SHAM-13.
Wayne's new snide retort:
"And SPAM flies out from my butt!"
But that is how SPAM...
SHAM-25.
The tricorder hums.
Captain Kirk asks, "What is it?"
Bones says, "It's dead, Jim."
SHAM-26.
Spock takes a small piece.
It's elastic, rubbery.
It is vulcanized.
SHAM-115.
Woody Allen in
Sleeper finds SPAM in future
Considered health food.
SHAM-205.
Spamlet: Danish ham.
Lite version: Hormel Gibson.
Cooked up by Bacon?
10.
If the Alive guys
Had some SPAM on board the plane,
What would they eat first?
15.
How would SPAM be used
In Kentucky Fried Movie,
If they made part III?
21.
In Silent Running
The Earth's food was limited.
Did they have some SPAM?
42.
The pink SPAM glistens
On a blue plate of plastic.
O my Soylent Green.
58.
judgment day is here
attack of 50-foot SPAM
we go down eating
66.
Siskel and Ebert
shamelessly promote: "Two Thumbs
Up, Way Up, for SPAM!"
94.
Charlton Heston cries,
In science fiction epic:
"It's made of people!"
163.
Star Trek transporters
Can't handle can molecules
SPAM arrives naked
204.
Jules refuses SPAM
And all related products
But Vinny likes it.
263.
Apollo 13:
What really happened up there?
SPAM got in the works.
264.
If SPAM went to Cannes,
Would the glamorous Cannes hams
Be jealous of SPAM?
265.
If SPAM went to Cannes,
Would the glamorous Cannes ham
Be gel-less than SPAM?
287.
Public swimming pool.
Half-empty SPAM can floats by.
Pandemonium!
309.
Apollo 13.
Kevin Bacon: his best role?
SPAM-In-A-Can, man!
335.
Waiter, I would like
SPAM cocktail, shaken not stirred.
It's been quite a day.
373.
Come in here, dear boy.
Open a tin--goes far. By
The way, which one's Pink?
395.
I SPAM what I SPAM
I'm Popeye the Sailor SPAM
Ock-gek-gek-gek-gek
435.
Was Yoda's advice
"Use the SPAM, Luke. Use the SPAM!"
A SPAM-inspired fluke?
436.
Han in Carbonite,
Jabba thawed him with bacon
Now he's SPAM Solo
437.
Star Wars' Storm Troopers
Run funny in their white suits
Vader feeds them SPAM
438.
Elmer Fudd Gantry
Goes through five white suits a day
He eats too much SPAM
439.
Lee Marvin ate SPAM
This inspired his war movie
Called The Big Red One
440.
In Taxi Driver
Travis thought he was cooking
SPAM over gas flame
441.
Godzilla ate SPAM
Then destroyed all of Tokyo
To cleanse his palate
442.
SPAM PowerRanger
Defeats enemies with Gel
In reruns only
479.
Angry mob prowling.
Torches, pitchforks, and loud shouts.
They hunt FrankenSPAM.
531.
Replicators failed
Enterprise crew must eat SPAM
Troi senses great pain
534.
The SPAMinator
Arnold's big line: "I'll be back--
But first, I'll eat SPAM."
544.
Muppets' Pigs in Space
Was secret plot to send SPAM
Far, far, far away
589.
Rosemary's Baby
was probably raised on SPAM.
Food for devil's spawn.
590.
If the Borg attack
The Federation of SPAM
whom do you root for?
675.
"Of all the gin joints
She walks into mine," says Rick.
"Play it again, SPAM."
676.
Kane mumbles, "Rosebud."
Fruitless search; janitors burn
Favorite SPAM tin.
677.
Tara: Scarlett starves.
Rhett is cruel: "Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a SPAM."
678.
Dorothy and friends
Follow the yellow brick road.
Will Oz give them SPAM?
679.
Red Sea waters part
With a blast from the Lord's cheeks.
"Behold His great SPAM!"
