SPAM Haiku 14201-14300

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14201.
Lo, SPAM Ku archive!
Haiku purists roll their eyes
Exasperation

--TFBW

14202.
Oh, my Australia,
please accept the SPAM as art,
we are not alone.

--mick allen, aeon20@hotmail.com

14203.
Pork of the Pharoahs
In silver sarcophagus
Timeless in natron

--Richard Kirk, rak@cre.canon.co.uk

14204.
Leaping pink salmon
Irresistible instinct
SPAM in the toilet

--Richard Kirk, rak@cre.canon.co.uk

14205.
SPAM between your legs
Feel it jiggle sensuously
As you beat the meat

--chad, cumberland

14206.
Sometimes I feel like
there isn't enough SPAM to
satisfy my needs.

--tonytheshoes, tonytheshoes@shoutmail.com

14207.
I REALLY like SPAM
but that angers me no end--
Farting plum blossoms.

--N. Fluenza, us@hometown.com

14208.
Get drunk on Bud Light
Grind your pet turkey to SPAM
One "stoned" kills two birds

--Papa SPAM-Jam Bone, So. Carolina Rocks!

14209.
I've tried SPAM before
I don't like it anymore
Made my tummy sore

--Rock Isla

14210.
Murder pigs for SPAM
Saw off their succulent hams
Wake them at breakfast

--Pass the pig Maw

14211.
My lover ate SPAM
We spent thirteen hours in bed
Aphrodisiac!

--Michael J.

14212.
I never eat SPAM
I'll never eat SPAM in life
SPAM is only trash

--Carlo Gambino, Cgambino@summit.k12.co.us

14213.
When you are hungry
just open a can of SPAM
then think about it.

--Sharif , svillacr@summiths- gwo

14214.
kansas state fair spam
recipe winner: olé!
fiesta paté!

--mike falcon, mfalcon@adiyh.com

14215.
Dinner, Christmas Day
Will we serve real ham, or SPAM?
No prize for guessing

--TFBW

14216.
Hormel on trial
So easily convicted
"Crimes against good taste"

--TFBW

14217.
Thanksgiving SPAM feast
A slurp-burping kind of meal--
Saludo Pepto!

--Dog Rocket, drcegar@ash.com

14218.
SPAM Omusubi:
Fried SPAM, white rice, Nori wrapped.
Heaven in bite size?

--Karen Torimaru

14219.
Student chef in white
Watch the master cutting SPAM
Giant loaf, stern face

--Steve in Hawaii

14220.
Such a bad haiku
So utterly prosaic
But it mentions SPAM

--TFBW

14221.
You can have my SPAM
Only when you pump it from
My cold, dead stomach

--TFBW

14222.
Hillary ate SPAM
Now Hillary got the runs
See Hillary's runs.........

--See Hillary Run, Bill in her panties

14223.
What the hell is this
Oil slicks float on the hot tub
Who has the SPAM runs?

--You're gonna pay for this., The Bill was in her panties.

