268.
Try new SPAM carving
All you need's a plastic knife
I can carve a pig
630.
Salvador Dali
Paints soft, drooping cans of pork:
"Persistence of SPAM."
641.
winner of the prize
she proudly displays her art
a sculpture from SPAM
662.
I went to Costco.
Six-packs of SPAM on display.
Life imitates art.
718.
M. C. Escher's SPAM:
Pig-snout stairs run in circles.
Ever-rising pork.
751.
In postwar Europe
Magritte painted a blue can.
Ce n'est pas un SPAM!
788.
Warhol follows soup
cans with SPAM cans. Irate mobs
torch the gallery.
789.
Picasso, Duchamp,
and Kandinsky loved SPAM. Square
meat: cubist's delight.
956.
SPAM as an art form:
Great, but sadly lacking in
Aging resistance.
983.
Laminated SPAM
Encased in plastic layers
Hang it on your wall
1073.
Jackson Pollock drips
SPAM grease on canvas, creates
"Number Twenty (Pink)."
1608.
claude monet painted
many pictures of spam, but
then ran out of pink.
1755.
To imagine SPAM
As anything but homely
Would be an art-crime.
1837.
Monumental SPAMs
Brood, Picasso-like, aloof;
Defy ingestion.
1945.
Spray walls with SPAM mulch,
Peanut butter, and squid ink
Spots. "Kandinsky lives!"
1987.
Take a lump of SPAM.
Knead into pink figurine.
Cool companion.
2087.
Picasso applies
SPAM to a canvas. Where's the
nose, the ears, they ask?
2116.
NEA uproar.
Novel orifice for SPAM
shown by Mapplethorpe.
2117.
Young, poor Picasso
stares at can from last SPAM meal.
Starts blue period.
2184.
Creative lunchmeat,
Molded by demented chef:
SPAM weasel sculpture.
2202.
SPAM maquette of "Kiss"
Gobbled by starving artist.
Rodin..."c'est la vie!"
2345.
Mona Lisa smiled
'cause she convinced daVinci
to not invent SPAM.
2346.
Munch serves his guest SPAM.
The next day he paints "The Scream."
Mere coincidence?
2606.
Renaissance pork art's
Masterpiece in greasy pink:
"SPAM On the Half-Shell"
2715.
Here's one for Christo:
Surround small islands with SPAM
Wide pink porcine rings
2798.
Kitchen gallery:
An original Hormel!
Not breakfast; pure art.
2896.
On lush black velvet,
an instant art world classic:
Four Dogs Eating SPAM.
3093.
Newly discovered
Mapplethorpe shows SPAM in a
compromising pose.
3601.
Mapplethorpe photo
shows SPAM, in a leisure suit,
doing...God knows what.
3632.
SPAM carving is here!
Hormel has found the best way
to get rid of SPAM!
3707.
Michaelangelo,
Leonardo Da Vinci,
George Henry Hormel.
3794.
SPAM, eternal SPAM.
"Food," nitrates, disturbing Muse.
Scientific art.
3911.
melting watch, fish, SPAM
a surrealist haiku...
did Dali eat SPAM?
3912.
if Marcel Duchamp
had exhibited SPAM: a
Dadaist concept...
3913.
Andy Warhol sits
filming can for fifteen hours:
"Chelsea Girls eat SPAM"
3914.
a Damien Hirst
classic--"tin of SPAM in tank
of formaldehyde"
3932.
Poke some holes in a
loaf. Voila! A Henry Moore
sculpture done in SPAM.
4003.
Henry Moore sculpture?
With SPAM, "Dinty Moore sculpture"
makes a bit more sense.
4031.
SPAM and stomach flu
My floor becomes a canvas
In 10 shades of pink
4034.
Edible pigment
Pork-pink skidmarked underwear
SPAM's anal artwork
4035.
He makes SPAM sculptures
Thinker, David, Pieta
His dog loves them so.
4350.
New Jackson Pollock
Painting found in Soho loft:
SPAM Spatterings 4.
4735.
Considerations
of cost, not taste, replaced the
ice swans with SPAM pigs.
4780.
oh, spamku. are you
true art or mere distraction?
prose for the ages.
4886.
Some misguided soul
nails blue can to a canvas,
calls the damned thing art.
4887.
Someone, the next day,
Nails artist to the blue can.
Martyred? I think not.
4964.
Art is what it is.
Rogers and Hammerstein write.
Pigs turn into SPAM.
5264.
Small nugget of SPAM
Resting in your display case
Wonder "Is it art?"
5386.
With pen to paper
Leonardo sketches SPAM
"SPAM" written backwards
5464.
With painstaking care
The artist carved blocks of SPAM
Made edible art
5471.
Perfect symmetry
Soft corners and sharp edges
SPAM as work of art
5582.
Is SPAM pop art food?
Comment on our modern world?
Ironic symbol?
5797.
Ukiyo-e print:
"Fifty Views of Mount Fuji
And a Can of SPAM"
5903.
Shaped like a puppy
It smells like a grandmother
Is it art or food?
5950.
"why eat spam?" asks youth
worn old gray artist ponders
"eat spam for spam's sake"
6024.
Frank Lloyd Wright designed
house entirely made of SPAM.
Most unnatural!
6025.
If Falling Water
was made of SPAM, would it be
called Clogged Arteries?
6026.
Frank Lloyd Wright designs
house entirely made of SPAM.
Local wildlife dies.
6027.
Frank Lloyd Wright's SPAM house
House-warming party nightmare
Evacuation!
6369.
cubism, dada,
abstract expressionism
one painting, all styles
6372.
Monkey Spanking Boy
What's your favorite art form?
"SPAM-xotic Dancer"
6511.
Spork! Tool of my muse.
Carve from the cube, my vision.
'Tis art? Or just lunch?
6581.
Andy Warhol chose
Campbell's soup cans for brightly
colored pop art. Why?
7700.
IF SPAM IS AN ART
FORM, HOW WOULD WE LABEL IT?
I SUSPECT "CUBIST."
7723.
SCULPTOR HENRY MOORE
FIRST PRACTICED MAKING STATUES
USING BLOCKS OF SPAM
8002.
Jasper Johns once did
Construction of U.S. flag
Out of tins of SPAM
8005.
"Less is more" is what
Mies van der Rohe often said
"Unless 'less' is SPAM"
8242.
pornoroid image
spam protruding from anus
hemorrhoid sculpture
8540.
If Warhol had been
Cubist, would he have painted
A SPAM can, instead?
8546.
Salvador Dali
His paintings were so deranged
See what SPAM can do?