680.
Blanche to Stan: "I have
Always depended upon
The SPAM of strangers."
681.
Jupiter explodes;
New Sun formed by tins of SPAM.
"Something Wonderful."
709.
Hannibal Lecter
Eats livers, but no pig snouts.
Silence of the SPAMs.
710.
Do you see pig snouts
Or a fine meal? It's a pork
product Rashomon.
711.
A pink obelisk
comes to the apes. It imparts
both wisdom and SPAM.
715.
"The ram in SPAM falls
Numbly on the Pam." "By George,
I think she's got it."
719.
Foul Aliens from
Minnesota. Sigourney
Weaver screams in fear.
720.
Don Vito orders
horse-head surprise. "Make him a
SPAM he can't refuse."
721.
Roy Scheider stuffs SPAM
Down Great White's hideous Jaws.
Shark explodes from gas.
753.
Bounty hunters fight
Over blue tin. The Good, the
SPAM, and the Ugly.
823.
Orson Welles in the
Hormel sewers, plays Harry
Lime in "The Third SPAM"
824.
Babe and Charlotte's Web:
Movies with future slabs of
SPAM in the lead role.
843.
Dustin Hoffman is
raised by Hormel Indians
in Little Big SPAM.
844.
George Romero shows
the latest in horror: Night
of the Living SPAM.
845.
Gene Kelly dances
amid falling pork slabs. It's
Singin' in the SPAM.
865.
The starving people
They ate SPAM in Waterworld
No wonder it flopped
893.
Kevin Costner's fave.
SPAM substitute in movie:
Holds wet can of "S'MEAT."
961.
The SPAMminator
Coming to avenge the pigs
"I'll be back" he says
962.
Huge SPAM monolith
Brings intelligence to apes
Two Thousand and SPAM
977.
Irradiated,
SPAM grows and becomes alive
Run! It's SPAMzilla!
1009.
Locked in SPAM warehouse
I listened, but heard nothing
Silence of the SPAMs
1019.
"I am flesh and blood,
but not human." Interview
with the Spampire, II.
1022.
Ben-Hur and slaves eat
Tinned meat aboard trireme; get
Orders: SPAMming speed!
1070.
A world covered by
pork. Obscene cost overruns.
Costner's film SPAM World.
1071.
Brando's X-rated
film about pork and lust: Last
SPAM-go in Paris.
1072.
"Life is like a tin
of SPAM: you never know which
pig parts you're getting."
1087.
Saw Showgirls last night.
Man fingered a bleeding girl!!!
Warm SPAM came to mind...
1147.
Starvation threatens;
Lone figure tramps on tundra--
SPAMook of the North.
1148.
The world now-a-days
Is overpopulated.
Oh God, soylent SPAM!
1240.
Disney's The SPAM King
"Can You Feel The SPAM Tonight?"
SPAM roams the pride lands
1368.
Ed Wood used pork slabs
for pink UFOs in SPAM
9 from Outer Space.
1417.
The Crying Game 2's
big secret: Jaye's "penis" was
really made from SPAM.
1444.
Russian sub captain
defects for SPAM. Clancy's Hunt
for Pink October.
1445.
Spamasaurus Rex
cloned from old loaves' DNA
in Jurassic Pork.
1503.
"I'll be back!" he said.
He travels through time and space,
The SPAMinator.
1521.
Drunk crippled Ewok,
Dead on sidewalk, piss-drenched fur,
SPAM just out of reach
1541.
SPAM in time saves nine.
A watch'ed SPAM never boils.
Eat SPAM, Forrest Gump!
1546.
Life is not per Gump.
SPAM analogy expounds:
Mystery and flesh.
1555.
If Meatloaf were SPAM
would Frankenfurter say "No!
Not meatloaf again!"?
1579.
Indiana Jones
Places a bag full of rocks
In exchange for SPAM.
1603.
Hungry villagers.
Pink Frankenspam came to life.
