SPAM Haiku 18601-18700

Move backwards to Numbers 18501-18600.

18601.
transmogrified soul
your perversions fade away
some dust and SPAM grease

--E.W.Herman

18602.
saline and SPAM grease
bimbo with an attitude
don't look at my thong

--ewherman

18603.
You rubbery mass...
You jiggle more than I do
No need for SPAM Lite

--Brookie, xxblinkchikxx@hotmail.com

18604.
"What's for dinner, Mom?"
"A SPAMBURGER hamburger"
"I'll be at Jimmy's"

--Brookie, xxblinkchikxx@hotmail.com

18605.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
finger lick'n good

--Anonymous

18606.
zen in a tin can
it's the lunchmeat of the gods
i am one with SPAM

--Robby, bigrobstud@hotmail.com

18607.
If a SPAM was shaped
like a kind of animal
I could swallow it.

--Avdotia

18608.
Oh SPAM how I love
Your gorgeous hard packaging
But you taste like shit

--Jake, marbles234@hotmail.com

18609.
Oh why SPAM do you
Destroy continuously
My massive ego

--Jake, marbles234@hotmail.com

18610.
SPAM kid why is your
Forehead huge, is it 'cause of
Eating a balloon

--Anonymous

18611.
I've never tried your
meaty goodness before but
know you taste gorgeous.

--Hugo P

18612.
Looking into this
I have found there is much seen
About the pink meat

--Frank Crisp

18613.
SPAM in Hawaii
Used as sushi looks bad but
Hey! This shit is good!

--J.B. Hardwick

18614.
In Honolulu
Saw SPAM selling as sushi
Take my money please!

--J.B. Hardwick

18615.
In a plastic tray
ABC Store SPAM sushi
Hawaii tastes good!

--J.B. Hardwick

18616.
SPAM sushi trays three
Honolulu mini-mart
Gluttony again

--J.B. Hardwick

18617.
Even the raven
eyes the can skeptically
and says "Never more."

--Dan Furlong, dfurlong@dellmail.com

18618.
a truck-load of SPAM
cruise missiles have sealed the cave
Osama falls ill

--Jason Larson, larsonja@ohsu.edu

18619.
Oh the Blue can here.
The birth of every sinner.
It's SPAM for dinner.

--Bleu can Dude, Bleucollar@webtv.net

18620.
If your SPAM is it.
And if it is I and Thou.
Then you are me we.

--Ron Getter, rwg@fp.edu

18621.
Pig lagoon in the
middle of the valley; it
stinks to high heaven.

--Loudon Wainwright III

18622.
Close your window and
hold your nose, the smell you smell
well it ain't no rose.

--Loudon Wainwright III

18623.
Don't have to look, don't
have to see, you feel it in
your olfactory.

--Loudon Wainwright III

18624.
Jelly like pink ham
Slimy, yet so curious
Can't open the can

--Sara

18625.
Soft and succulent
Aroma beyond delight
cholesterol blast

--Anonymous

18626.
Blood and cookie dough
blended with pure love and care
SPAM at it's finest

--Casey Loper, MangoCL@msn.com

18627.
Keedra Farnan thieves
Layla Farnan thieves as well
All my SPAM is gone!

--Christopher A Carney

18628.
Lovely Speckled Ham
For that's what it truly means
Congeals in its tomb

--Richard Web, strangeglove@mad.scientist.com