14224.
SPAM on a platter--
Take a slice and pass it on,
or you'll have bad luck!

--Ainsley Jo Phillips, PenladyAJP@aol.com

14225.
Once she saw the gel,
second-grader was no fan
of SPAM anymore.

--Ainsley Jo Phillips, PenladyAJP@aol.com

14226.
Can and key embraced
Trembling I anticipate
Exposing pink flesh

--TFBW

14227.
SPAM is so yucky!
A complete and total waste!
You people are sick!

--Anonymous

14228.
Oh noble pink meat
I can eat you many ways
Why are you hairy?

--Will Roby, WR_Drmr@hotmail.com

14229.
Bedeck'd in tin crown
Faithful bow down before thee
Puree'd porcine prince!

--TFBW

14230.
Sunrise golden morn
The heady breakfast kitchen
Sizzling SPAM and eggs

--TFBW

14231.
Pork bellies of fat
You pink cyber-chitterlings
Type your damned SPAMku

--Colonel O. Truth

14232.
Pools of wet jelly
Puddle in my sleeping bag--
Fat Blockers and SPAM.

--Phat-o-Gram, oa@fatbroads.net

14233.
The salty pink blob
Glistens atop this here plate
Oh so disgusting

--Anonymous

14234.
So many SPAM Ku
So little time to read them
Where's the "search" button?

--TFBW

14235.
A SPAM pyramid
I took one from the bottom
Loud blue waterfall

--David Erickson

14236.
Supermarket aisle
Smiling, I survey the SPAM
Thinking of haiku

--TFBW

14237.
Easy ring-pull can
Loaf slurps noisily to plate
Pig grunts one last time

--TFBW

14238.
Blushing sunset sky
Herald of the ev'ning meal
Turns my thoughts to SPAM

--TFBW

14239.
SPAM Ku submitted
What's this? The SHAM has changed it!
Americanized!

--TFBW

14240.
The nectars of life
Preserved egg, mackerel, and...?
Cold pink slabs of beef!

--Joe Snuff, joewai@hotmail.com

14241.
The age of conquest
"Give me SPAM or give me death"
Genghis Khan once said

--Joe Snuff, joewai@hotmail.com

14242.
Hot pink seduction
Of tripe, cow beak, and who knows
What mortals can't dream

--Joe Snuff, joewai@hotmail.com

14243.
SPAM's not radio
It's more lubed, hushed, and subdued
Quiet champion

--Joe Snuff, joewai@hotmail.com

14244.
Santa's coming soon.
If you leave some SPAM for him
He'll leave some for you.

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

14245.
The Men In Black Come
A Blue Can Sails By, Strange Pink
51 Revealed!

--Greg

14246.
Blue, Pink, Judges See
Slip, Slide Within The Circle
Sumo In A Thong

--The Subhuman

14247.
SPAM is so tasty
Mash it with gravy on top
Ummm, love SPAM says I

--Jeannie, Sissug@aol.com

14248.
Composing SPAM Ku
Promotes good health and long life
Unlike SPAM itself

--TFBW

14249.
I have broke the seal
And am left holding the key
The key to my heart

--Eric, saky@alt3.com

14250.
SPAM like rubber hurled
Rebounds around my kitchen
Unpredictably

--TFBW

14251.
Email rejected
Your host is on a blacklist
I don't want your spam

--TFBW

14252.
Emperor's fleet sunk
by Yank secret weapon: SPAM
from dive bombers dropped.

--Joel

14253.
Nikolay Gogol,
watching serfs eating SPAM, pens
new novel: Dead Souls.

--Joel (in Portland)

14254.
Cost-cutting airline
serves pilots SPAM lunch: Tape ends
with sound of impact.

--Joel (in Portland)