"Eat me," he taunted.
1711.
Apollo 13
Transatlantic inflight film
Bacon in a can
1712.
Palace made me sleep,
The French refuse to serve SPAM
"There's no place like home!"
1965.
Then, again, what if
The first two letters of SPAM
Stand for "Soylent Pink"?
2006.
Hannibal Lecter
says to a piggy, "Had it
with chianti. Slurp!"
2056.
Karate and pork.
Blue 'n yellow tins kickbox.
It's Jean-Claude van SPAMme.
2068.
Shall I compare thee?
"Quite frankly, my dear," she cried
"I don't give a SPAM!"
2069.
"Mr. Creosote,
Aftah-dinnah SPAM waffah?"
You won't want to see.
2070.
Bruce Willis sent back
To thwart pink virus release
By 12 SPAMonkeys.
2077.
Risen from ashes
Hardened pink flesh and gristle
A crazed SPAMzilla!
2115.
Leni Riefenstahl
documents Hormel rallies.
Triumph of the SPAM.
2148.
"SPERM, you fool, not SPAM!"
Frankenstein rasped at Igor.
A monster is born!
2166.
"I am a fake food!
I am not an animal!"
The Elephant SPAM.
2215.
Basinger and SPAM
scene from 9 1/2 Weeks:
nixed, too explicit.
2263.
Poor Scarlett's hunger
Went unappeased when Rhett said,
"I don't give a spam!"
2319.
Masterless ronin
Searches Japan for sensei
Spamikitori
2337.
Prisoner James Cole,
"Volunteer" science subject:
Can SPAM kill the world?
2350.
Rogue B-52
drops SPAM on USSR.
It's Dr. SPAMlove.
2357.
Frightened Chief tells Quint,
"We're gonna need a bigger
boat." The SPAM attacks!
2391.
Gamera is neat.
He is filled with turtle meat.
Not an ounce of SPAM.
2472.
Harry Callahan
forces SPAM down killer's throat.
Serves the bastard right.
2502.
I watched Babe on tape
while I ate a can of SPAM.
Made it tastier.
2508.
Check this out: Cram as
much SPAM in cheeks as you can.
Instant Brando face!
2560.
Babe nominated.
Hanks and Travolta shut out.
SPAM is triumphant.
2577.
Like Babe and Gordy
Movie pigs too cute to eat
SPAM: Fictional meat
2635.
I have a nightmare:
Can of SPAM rises from lake.
I wake, drenched in sweat.
2722.
"Wake up, time to die,"
says android, holding SPAM near
the blade runner's mouth.
2723.
Arnold: "I'll be back."
Drives SPAM truck into building.
The SPAMinator!
2724.
Rhett Butler says to
wife Scarlett, "Frankly my dear,
I don't give a SPAM!"
2725.
"You killed my father!"
says Luke. "No," says Darth Vader,
"he ate SPAM!" Luke screams.
2741.
So, Mr. Christian,
You men will not eat the SPAM?
This is mutiny!
2742.
Python song: "Every
SPAM Is Sacred." Wait. I think
That was something else.
2744.
Marlon Brando used
SPAM in place of butter in
"Last Tango in Pork."
2746.
Comedy Central
Cancelled MST3K.
Let's all mail them SPAM!
2804.
The end of Hamlet.
Rosencrantz and Gildenstern
Are dead. They ate SPAM.
2810.
Condemned inmate eats
SPAM for his last meal. He is
A Dead Man Farting.
2811.
"Open the SPAM can
Lid, HAL." "I'm sorry, Dave, I
Can't do that," HAL says.
2872.
Planet of the Apes.
SPAM in Taylor's ration pack.
"Damn you all to hell!"
2873.
Later, Taylor finds
the Statue of Liberty
Clutching a SPAM can.
2874.
The Ten Commandments.
"Let's see your people make SPAM
Without pigs," says Yul.
2984.
