacenet.com

11564.
Hot SPAM panty jam
Momma gotta lube me down
Crunchy lace candy

--Felix Andlix

11565.
Trolling for pink meat
I open my can of SPAM
Feral cats beware

--Cat maven

11566.
Saint Bubba Clinton
Patron of all soccer moms
Who kneel before him

--Domingo Fortuna

11567.
Gringos and gringettes
Save money for cigarettes
Eating mucho SPAM

--Domingo Fortuna

11568.
SPAM entered my dreams
last night. It was so so pink.
Pink like Mary Holt.

--Larry Loew, Larry_Loew@ci.mesa.az.us

11569.
Where does East meet West?
Consider the musubi:
Seaweed, rice--and SPAM.

--Mark F. Romoser, romoser@brigadoon.com

11570.
There stands Ka'ala;
Down below at Tamura's,
The SPAM is on sale.

--Mark F. Romoser, romoser@brigadoon.com

11571.
They live in the sea,
Unlike most kama'aina,
Dolphins don't eat SPAM.

--Mark F. Romoser, romoser@brigadoon.com

11572.
Like Boston's mayor
You're pink and covered with snot
A cheap cut of meat

--City Zen, Zipger@Fleet.com

11573.
Monty likes his SPAM
His can o' lovely meat stuff
It's not quite dead yet

--Connor_Lingus, Connor_Lingus@yahoo.com

11574.
Human septic tank
Miss Tripp slimy as the *sparm
That clings to my SPAM

--Trippin' Linda, *sparm = male Spam seed

11575.
Pre-SPAM Microsoft
Now it's a fat lead pencil
Hormel Viagra

--Vinnie The Nose, Nunya business

11576.
Prune blossoms blooming
Raisin trees salute the moon
Butts all sing of SPAM

--Sal Ivate, Tongue@lick.dnet

11577.
Listen to that tune
Butts all sing the old SPAM song
It goes like this.......Phrrrrrrt!

--Al K. Salsa

11578.
Sizzling pink gristle
Just like grandmaw used to make
Before we beat her

--Flannel Drawers, rwebber@uri.edu

11579.
Death is not my friend
Life is not my enemy
SPAM is my lover

--Cloud Duster

11580.
Life's an open door
To the storekeep of hum/drum
Hmmmm-hummmmm, bang, bang..... SPAM!

--Cloud Duster

11581.
Escalator man
He's not on the up and up
He who jammed the SPAM

--Val iumpill, 10mgs@drug.com

11582.
Ford truck full of SPAM
Found On the Road Dead that's me
Grease spot on Route 9

--Stewbad 4U

11583.
Hot pink gerbil SPAM
Not a squeak in a canful
Satisfying.....Good!

--Crimson Drip

11584.
pink formless object
lovingly formed into shape
rendering: SPAM art

--Anonymous

11585.
Deconstructed SPAM
The color of meat is red
Pink is happy sex

--mr.man

11586.
Japanese nightmare!
Oh, that one and only one
Can of SPAM remains!

--Christopher "Maharis" Jehle, Maharis4Me@aol.com

11587.
Kraft is not Hormel
But The Patriots are SPAM
Connecticut SPAM

--Good Riddence, toobad@hartford.ct

11588.
Death rides a pale horse
The horse's color......is pink
The horse's name.....SPAM

--I Donut No U, You donut NO i

11589.
SPAMku is doo-doo
Squeezed out of an old ball point
SPAMku McNuggets

--Windy

11590.
Velveeta my love
Caressing her with his lips
And SPAM on the side

--Bob Upindown

11591.
Acupuncture SPAM
Ancient Chinese medicine
Make SPAM baloney

--Harry Palms, no address

11592.
Bloody 'mericans
Give your SPAM a yank or two
Or give your yank SPAM

--Yuk Yuk

11593.
Guns don't kill people
Armed SPAM eaters kill people
And SPAM kills people

--Timez Pueko

11594.
Beepers to page god
The new religious hot foot
TV ministries

--Please Give, So that others may page free

11595.
Flat chested women
With beckoning wet fingers
Call for Mister SPAM

--Allsis Temsgo, NASAdreams@nite.come

11596.
SPAM IS ADDICTIVE
Because of the nicotine
I can blow smoke rings

--Spam Junkie, Spamjones@detox.coma

11597.
You getting any?
Here's a fat pink piece for ya
Now light up a butt

--Spam Junkie, Spamjones@detox.coma

11598.
Haunted by visions
Tongue burnt by the raw salt taste
Experience SPAM

--Sister Mary Hadd, Three cans of Spam

11599.
Larry Loew, SPAM fan:
SPAM fills his dreams just like the
spam in my mailbox.

--Mary Holt, maryholt@flash.net

11600.
SPAM fan, Larry Loew
Dreaming oh-so-pink SPAM dreams
Awakens queasy

--Mary Holt, maryholt@flash.net