14255.
On Old Cape Cod Mass.
Elderly and poor eat SPAM
And hide from tourists.

--SPAM Jones

14256.
The key has been lost
SPAM is sealed in its coffin
No reason to live

--The Flying Ham

14257.
Not on our menu
Hepper-12-Steppers despise
The rusty blue can.

--Don't Eat SPAM Until..., You're You've Been Tested For HCV

14258.
Wonder of giggle
And obsessed with the wiggle
SPAM dances on plate

--Billy Bob the Wonder Poodle

14259.
Delicious bagel
Disgusting SPAM lurks inside
Square peg in round hole

--TFBW

14260.
I sit, staring down
The pink, quivering mass moves
I open my trash

--Alex Klivecka

14261.
Hey! Watch out. Don't cry.
Don't pout. Here's why. SPAMta Claus
Is coming to town.

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

14262.
Naughty was the child.
Down the chimney Santa came.
Filled stocking with SPAM.

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

14263.
Dashing through the snow.
Home to dinner, SPAM today.
Gasping all the way.

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

14264.
Five on the first line
Seven on the second line
Mention SPAM somewhere

--TFBW

14265.
Ball begins to drop.
2000 is almost here.
Break open the SPAM!

--Cathy, DonCathy2@AOL.com

14266.
Can o' SPAM, yes, ma'am
No spinach, I'm Popeye the
Sailorman, I yam

--Rosemary Eller

14267.
One day, I hope soon,
SPAM will go on vacation,
visit the Dodo.

--jssuth

14268.
Stalk silent SPAM-beast
calm my tense nerves as I hunt
a warrior's game.

--Daniel Cassell, Kenaron@Aol.com

14269.
Bits of pork and fat
Disguised in a sandwich spread
Pretends to be ham

--Cynthia, cynyoshida@hotmail.com

14270.
The SPAM on whole wheat
A yin & yang of food groups
Ah! life in balance

--Gloria.Bromberg@kp.org

14271.
Deep hole in my life?
What's missing? Nothing a gut
full of SPAM can't fix.

--Tbone4

14272.
SPAM confession. So
long since mine lips have touched thee.
Surrender I must!

--Tbone4

14273.
Life in chaos. Search
for lifeline. Hopeless, turning
dark....pink....My God, SPAM!!!

--Tbone4

14274.
Don't like policy
Of screening SPAMku. Oops! Hope
this one makes the cut.

--Azure Can, bigbum@home.com

14275.
Scary man dressed up
In SPAM can suit yesterday.
Kicked him, ran away.

--Azure Can, bigbum@home.com

14276.
HOBOphobic folks
Have a fear of homeless bums
And so they hoard SPAM.

--I Read It In SPAMku, Beware Of The Homeless

14277.
Help the damned SPAMless
Take a couple home with you
Hide all the candles

--Wellesley Mass.

14278.
Lawyers, cops, and docs
Lie like the SPAM on my plate
But SPAM sends no bills.

--Put Your Trust in SPAM, The Christian lunchmeat

14279.
Can full of pork fat,
jiggles like a Jell-O mold,
on my dinner plate.

--Lisa, TheHippie7@aol.com

14280.
SPAMberry jelly
The perfect Christmas present
Dangles from her nose.

--Pow Da Puffin, Presque Isle, Me.

14281.
SPAM is the secret
"POW!" in Cajun recipes--
Bayou Bologna.

--O.K. Bayou

14282.
The lotus blossom
Grows beautifully in mud--
Like hog ass for SPAM.

--Ino Karate

14283.
Oft, have you wondered
tactics to win "Kick the Can"?
Boot unopened SPAM.

--Anonymous

14284.
Chewy pink pleasure
Derived from meat processing
Melding with my mind

--Shannon, californicator@sfdt.com

14285.
Kosher SPAM for all
Even the Rebbe likes it
All sing songs of joy

--Alissa

14286.
Germs like to fester
On the gelatinous gel
Also known as SPAM

--Shannon, californicator@sfdt.com

14287.
Pink sunrise, sunset
I shudder out of fear ... oh!
It was only SPAM

--Shannon, californicator@sfdt.com

14288.
Hogs! Hurry! Seek out
Your destinies... But wait! SPAM
Is not a career

--Shannon, californicator@sfdt.com

14289.
SPAM: pork with ham, salt
sugar, sodium nitrite
and added water.

--TFBW

14290.
Sodium chloride,
Sucrose, sodium nitrite--
These count as spices?

--TFBW

14291.
SPAM you are so great
Thou art sitting on my plate
And there you shall stay

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14292.
Oh SPAM it's so nice
Waking up with you like this
But I love my wife

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14293.
Oh my SPAM, my SPAM,
Oh, you made me what I am
A very sick boy.

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14294.
Is it a bird or
Is it an airplane, no, no
It's that schmuck "SPAM Man."

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14295.
I promise that I
Will be out of bathroom soon
Hark, SPAM, thou art good!

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14296.
The beauty of SPAM
You are so lovely to me
You inspire Haiku

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14297.
There's nothing like a
Hunk a Hunk of burning SPAM
Elvis loved you so

--Glen Slater, kong26@yahoo.com

14298.
Seven times seven
The cans of SPAM I consume
Vomiting whole swine

--Gary Orkavski, gork@mailcity.com

14299.
Many happy pigs
Playing in stalls unknowing
Cans of thy swine doomed

--Gary Orkavski, gork@mailcity.com

14300.
Good lard! Pseudo meat
sizzles in iron skillet.
Anticipation!

--kevin, the mathineer, mathineer@primary.net