SPAM Haiku 19001-19100

Move backwards to Numbers 18901-19000.

19001.
gaze of a mantis
cold radioactive SPAM
white bones on granite

--E.W.Herman

19002.
You don't look so good.
I just think I'm gonna barf!
I had SPAM for lunch!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19003.
Had SPAM for dinner.
No time for regret now. I
projectile vomit.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19004.
Oh Mother please help!
I need a barf bag but quick!
SPAM makes me so sick!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19005.
SPAM is used for ill
in a vomitorium.
Nothing works better!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19006.
Oh God!--the pink chunks!
SPAM sick, molten and rising.
I lean and sick up.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19007.
I thought I'd escaped,
But this awful SPAMku keeps
Sucking me back in!

--Col. Kurtz, kmoore@turningpnt.org

19008.
Barf in the toilet
to empty out my stomach.
SPAM must leave somehow.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19009.
SPAM-up on the floor.
Couldn't find the bathroom door.
Sure, I'll have some more.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19010.
Oh God the horror!
SPAM hard and pink of color.
Grease puke like butter.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19011.
Literary SPAM--
Ravens crying nevermore.
I turn and throw up.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19012.
Eating SPAM's not hard.
Keeping it down is the trick.
Stomach heaves, Oh Shit!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19013.
One ingesting SPAM.
SPAM flows from me like water.
A warm pink river.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19014.
You thought you could win.
You magnificent bastard,
SPAM I read your book!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19015.
It's not the pink part
of SPAM that kills, it's the white.
Man's keepin us down!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19016.
Oh, that Sam-I-am,
how much further he could go
with green eggs and SPAM.

--SPAMthropologist

19017.
Each meat cube bathed in
SPAMicidal lubricant;
prevents pig-people.

--SPAMthropologist

19018.
Ate SPAM for dinner.
Puked on Japan's President.
Very big mistake.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19019.
Did you eat my SPAM!?
Hey, the can was in there man.
It's free game now Dan.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19020.
Electric SPAM can.
Harness sick SPAM energy . . .
Power the whole world.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19021.
The Devil has called.
Inventors of SPAM unite!
The Dark Lord wants you.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19022.
SPAM's not from Heaven,
it issues nothing so vile.
No, it is from Hell.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19023.
Revolting wretched
repulsive evil salt-food!
I will NOT eat you!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19024.
Methane gas coming
out of my ass smells kind of
like new cans of SPAM.

--Shadowpig14

19025.
Oh, so wild and free
Traveling across the land
With beauty and grace

--Jessica Appel, siamese_kitten@hotmail.com

19026.
The sea gave us SPAM?
The boat takes me far away
and I give it back.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19027.
See my love retching.
Yes, she's a beauty indeed.
Heaves as SPAM shakes her.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19028.
oh incandescent
can glowering on the shelf:--
SPAMbrosia; SPAM!

--kenne, me---@onebox.com

19029.
Warhol worshipped you
Fake American icon
Better left in tin

--Ben Davis

19030.
This molten ham Hell.
The pitch and sway of small boats.
SPAM ever rising.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19031.
His breath fogs from cold.
Small boy wrapped in a red shawl.
I see SPAM-people.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19032.
SPAM. Ham. Pork on high!
I feign complete disint'rest.
My life is a lie!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19033.
SPAM comes in a can.
But you could just as simply
scraped it from your shoe.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19034.
Hey, should I eat this?
I said it's not for eating.
It's SPAM for christsakes!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19035.
My Jewish student
Jake Schiffmiller would eat SPAM
but God would kill him.

--Carmack's 6th period, necrothorn1@hotmail.com

19036.
Corpulent children,
Hormel corporate Easter,
Finding hidden SPAM.

--Robert Shelton, possumrex@yahoo.com

19037.
A sharp bamboo whack,
Zen master's admonishment:
"Empty SPAM from mind!"

--Robert Shelton, possumrex@yahoo.com

19038.
Instructions: Take SPAM
Grill ten hours until well cooked
Throw off high building

--Angus Murray

19039.
SPAM insecticide:
Liquidize SPAM, spray on bugs
Kills them instantly

--Angus murray

19040.
Get eternal youth
From just thirteen cans of SPAM?
I'd much rather die

--Angus murray

19041.
I could have told yoooooou......
SPAM was never meant for one
as ugly as you.

--Don Maclean

19042.
I could have told yoooooou......
SPAM was never meant for one
(Really meant for two)

--Don Maclean

19043.
I could have told yoooooou......
This world was never meant for
eating SPAM; it's truuuuuue.

--Don Maclean

19044.
I could have told yoooooou......
This world was never meant for
Vincent, SPAM, or You.

--Don Maclean

19045.
Worried about SPAM?
Lie awake at night thinking?
Get a life Sunshine!

--Angus murray

19046.
In lab'ratories
SPAM induces vomiting
in most animals.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19047.
New ploy for Not-Meat
trying to market vegans:
SPAMikopita!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19048.
Pink SPAM, ham delight!
Gorge on you in the dark night.
Don't turn on the light!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19049.
Great SPAM casserole!
I pray at your sweet altar.
Take me to Heaven!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19050.
Mom thinks SPAM's so great,
offered stupid dog a bite,
poor thing puked all night!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19051.
My friend Rob brings SPAM.
What kind of meat comes in cans?
Don't come back here man!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19052.
Do not feed your cat
And eat SPAM at the same time--
You might mix them up.