18629.
Oh please tell me lies
Please tell me sweet little lies
Pink euphoria

--Christopher A Carney

18630.
Apocalypse now!
What beyond the nuclear mist
Cockroaches and SPAM

--Christopher A Carney

18631.
Eat eat eat eat eat
Eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
Eat eat but not SPAM

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@Bushinternet.com

18632.
You may talk the talk
You may even walk the walk
Try eating the SPAM...

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@bushinternet.com

18633.
In the beginnig
There was only nothingness
God made man from SPAM

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@bushinternet.com

18634.
Politically
Homosexuality
SPAM is gay man's beef

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@bushinternet.com

18635.
The truth that dare not
speak its name: A retirement
home for all old fat.

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@bushinternet.com

18636.
To Los Angeles
To stay came one Pierre Ponty
SPAM-Sex El Monte!

--Camila Louisiana

18637.
Tofu World collides
with SPAMalaxy; explodes:
Gamma rays observed.

--Su, sfc@bluemarble.net

18638.
Vegan's secret whim
results in SPAMtaneous
human combustion.

--Su, sfc@bluemarble.net

18639.
Don't ask of me why
the pink ham imposter looms
rest vomiting child.

--Nate VanAllen, sonsofthesoil@hotmail.com

18640.
"I'll huff and I'll puff
and I'll blow your blue can down."
The contents just laughted.

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@bushinternet.com

18641.
pity poor wino
who must eat SPAM, day by day
now his friends shun him

--Bleu Can Dude, Bleucollar@webtv.net

18642.
SPAM, a moist warm cube
flowing from my anal tube
no need for Ex Lax

--Bleu Can Dude, Bleucollar@webtv.net

18643.
Of jiggling notions,
we call him the president.
God please help us all.

--JB, SPAMman@somewhereovertherainbow.com

18644.
Slices of pink goo,
the disgusting aroma.
Spreadable on bread.

--JB, SPAMman@somewhereovertherainbow.com

18645.
Don't use SPAM condoms!
Unreliable at best;
Awful idea.

--Col. Kurtz, kmoore@turningpnt.org

18646.
BIG PERFECT SQUARE PIE
TREMENDOUS PLEASURE FOR ME
WAS THIS ONCE MY PET

--damian, damianterrell@cs.com

18647.
I fidget in bed
Mom burns my friend SPAM to death
I silently weep

--Damian, damianterrell@cs.com

18648.
I jostle my hog
I sell mattresses all day
I jostle my SPAM

--Damian, damianterrell@cs.com

18649.
prostitutes are like
sweet cans of SPAM on friday
you just go for it

--Damian, damianterrrell@cs.com

18650.
Slick slimy meat stuff
Mysteriously tasty
Sliding down my throat

--Bryrenn

18651.
A rose is a rose
by any other name, smells
just as sweet....pig paste.

--Christopher A Carney, Chilean@bushinternet.com

18652.
foul and wretched wind
that doth blow forth from thy hind
swine and swill doth part