Film shows travesty
In snowy Minnesota.
Fargo? No. SPAMgo.
2985.
Last scene in Fargo
Not for the faint-hearted. Shows
Just how SPAM is made.
2986.
Brainerd's Paul Bunyan
Feasts on odd blue tinned meat. Ox
Pen empty, silent.
2987.
Babe nominated
For Oscars, blanked. Investors
Chow down on hero.
3002.
Xanadu: Stately
Home of Charles Foster Kane. Cost?
Fifty cans of SPAM.
3028.
I have eaten SPAM
and yet I live and I breathe.
A Dead Man Walking!
3041.
Babe banned in China.
No SPAM in Mao's old land: "The
East is red, not pink."
3055.
Dog Day Afternoon:
Sonny orders SPAM takeout.
The cops laugh at him.
3056.
To Wong Foo: Thanks For
All The SPAM, Julie Newmar.
It gets two thumbs down.
3057.
"Barney, do you want
To steal my Spammy Pebbles?"
"Yes, Fred." "Here, take 'em."
3060.
There was me: that is,
Alex, and my three droogs: that
Is, Pete, George, and SPAM.
3079.
"These gladiators
Are thin. Bulk them up with SPAM."
Spartacus rebels.
3080.
"Antoninus, do
you prefer SPAM, or oysters?"
(Romans ate their slaves.)
3081.
"I am Spartacus!"
"The real one liked SPAM. Feed them."
Crowd falls silent fast.
3088.
The SPAM in Siam
Is served with clams and toe-jam.
I think I've got it.
3091.
Big John Wayne ate SPAM
and look what it did for him.
Big John Wayne, deceased.
3098.
Apollo 13--
Houston, we've got a problem:
Moon's made of green SPAM!
3194.
The drill sergeant screams
Recruit stuffs him with pork parts
Kubrick's Marine hell
4475.
Kubrick? Yes, he is
Well suited for SPAM Haiku.
Like A Clockwork SPAM.
4476.
Korova MeatBar
Sold SPAM, sharps you up for the
Old ultra-pinkness.
4477.
And who can forget
The scene in The SPAMming where
Kid screams, "MAPS! MAPS! MAPS!"?
4478.
When HAL refused to
Open lid, Dave fed it SPAM.
"My mind is going."
3212.
It's a SPAM nightmare:
Walking toward me and drooling...
The SPAMpire's Revenge
3213.
Another SPAM film:
The Night of the Living SPAM
Tasting is horror!
3293.
The Truth About Cats
and Dogs: It's simple. They were
all made into SPAM.
3320.
darth vader ate spam
it gave him really bad gas
his armor was fogged
3321.
luke skywalker laughed
he could not stop doing it
his father got pissed
3322.
darth took the spam can
and he launched it at young luke
it hit young luke's head
3323
now luke has a bump
it's as big as new jersey
now darth was laughing
3343.
Soviet conquest.
Americans force-fed SPAM.
Plot of film Pink Dawn.
3344.
Brando: "I coulda
worked for Hormel. I coulda
been a SPAM tender."
3355.
Al Pacino in
Cruising uses SPAM for...well...
better left unsaid.
3414.
The movie star, Babe,
will some day go where Wilber
did--in cans of SPAM.
3480.
New film, SPAMler's List
Amon Goeth not the bad guy
But SPAM was instead
3481.
Dustin Hoffman's film,
Outbreak, not about virus,
About death by SPAM!
3482.
Sly and Banderas
In their film called Assassins
No guns: they used SPAM
3483.
Captain William Bligh,
Mutiny on the Bounty.
He fed his crew SPAM.
3485.
Tom Cruise's Mission:
Should he choose to accept it
Eliminate SPAM.
3486.
Val Kilmer movie
Pink chunks with tights in Gotham
SPAMman Forever
3487.
Jim Carrey's The Mask:
Prosthesis made of squished SPAM.
Moviegoers spew.
3490.
