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To: carolingia@bloom-beacon.mit.edu (Status Mentus)
Subject: I Sebastiani (was Re: Birka)


Gwenllian ferch Madog Llangollen was heard to say:
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<And much praise to I Sebastiani!  As always, the performance was hilarious
<and very well performed.
<

Well...join us!

My friends, some of you have heard of I Sebastiani, and some of you
may have even seen them.  Why, I bet that some of you are even
autocrats with enough taste and savoir faire to have hired I
Sebastiani to perform at your event!

Say you're not satisfied? Say you want more? Tell you what I'm gonna
do...

If you act right now (or act at all...or would like to learn to act)
you can join I Sebastiani _absolutely free_! That's right! Come and
train with the World's Greatest Commedia del Arte Troupe - the chance
of a lifetime! Maybe two lifetimes!  You'll learn:

*	Witticisms
*	Puns
*	Pratfalls
*	Cheap laughs
*	Bad Spanish Accents

		...and much, MUCH more!

An experience like this could cost you hundreds of scudi in therapy -
but for a limited time (every Tuesday at 7pm) you can join I
Sebastiani at no charge!  And - if you're not completely satisfied -
you can keep the complimentary seat cushion as our gift.

I Sebastiani meets every Tuesday at 7pm at MIT in Room 4-402.  If
you'd like more information, please contact Earl Sir Sebastian
Nightwind or any of the fine members of the troupe.


(I Sebastiani is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Fly-by-Nightwind
Productions.  All Rights Reserved.  All lefts too.  And keep your
guard up.  Ciao.)