--ew herman

18653.
When we at last dine
Why must evil always win
SPAM for me and you

--Steve Schwartz

18654.
Jerry Springer's curse
Double wide tornado bait
SPAM can in the wind

--e.w herman

18655.
SPAM sandwich tastes good
Though I mean no disrepect
To the slice of bread

--ms10z

18656.
SPAM oxymoron:
Department of Quality
Control at Hormel.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

18657.
What have I just done
The empty can laughs at me
Says, see you next meal

--ms10z

18658.
Stinky pinky pork
Jiggly wiggly piggly goo
Smelly jelly hog

--ms10z

18659.
It makes too much noise
When you regurgitate SPAM
So please, keep it down

--ms10z

18660.
If pigs ruled the world
And fed us nothing but SPAM
That's Porky's Revenge

--ms10z

18661.
After eating SPAM
I feel like a dying pig
I go to the can

--ms10z

18662.
Blue can, Blue can, Blue
Who would eat piggy goo stew?
You man, You man, You?

--ms10z

18663.
Piggy folks lose sons
Who leave to fight the blue can
Bring our piggy-back

--ms10z

18664.
can of SPAM in can
I can can SPAM I can, man
In SPAM can I can

--Steve Schwartz, seschwartz@mail.com

18665.
can opens slow jel-
ly gobs lick at my nose can
opener brings cat

--Jack Leach, puckboy4@teleport.com

18666.
SPAM drippings at large
On a plate of glass horror
Ah, the end is nigh

--Eric Fox, sephirfox@yahoo.com

18667.
SPAM in my throat, stuck
Death comes softly, sweetly, quick
Pink bliss, nevermore

--Steve Schwartz, seschwartz@mail.com

18668.
I have been betrayed!!
raw SPAM sticks in my gullet
Go and fry in hell

--Angus Murray

18669.
Pink and inviting
You nestle, slick in your cave
It's too rich for me

--Anonymous

18670.
Fried SPAM is magic
crispy all around the edge
I love it, love it.

--Anonymous

18671.
Sometimes I dream SPAM
Sometimes I do not dream SPAM
Life is so simple

--Anonymous

18672.
when I extract you
pink and shining from your box
you snort like a pig

--Anonymous

18673.
Submit another?
I have no time to write more
Useless SPAM-ku lines

--Anonymous

18674.
Writing a SPAM-ku
Is easy if you become
As one with the SPAM

--Anonymous

18675.
Nectar of the gods?
Ambrosia long distilled?
SPAM??? You must be mad.

--Anonymous

18676.
When I crave some SPAM
Oh! I cannot think too hard
I have SPAM for brains!

--Anonymous

18677.
Inside blue steel can,
Jolly pink glistening cube,
Swims in murky gel.

--John Eisinger, johneisinger@earthlink.net

18678.
Unlimited SPAM
A pain no one understands
One fart and it's gone

--Wild T.

18679.
The tears in my eyes
A combination of SPAM
And my sore colon

--Wild T.

18680.
My father cries out
"Who has been eating my SPAM"
The kid with the cramps

--Wild T.

18681.
Great idea that
Seems to never have caught on
SPAM flavored panties

--Wild T.

18682.
Invalid SPAM-ku
Line two has too many syll
A bull's Aye my friend

--Anonymous

18683.
SPAM suprises me
Do I suprise SPAM? Who knows?
Inscrutable SPAM

--Anonymous

18684.
So--SPAM for breakfast
I'm receiving you dummy
I need some pink meat

--Anonymous

18685.
Serve SPAM for breakfast
And lunch and tea and supper
Pink meat--a real treat!

--A nonny mouse

18686.
Some Pig Ate My SPAM
Doubly self-referential
No SPASM of conscience!

--Angus Murray

18687.
Don't they spell lamb LAMB?
So why don't they spell SPAM SPAMB?
It's a conundrumb

--Angus murray

18688.
A word of advice
Get a slice of the action!
You like hot pink meat?

--Someone else

18689.
SPAMmabis substance
(which I never did inhale--
the smell made me sick)

--Angus murray

18690.
Kuru and SPAM-ku
Are both mental diseases
Comes from eating brains

--Angus Murray

18691.
SPAM, my life!!! My love!!!!!
(Better to have lived and loved
a meat substitute)

--Angus Murray

18692.
Addictive SPAM-ku
waste my time and energy
But I will return!

--Arnold Schwartzenegger

18693.
SPAM's had a bad press
Dense, foul smelling and bitter?
Reporters I think!

--Angus murray

18694.
One last for the road
SPAM, dried and sliced thinly, gives
Jack Daniels a boost.

--Angus murray

18695.
SPAM is dangerous
If it gets into your brain
You start to eat it!

--Angus murray

18696.
SPAM-ku, SPAM-ku, SPAM
SPAM-ku. SPAM-ku, SPAM-ku, SPAM
I can do...........SPAM-ku!

--Angus murray

18697.
Rosy sludge and gel
You're the luncheon meat from hell
(last line rhymes as well)

--Angus murray

18698.
Nobody expects
The SPAMmish inquisition
Talk or eat some SPAM!

--Angus murray

18699.
Submit a SPAM-ku
To the archive and become
A fat fantasist

--A nonny mouse

18700.
palindromic meat
I need maps to find my SPAM
the road to pukeville

--Rich Cooper, mrcooper@optonline.net