Quiz Show parting gift
Charles Van Doren was not pleased.
New invention: SPAM.
3492.
In the film, Tombstone,
Wyatt fed the bad guys SPAM.
Mass execution.
3495.
Dead Man Walking: film
About death row. Inhumane
Death: Make them eat SPAM.
3532.
In The Taking of
Pelham One Two Three, the head
crook was "Mr. Pink."
3587.
The Porky Horror
Picture Show: "Dammit, Janet,
I love SPAM!" "Oh, Brad!"
3588.
Doc Pork N. Furter:
I can see you shiver with
Spamtici...pation!
3591.
Movie trailer shows
SPAM--Mission: Inedible.
Audience riots.
3594.
"What's for lunch, Wilma?"
"Spamasaurus sandwiches."
"Yabba-dabba-don't!"
3599.
Leonard Maltin gives
SPAM two and half stars. Go
figure. It's crazy.
3600.
Siskel and Ebert
give SPAM "two thumbs down, WAY down.
Down our throats, that is."
3603.
Tony Montana
sitting at his desk behind
a pink pile of SPAM.
3617.
Carrie was doused with
pig's blood--and carnage ensued.
If it had been SPAM...
3619.
In Pink Floyd's The Wall,
Kids are put through meat grinder.
The making of SPAM?
3621.
Yep, Bob; Montana
Falls forwards on pink pile, snorts.
His nickname: SPAMface.
3668.
Andy Garcia
plays SPAMface's buddy, whom
SPAMface SPAMs to death.
3670.
Fatty Arbuckle
is accused of using SPAM
for...uh...well...you know.
3687.
Good morning, Mr.
Phelps. This man is John Cho. SPAM
Poet. Dangerous.
3688.
Your mission, Jim, should
You decide to accept it,
Is to eat this SPAM.
3689.
Phelps lights fuse. Eats SPAM.
Self-destructs in five seconds.
Lordy, what a mess.
3701.
His disturbed patient
Smears her lips with SPAM, exits
through office window.
3702.
Bruce Willis sees this,
Is traumatized in some way--
No longer sees pink!
3703.
He goes to L.A.
Becomes a group therapist
for SPAM abusers.
3704.
A wacky artist
in the group does abstract art.
Smears SPAM on canvas.
3705.
He has, uh, congress
with this girl involving SPAM.
You don't want to know.
3706.
But the result of
this bizarre Hormelesque sex:
He sees pink again!
3748.
Deliverance: "Squeal
like a SPAM, boy!" "Got a real
purty can, don't he?"
3795.
Terry Gilliam,
Planning next twisted movie.
Brazil SPAM Bandits.
3798.
Leaving Las Vegas:
Ben tells Sera, "Never ask
Me not to eat SPAM."
3829.
Dr. Frankenstein
Feeds SPAM to his revived bride
No wonder she screams
3836.
Three SPAM triangles
An edible bikini
"Babe" on a babe. Yum!
3882.
"once upon a time
in a can far far away..."
--SPAM Wars trilogy
3892.
Bang The Can Slowly:
Story of a ballplayer
whose SPAM key breaks off.
3945.
A day in L.A.:
Hollywood producers say
"Let's do luncheon meat."
3946.
SPAM-related film
classics: Can Who Fell to Earth,
SPAM Wars trilogy...
3947.
...The SPAM-tese Fal-Can
A Nightmare on SPAM Street 2,
Naked Luncheon Meat...
3948.
...Kurosawa's Can
SPAM Pekinpah's The Wild Bunch,
Raimi's Evil Dead...
3949.
...SPAM-ghetti Westerns:
A Fistful of SPAM, and then
For a Few Cans More...
3950.
...Robo Can, Woody
Allen's Canhattan, and Can-
nah and Her Sisters.
3962.
Hamburger Helper.
SPAM. Never seen together.
Call Oliver Stone.
3976.
In pollutant bath
Factory sealed, endless pain
Spamzilla is born
3977.
