SPAM Haiku 18401-18500

Move backwards to Numbers 18301-18400.

18401.
SPAM enhanced by can
Like the head adornment of
The nun at my church

--Gregg, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18402.
Into the pinkness
We delve with nary a fear
SPAM time has arrived!

--Gregg, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18403.
forged from fire and the
cuber of the pink delights
SPAM shines in the can

--Gregg, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18404.
I eat pink lunch meat
My contention is until
I read the can, SPAM

--Gregg, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18405.
Shaped into a nice
Slimy chunk of luncheon meat
The SPAM is my friend

--Gregg, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18406.
Transcendentally
Like SPAM orgasmatronic
Devilishly pink

--Gregg, ggetherall@hotmail.com

18407.
What is that, so cold
and blue, on dusty pantry
shelf? Was it once pig?

--Milford Pigboy

18408.
One shudders to think
which gobbler leftovers go
into Turkey SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

18409.
I never did think
Ham, the meat with windows could
Be made more loathsome

--Scott Morris, morris_scottd@hotmail.com

18410.
Waste not, want for naught,
But do you want for the waste,
Of the butcher's floor?

--Scott Morris, morris_scottd@hotmail.com

18411.
is this what life means?
in the shape of the blue can
a mixed-up body

--randall imai, imai@imai-keller.com

18412.
Release my SPAM now
Or I may have to hurt you
Don't cry, SPAM, don't cry

--Wild T.

18413.
Cooked SPAM in Nitro
Farted at the starting line
New land speed record

--Wild T.

18414.
A quick SPAM breakfast
on Turkey Day because the
Quickie Mart is closed.

--teddy4321, teddy4321@erols.com

18415.
"I am your father"
A SPAM can as Darth Vader
Lucas's nightmare

--SPAM time-lord, evil-stan@stupid.com

18416.
Those Who Are Heroes
Rush headlong into the SPAM
Without any fear

--Wild T.

18417.
Those Who Are Heroes
Continue the search for SPAM
And never give up

--Wild T.

18418.
Those Who Are Heroes
Eat SPAM after SPAMM yet feel
No indigestion

--Wild T.

18419.
Holiday-induced
gluttony pains. SPAM is the
last thing on my mind.

--Milford Pigboy

18420.
Mindless Meat Purchase
Kiss each can and line them up
My SPAM dysfunction

--Wild T.

18421.
What is heaven like?
It's all the SPAM you can eat
No--wait, that was Hell

--Wild T.

18422.
Just me and my SPAM
Alone in a dark corner
Let me drink in peace

--Wild T.

