SPAM Haiku 16301-16400

Move backwards to Numbers 16201-16300.

16301.
Stock up on SPAM now!!
Soon Clinton prosperity
will be nostalgia.

--Milford Pigboy

16302.
New priority:
song lyrics created but
SPAM not included.

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16303.
Eating crow is all
part/parcel of swallowing
one's lack of SPAMPride.

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16304.
Running out of SPAM
at 9 am meeting but
Gravy overflows.

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16305.
Election Day!! Will
the tastiest candidate
be better than SPAM??

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16306.
"Irrational" thought:
SPAM has more reason to live
than these GravyHeads!!

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16307.
SPAM Theology:
twist the key (rolling the stone):
a resurrection.

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16308.
SWOboy combat pin.
Navy NoPride on the chest.
SPAM ribbons abound.

--Dreamer, humiliated@the_boneyard.com

16309.
9 am meeting:
the threat horizon I see.
Must take Big SPAM now.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16310.
Let the games begin.
Another week in this can.
SPAM fortifies me.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16311.
Program "Manager."
Oxymoron for certain.
He has SPAM for brains.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16312.
The Program "Mangler."
He asks the stupid question:
"What are YOU spamming??"

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16313.
Unison voices:
"NOTHING!!" we cry. Dying pigs
make less noise than we.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16314.
SPAM bits in the can:
we share much unity of
purpose in darkness.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16315.
Deadlines are discussed.
"Hey, this is way out of date!!"
Excuse...... smell of SPAM.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16316.
No recognition.
At least SPAM is known for its
constituent parts.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16317.
Parts is Parts?? No Way!!
Mirror image not the same:
customer spams lies.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16318.
The dreaded phone call:
discuss problems with other
SPAM-eating losers.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16319.
SPAM is tastier
than any of the toxic
B.S. I hear here.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16320.
SPAM is "born" from much
confusion. I think Hormel
really owns this place.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16321.
I sit quietly.
Invisible yet noticed,
like SPAM on the shelf.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16322.
They ask me the Big
Question: "Waaaazzzzuuuuuppppp??" "All Quiet
on the SPAM Front." Whew!!

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16323.
All others jealous:
my SPAMLoad very small in
the comparison.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16324.
The glistening gel
would be good as shampoo for
new follicle life.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16325.
Fifteen years in SPAM.
My boss is too good for this
place. Yet he won't leave.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16326.
I take heart when I
think that pig lips in the can
smile tightly with joy.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16327.
Action items now,
almost done. The key twirls to
now release this pig.

--Anonymous, doing_nothing@the_boneyard.com

16328.
Ocean City days
of warm sunshine, surf, and sand.
SPAM between my toes.

--Kurt Bouman and Nina Girard

16329.
Tin Man gets a heart:
pig part meat and jiggled love
has found a safe home.

--dave

16330.
the headlines that day:
pig-parts lunch meat finds a home
safe in Tin Man's chest

--day farina

16331.
Boss hates SPAM haiku.
Perhaps concealing guilty
secret--SPAM junkie?

--bms

16332.
Aerosmith man sings:
pink--it's like red but not quite
as SPAM is to meat.

--day farina

16333.
Cannot forget it--
I broke a tooth. White gristle
Found in SPAMburger.

--Britt, honeyb@intrstar.net

16334.
A one-legged man
Wins an ass-kicking contest.
SPAM gives him power.

--Britt, honeyb@intrstar.net

16335.
SPAM lands on a plate
-plop- eat it or warm it first?
The options are vast.

--Britt, honeyb@intrstar.net

16336.
Quivering pink stuff--
I love to lick it off your
quivering belly.

--Britt Honeycutt, honeyb@intrstar.net

16337.
i have to make poop
is it because of the SPAM?
why is it the SPAM???????????

--the gr8 joe, ponyluvr172hotmail.com

16338.
look at this glob......SPAM
it slides across the floor, whoooosh!
my dogs dies....the SPAM

--the gr8 joe, ponylur17@hotmail.com

16339.
why is this SPAM, SPAM
my dog is choking on SPAM
make it stop! stop SPAM!

--the gr8 joe, ponyluvr172hotmail.com

16340.
something is wrong with
SPAM. it is in my butt, butt!
i will poop out SPAM

--the gr8 joe, ponyluvr17@hotmail.com

16341.
i love boys not SPAM
boys are hot and SPAM is not
boys boys we love them

--Kristina and Ariana, princessbaby606@aol.com

16342.
SPAM is so nasty
They pass it off as real meat
This product is CRAP!

--Marissa, ihateSPAM@yahoo.com

16343.
Stay out of Bushes
Nasty yucky crap in can
Eat more Gunky SPAM

--Amanda, Bella62586@aol.com

16344.
i do not like SPAM
i have nothing to write here
SPAM really sux... yeah!

--Anonymous

16345.
SPAM is so gooey
The stuff is too thick to eat
I'm about to hurl

--Missy, SPAMiscrapanditsucks@aol.com

16346.
words that rhyme with SPAM:
glam, tram, pram, cram, jam, ram, pam
nasty doesn't though

--SPAM SPAM SPAM eggs, bacon and SPAM, lflagg@lincolnschool.org

16347.
Its campaign is tax
reduction and better schools.
SPAM for president!

--Rachel R K

16348.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
eww eww eww eww eww eww eww
barf barf barf barf barf

--I HATE SPAM

16349.
What really is SPAM?
It's a code name for this guy.
Can't tell you who, though.

--Anonymous

16350.
I love Enrique!!!!
Who doesn't eat SPAM ever
Kisses are pig free

--Victoria

16351.
Why do you kill pigs
Just so people can not eat
Crap that is called SPAM?

--Anonymous

16352.
"What's for dinner, Ma?
Can we have some SPAM again?"
Says the baby pig.