7-11
Vomiting man trapped within
Walk tall Spamzilla
3978.
Factory ablaze
Product misuse warning signs
Spamzilla enraged
4009.
"Roger, I just can't
believe we're talking about
the same food," says Gene.
4020.
I inserted SPAM
In the VCR. It played
A dull pink movie.
4046.
SPAM/PINKo/Commie
I think there's a connection
Someone call O. Stone!
4087.
Tarzan of the Apes
Swings home to find SPAM frying
Birth of famous yell
4090.
Baby Jane Hudson
Serves SPAM carved like a rodent
Blanch spins her wheel chair
4091.
Dancing down the beach
Jane returns with SPAM ice cream
Blanch dies quietly
4099.
Groucho Marx first sang
"Hello, I must be going"
when Mom fed him SPAM.
4120.
Treat Williams decides
he needs a change of image.
New name? "SPAM Williams."
4123.
Schwarzenegger says,
"Trust me iv yoo vant to liv.
Don't eat ze SPAM rolls."
4130.
Eating SPAM is like
two big wet ones on the cheek
from Don Corleone.
4245.
Babe herds sheep for Blue.
Hormel offers farmer cash.
No escape from SPAM.
4246.
It was wrong, all wrong
D'you remember Soylent Green?
It's SPAM, not humans!
4304.
Does John Travolta
(Who was also out, then in)
Empathize with SPAM?
4307.
SPAM Spade fired first fast.
Head holed, Hot Dog Harry humped.
Fish Cake Flo fainted.
4336.
I open the blue
can hesitantly. My God,
it's full of (pink) stars.
4382.
German magazine
says that movie star Tom Cruise
has a low SPAM count.
4383.
Why'd that alien
burst out of John Hurt's stomach?
He'd just eaten SPAM.
4384.
Seems that aliens
cannot abide SPAM at all.
We are not alone.
4390.
Jack D. Ripper thinks
SPAM adds gel to his precious
bodily fluids.
4448.
Japan in danger!
Spamera engulfs cities!
Mothra will save them.
4491.
"Think you used enough
dynamite there, Butch?" "No, there's
some SPAM left, Sundance."
4494.
Vader grabs rebel
by the neck. "Where is the SPAM
you intercepted?"
4495.
Luke Skywalker looks
for Obi-Wan; he's attacked
by the SPAM People.
4625.
Eastwood orders lunch.
All they have is year-old SPAM.
Does Clint feel lucky?
4740.
In Sleepers, prison
Guards force boys to eat SPAM. No
Revenge is enough.
4766.
Arnold, Babe, Wilbur:
How hath the meaty fallen!
Hormel shall have them.
4813.
SPAM and Tang dinner.
Meal most feared by astronauts.
"Open the trash, Hal."
4846.
SPAM between his cheeks
And yet he cannot taste it
"Squee like a piggy!"
4877.
Elliot, must go
Your world has morphed into SPAM
E.T. no phone home
4901.
Yoda sez, "SPAM ate
I! Ill did I become! Toss
my cookies did I!"
4916.
Luke feels Force in gut
After eating; is cautioned:
"Beware the Pink Side!"
4917.
Will Luke and his friends
Escape the Pink clutches of
Foul Jabba the SPAM?
5035.
Prehistoric clone
Spits acid gel at Newmann
It's Jurassic SPAM!
5036.
Jeff Goldblum declares;
"That is one big pile of SPAM!"
Can't wait for sequel...
5134.
Count Spamula: sucks
cholesterol, sleeps in blue
tin, and never dies.
5236.
The new SPAM movie
50-foot SPAM attacks town
"Call in Godzilla!"
5268.
Deep in the Earth's crust
Fossilized SPAM sits waiting
It's Jurassic SPAM
5331.
Wide-eyed, Dave Bowman
gasps "My god: It's full of SPAM"
Pink monolith drifts
5423.