--Helene, armagedon57@yahoo.com

19053.
How the New Agers
Do recall with wistfulness
Fall of SPAMlantis

--..................SwampMaws

19054.
Seen it in the news:
Horror crematorium
They don't dare burn SPAM

--............................................................SwampMaws

19055.
Thumps against my chest
Pink bloody head emerges:
Screaming SPAM with teeth

--..............................................................SwampMaws

19056.
Strange pink meat melange.
Go just try not to throw up.
SPAM and Satan meld.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19057.
SPAM comes from a can.
It was put there by a man
in a factory.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19058.
Ethel Merman's sick--
Everything's coming up SPAM!
She ate it for lunch.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19059.
My friend Rob brings SPAM.
What kind of shit is this man!?
Meat from a blue can!?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19060.
Large-breasted women
Rub SPAM all over my body.
SPAM utopia.

--Shadowpig14

19061.
Cockroaches could sur-
vive a nuclear holocaust,
but not without SPAM!

--Shadowpig14

19062.
"Let's make love tonight."
"Wait dear, we forgot something."
"SPAM lubrication!"

--Shadowpig14

19063.
Let's share with the world
Our discovery. Even
Roaches hate SPAM. Wow!

--Shadowpig14

19064.
I've never tried SPAM
I probably never will
SPAM scares me a lot

--Frandito-bandito-gordito-borito Gonzalaz

19065.
The SPAM goes in. The
SPAM goes out. Into my mouth
and then right back out! Blech!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19066.
Tommy bites the dust.
After the fatal poison.
The SPAM's strong today.

--Shadowpig14

19067.
bambi on the run
a loan shark bustin' a knee
cold beer and some SPAM

--e.w,herman (a.k.a.- capt.carve)

19068.
cold science project
just another wake and bake
bong coughs and green SPAM

--E.W.Herman (:~:)

19069.
My master asks me
"Do you know a SPAM koan?"
I reply "It's me"

--James Gillespie

19070.
Carboniferous
oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink
Agglutinated

--Hog Possum

19071.
Do pigs dream of death?
Do they see a fate of can?
I see them and die.

--James Gillespie

19072.
SPAM and smoke drifting
red canyons and deep shadows
rain dogs' on the wind

--E.W..Herman( a.k.a. air pee wee )

19073.
Pleading with Andy,
"Give me back my one bullet."
"No, Barney, use SPAM."

--......you

19074.
Parts gelatinous
anonymous in the tin.
Floss cannot help me.

--Stewart G. J. Clayton

19075.
Gaping maw admits
small mutilated meatlets.
Rejection ensues.

--Stewart G. J. Clayton

19076.
The menacing can
quiet on the grocer's shelf
a Claymore of queeze.

--Stewart G. J. Clayton

19077.
SPAM stunning blue can
charm congeniality
miss universe crowned

--Gil Atinous

19078.
Such jubilation
Miss Universe stupendous
Caviar and SPAM

--Serving Size: 2 oz.

19079.
Pink a-glistening;
Pin a-listening sow's ear?
Or silken tofu?

--Philip Hardebeck, philip_hardebeck@yahoo.com

19080.
Mommy I'm afraid.
There's SPAM in the hall closet.
Make it go away.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19081.
Here I lay with SPAM,
Tightly grasping the blue can.
I don't need no man!

--Bernadette & Agusta

19082.
SPAM is a fiction.
Ravings of a fevered mind.
It just can't be real.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19083.
I told you not to.
The SPAM is barely eaten.
Sorry for your shoe.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19084.
Jeff's a professor,
studies the meaning of SPAM-
forming of a can.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19085.
I open the tin
Dinner for two? Not likely
Pink morsels of slime

--Tobias Davis, tspkd@hotmail.com

19086.
To poets whose muse
is how SPAMku wastes your time:
at least don't waste mine.

--Tom Lilly

19087.
To poets whose muse
is SPAM's kinship with vomit:
fly my sight, foul swine.

--Tom Lilly

19088.
To poets whose muse
is "ooh, it's so gross," or such:
what a wasted line.

--Tom Lilly

19089.
To poets whose muse
is that gaunt bitch bin Laden:
join him in the mine.

--Tom Lilly

19090.
To poets whose muse
is sex with the nasty meat:
whores on 10th and Vine.

--Tom Lilly

19091.
To poets whose muse
is the metaphoric can:
you are fetid brine.

--Tom Lilly

19092.
To poets whose muse is
"my cat" this or "my dog" that:
cud your feed, bovine.

--Tom Lilly

19093.
To all, whose SPAMku
taste as all bad SPAMku taste:
leave it in the can.

--Tom Lilly

19094.
Figure skater lands
triple lutz; adoring crowd
throws SPAM cans to ice.

--Milford Pigboy

19095.
Godzilla ate SPAM
And just look where it got him!
Hated everywhere!

--Angus murray

19096.
Russian bread shortage!
US kindly offers SPAM
Russkis launch missiles

--Angus Murray

19097.
When I'm offered SPAM
My stomach knots up with fear
Wonderful! I lie

--Angus Murray

19098.
Don't write SPAM-ku verse
Work instead and earn money
You'll be better off!

--Angus Murray

19099.
Message from Putin
Eat more SPAM fellow Russians!
Population dives

--Angus Murray

19100.
Ew, SPAM, it's nasty.
It wiggles like a fat man.
On a kid's see-saw.

--J-Dog