--Rachel R K

16353.
The boars stare at the
sexy Latina pig. They
call her SPAMita.

--Rachel R K

16354.
Mr. Schweig loves to
eat SPAM. That's why he's kosher.
He makes us eat SPAM.

--Rachel R K

16355.
Pig sees can of SPAM
Contemplates meaning of life
Fate can be so cruel

--Jonathan Schweig

16356.
Who invented SPAM?
Pig intestines in a can.
Boy, that's creative.

--Rachel R K

16357.
the wondeful SPAM
can be fun for many things
i love to eat SPAM

--Anonymous

16358.
i remember you
the sliced slop-meat of childhood
you were my mother

--day farina

16359.
I learned something new.
Pig parts can be quite tasty.
Figure that one out.

--Jonathan Schweig

16360.
My god! It's so pink!
You can't eat something this pink!
I wince at the thought!

--Jonathan Schweig

16361.
a wise man's advice:
if the SPAM is not well sliced
you'd better flush twice

--day farina

16362.
SPAM on the surface
Sinking through my inner ear
Reforge my soul now

--Alex Rudnick

16363.
Nineteen thousand SPAM-
eating voters in Palm Beach?
This is not kosher.

--Milford Pigboy

16364.
The mystery and
awe: What is inside SPAM cans
and ballot boxes?

--Milford Pigboy

16365.
Torturous cube, canned
You are the refuse of meat
Food from depths of hell

--SPAMmy MAMmy, Thewriter@poetic.com

16366.
OH! Hormel, so cruel!
Little pigs died for your cube!
Now you murder Foul.

--SPAMmy MAMmy, Thewriter@poetic.com

16367.
OH! Blue can, smelly
nightmare in my hand, blue can
how you scare me so!

--SPAMmy MAMmy, Thewriter@poetic.com

16368.
Heart patient's nightmare
Enough salt to kill a horse
Slow death from Hormel

--SPAMmy MAMmy, Thewriter@poetic.com

16369.
Poor dead turkey, canned
Why not make some veggie SPAM
Pigs and foul unite!

--SPAMmy MAMmy, Thewriter@poetic.com

16370.
Feed ballot counters
nothing but SPAM until the
count is completed!

--Milford Pigboy

16371.
Foiled crime at market
Robber lays sprawled on the floor
Dented can nearby

--Dan Beeder

16372.
Oh glutinous mass!
I obey your whispered pleas
To be digested

--Dan Beeder

16373.
Backpacking heaven
Fry it over the campfire
Pork smell fills the woods

--Dan Beeder

16374.
A broken jawbone
Puree a canful; Look ma,
no mastication!

--Dan Beeder

16375.
History encased.
How many oinks were uttered
in this tiny can?

--Dan Beeder

16376.
Hormel explosion
One can thrown higher than all
First SPAM satellite

--Dan Beeder

16377.
You walked the earth once
Now, in the back of my fridge,
You will walk again

--Eliza Keller

16378.
So hungry I am
That I desire any ham
Even in a can

--Wendy, Dennis

16379.
Postmasticated
porcinitudicity:
Extravaganza!

--Wendy Dennis and Mark Yannone, Wendellden@aol.com & MJYannone@aol.com

16380.
9 am meeting.
Only five floaters showed up.
A soothing squealing.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16381.
Fid-eee card phone call:
mass confusion was normal.
SPAM mass less confused.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16382.
The One-Five-Five-Three
board has some components placed
like SPAM shotgun blast.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16383.
The blue can contents.
Repetitious excuses.
Pink "meat" and white noise.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16384.
The twirling key brings
heaven. This boring meeting
is a weekly hell.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16385.
I taste true SPAM here.
The Maytag repairman is
often busier.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16386.
Merciful quick slash.
Pigs have no concept of what
pain is all about.

--GravyMan, groovin'@the_boneyard.com

16387.
While Floridians
quibble about ballots, I
languidly chew SPAM.

--Fozzie

16388.
Who cares about the
US Prez? Not me, not while
there's SPAM on my plate.

--Fozzie

16389.
My ideal dream life
SPAM-o-rama, free play games
Many spoons involved

--The Great SPAMtiki, devilchik@hotmail.com

16390.
Why eat normal food?
SPAM will serve as a crash course
For what not to be.

--The Great SPAMtiki, go_eat_an_egg@pickle_squirters_united.com

16391.
two in the morning
trying to read all SPAM poems
finished six hundred

--nathan hart, njhart@bsu.edu

16392.
it's still two o'clock
should be writing a paper
still i read SPAM-ku

--nathan hart, njhart@bsu.edu

16393.
my entrails they scream
pink brick of pig-like fallout
now mutating me

--Team SPAM

16394.
The candidate who
can consume the most SPAM loaves
should be President.

--j nov

16395.
"SPAM" is to "pig" as
"chad" is to "Palm Beach punchcard."
Hollerith be praised!

--Milford Pigboy

16396.
Dimpled punchcards should
not be trusted; would YOU eat
from dimpled SPAM cans?

--Milford Pigboy

16397.
she crosses her legs
I can just see her pink thighs
SPAMish in their glow

--pattie capetola, pattycap11@aol.com

16398.
lonely and depressed
i open a can of SPAM
to watch it quiver

--pattie capetola, pattycap11@aol.com

16399.
a horrid faux-pas:
i serve cornbread and fried SPAM
but no mountain dew

--pattie capetola, pattycap11@aol.com

16400.
she let herself go
and her pink belly mimicked
merry waves of SPAM

--pattie capetola, pattycap11@aol.com