Indiana Jones
Raids the lost temple of SPAM
Flees angry natives
5542.
John Lithgow appears
in drag; great new film! The World
According to SPAM.
5543.
Alien lands, says
"SPAMtu Barata Nikto."
Day the Earth Stood Still.
5576.
The OK Corral.
A gunfight, what's the motive?
The Earps fight for SPAM.
5577.
Anthony Perkins.
Bates Motel, shower scene, knife.
Oh! Thought you were SPAM.
5586.
NEW! SPAM-O-RAMA
The movie is pink and smells
Arty film technique
5602.
King of the Britons,
King Arthur, eats lots of SPAM.
He kills the Black Knight.
5603.
You don't vote for kings.
I am king because I'm smart.
You should eat SPAM too.
5604.
The Castle Anthrax.
The SPAM shaped beacon is lit.
And now, oral sex.
5605.
We are the knights who
Do say "SPAM" instead of "nee."
Bring us shrubbery.
5624.
Count Dracula tastes
his first bite of SPAM--too bad
he's already dead.
5645.
Beavis and Butthead
Do America. Still, they
Shun Minnesota.
5646.
"Only the finest
Pork byproducts in this loaf..."
"Huh huh. He said 'loaf.'"
5647.
"Bunghole! I am the
Great SPAMholio! I need
TP...lots of it!"
5746.
If Doc put the SPAM
Into his Mr. Fusion
How far would he go?
5780.
A bit of the old
ultraviolence cannot beat
a can full of SPAM.
5819.
Scary music swells,
As slime drips from the ceiling--
Revenge of the SPAM!
5825.
Mother's rough finger
Stirs water into the Tang
And glazes the SPAM.
5844.
Spam Wars re-released!
Millions flock, eat it again
The Force not with them
5845.
Spam Vader to Luke
"Join the pink side of the Force"
The Spam is with you
5855.
Ferris Bueller eats
SPAM, and must take a day off
to lie in bed, sick.
5940.
Obi-Wan's advice:
"Use the SPAM, Luke." The rebels
won a great battle.
5941.
Dark quiet inside,
Tranquil blue outside. Jabba's
final resting place
5942.
R2's strategy
"Let the Wookie eat the SPAM"
Easy victory
5943.
Blue and steel outside.
Twist the key. Damn! Just a mes-
sage from the princess.
5982.
Hot manly body
Such compressed meat, such strong thighs
Spartacus loved SPAM
5984.
Laid in the shower
Pig parts you don't recognize
Soylent green is SPAM!!!
6001.
Frankly my dear, I
don't give a SPAM, up the stairs
sunk deep in Scarlet.
6002.
My sweet Baby Jane
tried to run over her SPAM.
Both die on the beach.
6073.
Joan Crawford really
beat children with SPAM slices.
Slandered after death.
6121.
2001:
towering SPAM on the moon,
one by four by nine.
6144.
oh, Mr. Campos
your lovely Ewok haiku
has melted my SPAM
6148.
John Travolta in
Saturday Night Fever wore
big SPAM platform shoes.
6150.
Fatty Arbuckle
shoved SPAM up...On second thought
I'll just shut up now.
6284.
Screaming in horror,
"If Soylent Green is people...
My God, what is SPAM!"
6342.
Pork resurrected
In Night of the Living SPAM.
Romero classic.
6349.
Cath'lic nun Prejean
Religious advisor to
SPAM man walking.
6542.
Bill Clinton is gone!
Giant SPAM cans float above!
Independence Day!
6900.
In Britain we have
SPAM--base material for
Wallace and Gromit.
6908.
"Huge pink slab on moon..."
2001 remake
(Hormel Productions)
6909.
The remake of Gone
With The Wind--"Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a SPAM!"
6910.
Babe 2: "Follow the
antics of our loveable
talking can of SPAM."
6979.
In Ace Ventura
2, why does Ace say "SPAMku,
Spanky Spankerton"?
