9701.
JESUS DIED FOR ME
HE COULD HAVE JUST EATEN MY
SHARE OF SPAM INSTEAD
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9702.
CHRIST WAS TEMPTED THUS
"GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN....
AND PASS ME THE SPAM"
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9703.
WHEN I SAY OUT LOUD
"PLEASE PASS THE SPAM"....IS REQUEST
TO COLON, NOT GUEST.
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9704.
IS SPHINCTER PINKER
AFTER SPAM DIGESTS OR MORE
BROWN.....THAT'S THE QUESTION......
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9705.
MEAT SPECKS STUCK TO WALLS
TO BALLS AND LIMBER MEMBER
WAS SPAM DREAM GIRL REAL
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9706.
IN SHAME I SIT AND
REFLECT UPON THESE WRITINGS
GOTTA GET A LIFE
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9707.
PATHETIC SPAM FREAK
OF PUTRID PIG PASTE I REEK
MUST STOP THIS.....NEXT WEEK
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9708.
POOR OLD LIBBY DOLE
LICKING SPAM FROM BOB'S STOUT POLE
SHE'S GOT FARMLAND SOUL
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9709.
COME HILLARY NOW
MONICA ATE IT....YOU CAN
SWALLOW THIS TALE WHOLE
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9710.
IF RUSH WERE TO FUCK
A CAN OF SPAM, WOULD SPAWN'S NAME
BE HORMEL GINGRICH?
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9711.
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
DROPS TURDS LIKE MOUSE 'TIL SPAM EATS
AND THEN NEWTLEAR BOMBS
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9712.
I SAT AND SHAT AND
THEN THOUGHT OF NIXON....SO GLAD
HE, LIKE SPAM LONG DEAD
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9713.
SAD...NO PORKLETS I
SO WILLING..I.Q. SO HIGH
BUT SPAM COUNT TOO LOW
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9714.
SPURT OH MIGHTY CHUNKS,
FROM ANUS SO STRONG AND YOUNG
SPAM TURNS QUICK TO DUNG
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9715.
SPATTERETH YE WALLS
OF THE PORCELAIN GRAVEYARD WITH
SALVOS OF HOT SPAM
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9716.
I KNEW IT WAS WRONG
I HAD FRAGGED CAPTAIN HORMEL.....
DOWN IN VIET SPAM
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9717.
THE VIET SPAMESE
WOULD NEVER FIGHT THEIR OWN WAR
NO PORK CUBES FOR THEM
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9718.
WHY ARE LAWYERS LIKE
SPAM....REPULSIVE, PINK, SLIMY
AND SO FUCKING SQUARE?
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9719.
IF GOD IS DEAD THEN
WHO IN HELL IS SHAVING RATS
THEREFORE MAKING SPAM
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9720.
I WILL SURRENDER
MY WILL, MY SOUL, MY POOP HOLE
TO GLORIOUS SPAM
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9721.
MALE CHAUVINST PIG....
MY ASS! I CAN REPLACE YOU
WITH HANDFUL OF SPAM
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9722.
GET YOU A JOB BOB
STOP SMEARING GOB AFTER GOB
OF SPAM ON YOUR KNOB
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9723.
MY MIND IS REELING
BEREFT OF FEELING....HAVING
A SPAMOUS BREAKDOWN
--Pressedham Don`tknap, PIGMALEON@SQUAT.COM
9724.
Every day and night
I love my green eggs and SPAM
My bowels can't wait
--Anonymous
9725.
SPAM you holy thing
The potted meat food of kings
You make my tongue sing
--SPAMMAN
9726.
Yummy yet I brood:
Who did die to make this food?
No man knows, or asks...
--Anonymous
9727.
Viagra? No way!
Oysters and SPAM. Now, that's an
Aphrodisiac!
--Junkyard God
9728.
Is that so? Can't mix
Nitrites, Viagra? No more
Romantic dinners.
--Junkyard God
9729.
Watching my plate of
warm SPAM cool. Savor delayed
Gratification.
--Junkyard God
9730.
I ate Madonna's
left over SPAM. I'll never
brush my teeth again.
--Junkyard God
9731.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Open cans near the campsite,
Keep the bears away.
--Junkyard God
9732.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Put the jelly on your nose.
SPF 15.
--Junkyard God
9733.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Bait the hook. Eat the fish that
Float to the surface.