18423.
Deforestation.
SPAM farts knock down 10 acres.
"The musical meat."

--Nervous Anne, buy-me-a-bagel.com

18424.
I need a workout.
Too much Thanksgiving turkey.
Glad it was not SPAM.

--Nervous Anne, buy-me-a-bagel.com

18425.
pink slimy waste-paste
SPAM like shrapnel hard to take
bullet down gullet

--Anonymous

18426.
I eat SPAM a day
It fills my gut up nicely
Then I crap it out

--Tracy anderson, trado@charter.net

18427.
do you eat much SPAM?
job offer not extended
answered that one wrong

--Tracy anderson, trado@charter.net

18428.
SPAM is not our friend
Send it to Afganistan
Makes us terrorists

--Trado, trado@charter.net

18429.
always understood
most think it is made from scraps
it is food for gods

--trado, trado@charter.net

18430.
Thin, glistening worms
Pink as the flesh they've eaten
The empty can rusts

--Jason Daines

18431.
No fear of falling
A carpet of SPAM beneath
Flesh will engulf flesh

--Jason Daines

18432.
SPAM in my gullet
Threatens to vacate from me
Weak stomach my bane

--John D. Knox (aka snausageboy), johnknox@hotmail.com

18433.
Slimy pseudo-flesh
Aborted clones and space ooze
Still, I purchase it

--John D. Knox (aka snausageboy), johnknox@hotmail.com

18434.
Sizzle and congeal
Crunch chew and swallow the meat
Will I die? Perhaps

--John D. Knox (aka snausageboy), johnknox@hotmail.com

18435.
My fork betrays me
My hand betrays me; lifts it
My mouth betrays me

--John D. Knox (aka snausageboy), johnknox@hotmail.com

18436.
Late at night it stirs
Grumbling first, the tension mounts
On toilet 'til morn...

--John D. Knox (aka snausageboy), johnknox@hotmail.com

18437.
missiles in the air
an astounding nuclear sky
radiated SPAM

--eddie w. herman

18438.
SPAM, I've never seen.
I've never taken part in
This great big pink blob.

--Dan, agentstinky@hotmail.com

18439.
Preserved piggy parts
in can with phlegm and mucous:
I'm hungry, let's eat!

--Milford Pigboy

18440.
cannibal cravings
primordial lizard brain
congealed--grey pink--ooze

--e.w.herman

18441.
Haiku about SPAM
Ridiculously stupid
I want to throw up

--Rachel Whitmore

18442.
Amid the chaos
gelatin and meat combine
to provide comfort.

--Anonymous

18443.
Vegetarian,
no culinary recourse
save for perhaps SPVEG?

--Anonymous

18444.
Glistening in goo
SPAM regally annointed
with slick afterbirth.

--Anonymous

18445.
set a SPAM can on
Windows XP CD-ROM
unholy mating

--Chuck Beard

18446.
animal shelter
next to the SPAM factory
I am uneasy

--Chuck Beard

18447.
have fun this summer
serve SPAM with an ice cream scoop
entertain your guests

--Chuck Beard

18448.
new email virus
badSPAM turns your system pink
if you download it

--Chuck Beard

18449.
Julius Caesar
Was brutally murdered with
Frozen SPAM daggers

--Michael J.

18450.
Grotesque pink laid out,
dripping fluid (and the stench!):
cadaver of meats.

--Zombie Grrl, wrcxoffair@aol.com

18451.
Nutritionists, kneel
Beware of the processed pig
Repent and accept

--Greg Menke, gregm-news@mindspring.com

18452.
We are of the stars
By our hands, we give you life
Yet you still our hearts

--Greg Menke, gregm-news@mindspring.com

18453.
Everywhere I go,
blue cans bloom--cubic flowers,
buy, consume, regret.

--Greg Menke, gregm-news@mindspring.com

18454.
Pink is your color,
and false is your flavor, yet,
I desire you so.

--Greg Menke, gregm-news@mindspring.com

18455.
SPAMBURGER topped with
melted Velveeta, mayo:
my taste buds quiver.

--Milford Pigboy

18456.
Tricorder scans can:
"Is it life, Spock?" "Yes, but not
quite as we know it."

--Ultraviolet Catastrophe

18457.
SPAM: the main reason
Why one person in eight's a
Vegetarian

--Ultraviolet Catastrophe

18458.
A nuclear mutant
Squats down and heeds Nature's call
In an oblong can...

--Ultraviolet Catastrophe

18459.
SPAM, you are yucky
What is with your molded shape
And weird smelly gel?

--Sarah McDonarld

18460.
I have a mullet
SPAM is perfect mullet food!
I love the 80s

--elreekie, elreekie@hotmail.com

18461.
December oh-four
Bytes, bits, and worm prevention
Spam saver attack!

--Dave L.