7002.
Blue cans on corpses
Pink cubes take over the Earth
Planet of the SPAMs
7049.
SPAM's one baaaaaaad mutha
Watch your mouth! Talkin' 'bout SPAM!
Shaft loves his SPAM too!
7084.
"Fonda and Redford
Tramp across acres of SPAM":
Barefoot in the Pork.
7085.
"Lancaster Squadron
Drops bouncing bombs on wall of
Blue cans": SPAMbusters.
7120.
Open a blue can
Image of Charlton Heston
Call it Soylent Pink
7157.
In The Pillow Book
Lover's skin makes fine paper
The rest makes fine SPAM
7158.
In The Pillow Book:
Poems written on entrails
AH! The Book Of SPAM
7160.
Visitor from space:
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"
(Take me to your SPAM)
7182.
"Jodie Foster hunts
Down pigskin wearing weirdo":
Silence of the SPAMs.
7183.
"Spooky blonde kids seem
To like Hormel canned product":
Village of the SPAM'd.
7184.
"Martin Sheen scours through
SPAMbodia for pig parts":
A Porker Lips Now.
7185.
"Molly Ringwald goes
To high school prom in dress of
SPAM": Pretty in Pink.
7186.
"Tom Hanks becomes an
Adult overnight after
Blow out on SPAM": Pig.
7195.
Immigrant actor
though surname changed, remains ham--
WAS Jean Claude Van SPAM
7226.
Mae West asks, winking:
"In your pocket--a cigar?
Or is that your SPAM?"
7362.
South Pacific: A
Musical featuring SPAM
Enchanted Ev'ning.
7363.
Pig-headed? Me? All
Right... I'm gonna wash that SPAM
Right out of my hair...
7372.
"Scientists clone pigs
From prehistoric SPAM cans":
Jurassic Pork 2.
7390.
"Only supplies SPAM??
Houston, we have a problem.":
Apollo 13
7479.
Jailed Burt Lancaster
Feeds SPAM to feathered friends: Bird
Brain of Alcatraz.
7522.
Tippi Hedren, try
SPAM shampoo. That should keep the
Birds out of your hair!
7525.
"SPAM, Mr. Christian,
that is what motivates men."
Mutiny brewing...
7593.
tasty pink morsels
finally I understand
what became of "Babe"
7633.
Tough blue steel outside,
Squidgy pink mush inside. SPAM
can? No, Robocop.
7649.
Cool Hand Luke won his
bet by eating fifty eggs
and one can of SPAM
7670.
Join the dark side, SPAM
I am not your father, Luke
You are just a can
7695.
TO FILM AUTHENTIC
1930S LOVE SCENES, FIRST
WIPE THE LENS WITH SPAM.
7976.
Hormel profits swell
Soylent Pink(TM) feeds the masses
Rich shareholders laugh
8077.
when handed some spam
"shaggadelic baby yeah!"
austin powers raved
8104.
New SPAM action film:
Chris Farley, as SPAM, takes on
Forces of evil.
8150.
"There's no place like pork"
Dorothy tries to visit
The Wizard of SPAM
8155.
Pork leaps out of tin
And proceeds to kick some butt
It's Jean-Claude Van SPAMME
8179.
Sty Stallone movie
Fighting pigs in a jungle
The mighty Spambo!
8259.
Dark Side of the FORCE
Intestinal Darth Vader
Make me poop Death Stars
8355.
Sure, that Babe was cute,
but his box office fell off.
His next lead role: SPAM.
8389.
Forrest Gump's new quote:
"Life is like a slice of SPAM...
don't know what's in it..."
8440.
True SPAM will never
Take backseat to thoughtless meat
Spurned by Mel's Braveheart.
8469.
"Remember, Forrest,
'Stupid is as stupid does.'
Now eat up your SPAM."
8519.
Chariots of SPAM,
The SPAMglish Patient ... SPAM does
well on Oscar night.