--Junkyard God
9734.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Put it in your boots. It will
Help prevent blisters.
--Junkyard God
9735.
Roughing it with SPAM.
I keep some in the tent on
Cold and lonely nights.
--Junkyard God
9736.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Take it into the desert.
You won't need salt pills.
--Junkyard God
9737.
Roughing it with SPAM.
To stay dry in the rain just
Smear some on the tent.
--Junkyard God
9738.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Put a string in it and light.
An eternal flame.
--Junkyard God
9739.
Roughing it with SPAM.
Pack it in. Pack it out. Save
the environment.
--Junkyard God
9740.
I seek thee, dear SPAM
Opening the temple can
I am born again
--scott van dyke
9741.
The other white meat?
This is a sham! Be unique
The pink meat is SPAM
--scott van dyke
9742.
SPAM slices on plate
Like a soft lotus flower
Balance is attained
--scott van dyke
9743.
St. SPAM of the Web...
Bless this stuff before we eat,
Ipecac chaser.
--Ipecacuanha, Dr.K@gone.gone
9744.
Words have no power.
Religion meaningless, void.
SPAM is what IT is.
-- ex-Rev. Dover S. Powder, OurLadyofSpam@last./
9745.
Poor Phil Hartman's wife.
Was reduced to eating SPAM.
Brynn and bear it? NOT!
--Saturday Night Dead, Lastcall@all
9746.
Embarrassed when I
Opened Pandora's box wide....
Echoes of sweet SPAM.
--Padora Beenaround, Spamvalley@dalley
9747.
Roughing it with SPAM
Boy Scouts bring Pepto Bismol
Motto: Be Prepared
--Junkyard God
9748.
Put SPAM in the thong
of a cute tittie dancer.
Showed me a good time.
--Junkyard God
9749.
Oh God! Don't buy that!
That shit is gross. How 'bout steak?
SPAM weeps jelly tears.
--Junkyard God
9750.
$$$ Earn Cash on the Web $$$
$$$ sleazo@ripoff.com $$$
Gives SPAM a bad name
--Junkyard God
9751.
Greasy slice of SPAM
Clogging up my arteries
Angioplasty
--Kathie Reyer, kathie@tcid.com
9752.
Late night passions call.
Porno tape, a bite to eat.
Soft blue light, pink flesh.
--Junkyard God
9753.
Took a bath last night.
Out of soap, so I used SPAM.
Greasy bubbles. Fun.
--Junkyard God
9754.
My girlfriend asked how
I discovered SPAM haiku.
The Wall Street Journal.
--Junkyard God
9755.
Will the stock market
or the SPAM haiku archive
reach ten thousand first?
--Junkyard God
9756.
"Fsssk" sighs the grey tin.
Putrid scent--dog, children flee.
"Pops! Your SPAM's ready."
--Jeff Fowler, jeff-melanie@mindspring.com
9757.
Seeping grease where cut,
A rubbery sponge of fat
Whose batter won't stick
--Jeff Fowler, jeff-melanie@mindspring.com
9758.
Yuck! What's in this crap?
Scoop it out and throw away.
Watch the silent scream.
--Junkyard God
9759.
my first taste of SPAM
the sun rises over land
joyfully I live
--scott van dyke
9760.
Pink globules of fat
Seep into my consciousness
Repulsed, once again
--Kathie Reyer, kathie@tcid.com
9761.
Death by Spamicide.
Read the coroner's report.
Vince Fostered Hormel.
--Spam Daemon, Noone@nowhere.com
9762.
Good Morning Viet Spam!
We're surrounded by you now.
We live in New York.
--Spam Addict Man, Anonymou$
9763.
i am spam and i
am lost in spam without me
megottagonow
--billy "left-hand" spam
9764.
Salty flesh of pig
Flaccid three-inch planks quiver
Twixt thumb and finger
--Robin McDonald, immickey@aol.com
9765.
Beanie Baby art.
Little Spurds carved out of SPAM.
Afterbirth et al.
--Flatulina Flatus, Phrrrt@once.not
9766.
Oh, the pain of them.
Spamgleberries, wretched things.
Found in my bloomers.
--Flatulina Flatus, Phrrrt@once.not
9767.
Spamgleberries dropped
To the carpet from crotch height.
Smart pills for the kids.
--Flatulina's Friend, Phrrrt@once.not
9768.
