Inside the hexagram

Odd, you are suddenly standing in what appears to be the SIPB Office.

This is a messy room filled with computers, random piles of paper, empty soda cans, and lots of geeks. The speakers are blaring some random hard rock music. All the geeks are busy typing away. Occasionally one bursts out laughing, explains a really nerdly joke at which everyone else laughs, and then everyone falls silent again. Despite the almost lethal level of nerdliness, however, this really isn't a bad place to be.

One of them sort of jumps and looks up at you. "Klogind!" she shouts.

Instantly, a huge, hairy daemon appears beside you and sniffs you over. The other hackers in the office have frozen, and are watching you intently.

The daemon slowly opens its huge, clawed hands to reveal: a can of Coke and a can of pure, fresh organic water. "Choose," it says.

You can logout and go home.

Choose the Coke.

Choose the organic water.

Exit back to my homepage.