18462.
Baloney and I;
Unpopular byproducts
Of prosperity

--Anonymous

18463.
Dennis McDougall,
SPAMku's canny champ, is just
too fucking funny!

--Tom Lilly

18464.
Dee Em, a riddle:
what sounds do SPAM fed mimes make?
Ess Bee Dee (heh heh)

--Tom Lilly

18465.
A Whitman SPAMpler:
"SPAM and SPAM and SPAM, always
the procreant SPAM."

--Tom Lilly

18466.
Thank you, Dee Em. Hope
is unanbandoned. You are
my SPAMku Virgil.

--Tom Lilly

18467.
silences blasphemed
sanctuaries overrun
SPAM can on K2

--Anonymous

18468.
oh jiggly lunchmeat
your can brings tears to my eyes
you wiggle, I cry

--Nate Smith, thepeel@bananaman.com

18469.
OH BELOVED SPAM
I LOVE THEE LIKE NO OTHER
PINK CUBE MADE OF PORK

--Rambam3000

18470.
Cold SPAM on my plate
Next to greasy scrambled eggs
Poke you with my fork

--Rambam3000

18471.
I see you SPAM man,
Coming down the street. I will
not buy it today.

--Jodi, Beyer

18472.
Fire upon the SPAM.
Ashes of the other white
meat. What it is pork?

--Anonymous

18473.
SPAM, give me your love
I can not live without you
Never let me go

--Vimbuza, vimbuza@yahoo.com

18474.
Shaped SPAM like my ex.
The pink pig goddess of love.
Stalking in a can.

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

18475.
SPAM is a great soap.
Pop the lid and lather up...
You'll smell like Hormel.

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

18476.
Why isn't SPAM round?
The delectable ham log
Would roll off your plate

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

18477.
A large SPAM pizza
With anchovies on the side
Puts hair on your chest

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

18478.
The grease drips greatly
As the groundlings quarrel with
SPAM as their sonnet

--Michael Bennett

18479.
one sociopath
a SPAM sandwich and a beer
full speed and pagan

--e.w.herman

18480.
My doctor wants the
toxins out of my life--a
SPAM-free existence.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18481.
Choking tons of SPAM
Been drinking JD for days
It burns when I pee

--Ben Joplin, jackpenguin@hotmail.com

18482.
Teaching class, post lunch
Ritalin junkies swarming
While I scarf last SPAM

--scoop

18483.
Killed my family
I used a loaded shotgun
I eat SPAM, fuckface

--Anonymous

18484.
SPAM-a-rific days
ahead, just open the can.
It's gone! Oh, Jesus...

--scoop

18485.
I stinkdicked a can
Of SPAM because I'm insane
I will corpse you up

--Anonymous

18486.
Blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
SPAM makes me shit blood

--Ben Joplin, jackpenguin@hotmail.com

18487.
No crayon can smear
pink--in the glistening way
SPAM demands! Make Now!

--Scoop

18488.
Shall I compare SPAM
to a can of dog food? Square,
blue, contents the same.

--Milford Pigboy

18489.
I used to like SPAM
Until I read the label
Now it makes me puke

--Kim, anguskim@aol.com

18490.
SPAM cooked in a pan
Makes it not so slippery
It still tastes like crap

--Kim, anguskim@aol.com

18491.
Amiable pigs,
never bothered anyone,
end up in SPAM cans.

--Milford Pigboy

18492.
Mexico roadtrip
Hungover in Tijuana
The cure: SPAM-a-thon

--Hong Kong Bob, hkbob99@hotmail.com

18493.
I love SPAM a lot
Why can't you see its greatness
Hawaii loves SPAM

--Yukio, Revanel@hotmail.com

18494.
SPAM meat's oh so fine
It should be available
In every lunch line

--SPAMwyn (bronwyn), roxy_quiksilver0169@hotmail.com

18495.
Porcine excrement
flows into square ponds; just one
step in making SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

18496.
What's that on my shoe?
Is it SPAM? No, it's dog doots.
Whew, what a relief!

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18497.
Sadistic Master
Makes his submissive eat SPAM
Such heinous torture!

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18498.
For cost reduction
In this harsh economy
Serve Filet SPAMgnon

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18499.
SPAM in the blue can
The best SPAM is made by SPAM
It is nice with rice

--Yukio, Revanel@hotmail.com

18500.
SPAM, SPAM, what a scam
All it is, is man made ham
Sitting in a tin

--Brendan Noble, fuzzypotato13@hotmail.com