Spamgleberries found
In the bath tub clog the drains.
Better them ... than me.
--Flatulina's Fiance, Phrrrt@once.not
9769.
Last night I dreamed this:
That I was swimming in spam.
Waiting to download.
--ShadowZen, gypsyjoe@usit.net
9770.
spam sits on my shelf
i wish i was spam myself
or a little elf
--HBA gorseinon
9771.
i wonder what's in
the meat with a funny tin
put it in the bin
--HBA gorseinon college (emma)
9772.
I'm not in the squad
I'm going to kill Glenn Hodd
By feeding him SPAM
--Gazza
9773.
Why do people eat
Bunny meat from bunny feet?
Beware the blue can
--Andrew Sbanotto, antifred@yahoo.com
9774.
Children! Listen, please.
The meat that you know as SPAM,
Shall be feared by all.
--Andrew Sbanotto, antifred@yahoo.com
9775.
SPAM in French is SPAM.
Internationally gross
In any language.
--Spam Eggs Sausage and Spam, ristont@opentext.ca
9776.
SPAM, SPAM! Oh, pink SPAM!!
Beautiful, generic ham
delicious!
--beautiful Eb
9777.
'Round the glowing fire
chanting again and again:
SPAM, Lucifer, life!
--midlife crisis, debbyb@email.msn.com
9778.
He: "Will work for food."
Me: Slowed down and offered SPAM.
He: Reached for a gun.
--midlife crisis, debbyb@email.msn.com
9779.
Sow at grocery store
while on SPAM aisle hides pig's eyes.
"One day, little one ..."
--midlife crisis, debbyb@email.msn.com
9780.
One-armed man on lam
stops to eat a can of SPAM
Now they got him. Damn!!
--midlife crisis, debbyb@email.msn.com
9781.
Clinton's here Boston!
Hide the children you hold dear.
And that's not just SPAM.
--Mumbles Did It, Nothanks.2u
9782.
Ahhhhh! Great SPAMBURGER.
Was it good for you Honey?
A cigarette please.....
--Canned Eat, canned@nonet
9783.
SPAM deliverance.
I'll squeal like a pig for SPAM.
What a ham I am.
--Spammy Pammy, Pammy@live.net
9784.
Hey, diddle, diddle,
And the cat didn't fiddle.
He OD'd on SPAM.
--Eleventieth life, DeadMorris.iam
9785.
the little blue can
a health crisis is inside
send the thing away
--boycotter of spam
9786.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM-MITY SPAM-MITY SPAM
By heck you're gorgeous
--Spam meister
9787.
Haiku is my game
SPAM is Hormel's endless shame
Hit submit too soon
--Cloudy
9788.
Carry resentment
Past childhood SPAM memories
Choke down pink terror
--Cloudy
9789.
Brandy, I'm a schmuck.
Spammed you one too many times.
Enlightenment bites!
--Brand(y's) X, AnOnYmOuS
9790.
Brandy was dandy.
My meat and my booze is gone.
In one fell swoop.... Spammed!
--Iben Spammed, meatloaf4me@last
9791.
Research shows it's true:
In households where SPAM is served...
Hairballs are quite rare.
--Asphyxianado, John@headnet
9792.
Jared Stamm erred .... when
When he er, .... THOUGHT.... about SPAM.
Strangely enlightened.
--SPAMkuku, needle in a haystack
9793.
Splat! Right on my head.
SPAMkuku nested I sat.
Juan flew over me.
--SPAMkuku, seepybones.oya
9794.
Hello SPAMku friends,
Good to see you all brain-locked.
Pig got your fingers?
--Pueco Pete, Pete@resnet.com
9795.
I was raised on SPAM.
Drank it out of the bottle.
Parents ate the meat.
--Gonzo, I get enough thanks.
9796.
Over the counter,
Sold without a prescription.
Not the antidote.
--MoUpchuck4urBuck, Anoonymously Yours
9797.
South Asian war looms
Line the border with SPAM chunks
Neither side will cross
--Bob Greiner, greinerb@earthlink.net
9798.
Patton drives soldiers
By withholding the real meat
"Old Blood, Guts 'n' SPAM"
--Anonymous
9799.
Sheen in deep jungle
Finds Brando has SPAM stockpile
"The horror..." fade out
--Anonymous
9800.
SPAM comes from a can
It was put there by a man
Why did he do it?
--Anonymous